Parks and Rec Soundboard Edit

Amazon baby, that's how #parks and rec #you are looking at a prime customer #two day free shipping for this guy #amazon prime #jeremy jamm

Anything is a toy if you play with it.Andy Dwyer

April Becomes Ron's Assistant #april #ron swanson #slamming door #hiring

As Long As I Don't Move My Head Or Torso, I'm Good #ron swanson #in pain #hernia

Capitalism: God's Way of Determining Who is Smart, and Who is Poor #ron swanson #capitalism #pyramid of greatness

Don't Sass Me, Burkas #ron swanson #sass #talk back #burkas

Don't Teach a Man to Fish, and You Feed Yourself #ron swanson #fishing #selfish #feed yourself

Enjoy the Fact Your Royal Overlords are a Frail Old Woman and a Tiny Baby #ron swanson #england #london #royalty #queen

FBI #andy #fbi #burt maclin #parks and rec

Fishing Relaxes Me #ron swanson #yoga #kill something #fishing #outdoors #happy fishermans day

Flush With Cash #jean ralphio #parks and rec #flush #cash #singing #inheritance #thank god my grandfather just died

History Began on July 4th 1776

Horse Funeral #ron swanson #lil sebastian

I Dont Care #ron #idc #alone #idgaf

I Have A Joke For You #ron swanson #leslie knope #libertarian #taxes #government is excellent #uses your tax dollars #efficiently

I Know More Than You #ron swanson #lowes #home improvement #knowledgeable

I Like Saying 'No' #ron swanson #lowers enthusiasm #management advice

I Like to Call People by the Wrong Name #april #ron swanson #anne #lester #jenny

I Once Worked with A Guy For Three Years and Never Learned His Name #ron swanson #best friends #people

I Regret Nothing

I Will Mold You Into Swansons #ron swanson #basketball #coaching #pyramid of greatness

I'd Work All Night If It Meant Nothing Got Done #ron swanson #something or nothing #all nighter #helping

I'm Going to Tell You Everything You Need to Know About Local Government #ron swanson #libertarian #tell you everything #tutor #government

I'm Ron ******* Swanson #are you ready #april ludgate #prepared

If Anything at All..

Just Give Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Have #ron swanson #hungry #hungover #breakfast

Lets Do It To It

Letter to Canada #ron swanson #april #dear canada

Lil Sebastian Died Last Night #leslie knope #little sebastian #bad news

Look, A Clock

Money Please

Never half ass two things #half assed #ron swanson #whole ass one thing

On Principle, I Never Say Anything That Another Person is Obviously Trying Get Me To Say #ron swanson #principles #say too much #wedding #stubborn

One Shelf of Alcohol #ron swanson #medical questions #how many drinks per week

Pawnee Ranger Manual #ron swanson #be a man

Ron Describes Punching Someone #ron swanson #lawyers #regret nothing #weak

Ron Does Not Want to Move to Canada #ron swanson #america #spit take

Ron Gets a Circular Desk #ron swanson #avoiding people #sprinkler water

Ron Goes to a Health Food Store #voyeurism #hippies #people watching #gawking #ron swanson #health food

Ron Means ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE! #ron swanson #hungry #hungover #breakfast

Ron Reacts to the News of Lil Sebastian dying #ron swanson #lil sebastion #death #half mast #flag #mourning

Ron Saves the World from Meatless Bacon #ron swanson #health food #vegan #bacon

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Goes to Motel with Ex Wife #motel #sex #horny #ron swanson #tammy

Ron Swanson Has Sawdust in his Ear #ron swanson #medical exam #sawdust

Ron Swanson is Ticklish #medical exam #ron swanson #tickle

Ron Swanson Likes Ron Dunn #ron swanson #ron dunn

Ron Swanson Snake Juice #ron swanson #snake juice #snakehole #parks and rec

Ron Swanson Throws Burger at Mouth #ron swanson #in pain #lazy #cant move #food #eating #hungry

Ron Swanson's Allergies #cowardice #weak willed men #medical questions #ron swanson

Ron Swanson's Automatic Office Doors #ron swanson #leslie knope #birthday gifts #automatic doors

Ron Swanson's Crazy Night #ron swanson #wedding #marriage #jail

Ron Swanson's Death Bed Wish #ex wives #go to hell #ron swanson #death bed

Ron Swanson's Idea of Exercise #ron swanson #medical questions #love making #woodworking

Ron Swanson's Idea of Hydration #ron swanson #whiskey #flu #hydrate

Ron Swanson's Idea of Mental Illness #uncle who does yoga #medical questions #ron swanson

Ron Swanson's Mustache Rubbed Off From Friction #ron swanson #oral sex #innuendo

Ron Swanson's Video to Himself #ron swanson #tammy

Ron Tries Salad #ron swanson #leslie knope #rabbit food

Ron's Permit to Slaughter a Pig #ron swanson #slaughter a pig #permit

Ron's Wife Shows Off Engagement Ring #ring #ron swanson #penis ring #jail

Say My Club is Better #leslie knope #ron swanson #gloating #bragging

Shut Up And Look At Me

Sorry

The Many Tammys of Ron Swanson's Life #ron swanson #ex wife #mother #tammy

The Wooooorst

There's Only One Thing I Hate More than Lying: Skim Milk #ron swanson #hate #lying #milk

Tom Haverford in court #tom haverford #text while driving #parks and rec tom #parks and rec club

What in the Devil's Name is This? #ron swanson #veggie burger #vegan #health food #mushrooms #grilling

When I Look At My Palm, I See a Lady's Mouth French Kissing a Dog #ron swanson #leslie knope #first aid #pain killers

When It Comes to Government Hearings, the Only Type of Witness I enjoy Being is a Hostile One #ron swanson #libertarian #hostile witness #hearing #court room

Why Government Matters #it doesnt #well said #ron swanson #libertarian

You Could Have at Least Used Mahogany #ron swanson #medical exam