The Brady Bunch (1969) - Season 2 Edit

A baby sitter

A baby sitter!

A friend of my husband's gave him the tickets.

A great player like Don Drysdale

A high school dropout on our hands

A ka boom, ka boom, ka boom

A little?

A nice wine with dinner

A very good idea, Mr. Brady

Abner Doubleday

About buses and cheap hotels

About what?

Absolutely humiliated to be sat for

Accidents, stranger at the door

Alice here is our housekeeper.

Alice, Cindy is not sick.

Alice, don't give it another thought

Alice, Mrs

Alice, Sam's here!

Alice... you'll do no such thing

All right, maybe you can.

All right, what'll it be?

All right, yeah, they did, they did.

All we wanted to do was... check.

And a bum the next

And a stranger is somebody

And butterflies in your stomach

And call the fire department

And call the plumber

And came around back like we did.

And check before going on to the show.

And Cindy'll sniffle again, right?

And dark glasses in my locker

And developed a change up.

And don't worry. We have everything under control.

And have to worry about being traded?

And he really got his lumps

And I know who's going to be there

And I like to encourage the kids, that's all

And I promise to back you up

And I want to use your telephone. Let me in

And I..

And I'm going to be a star

And if Pete doesn't have to finish junior high,

And improve my curve...

And knock on the door

And miss that movie on TV tonight?

And not to open the door, and I was Herman and..

And offer me a bonus!

And said you didn't turn in

And speaking of sneezing..

And that big head of Greg's

And the aches and pai... the arm packed in ice

And the guy who invented pizza

And the state tax, of course.

And then it turned out to be pretty nasty

And then what, Gloria?

And they clobbered me.

And we can't stay.

And we know where all the phone numbers are.

And we never open doors for people we don't know

And we really appreciate your calling, Mrs. Pearson

And we'll lock the door right behind you

And we're very firm about that

And wheat germ and cod liver oil

And when the teacher asked him

And you know my folks are out of town

And you were fighting over

And you... you do the best you can.

Any ball player ever got?

Anything look tempting?

Are you all right?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you ready now, sir?

Aren't they a little frilly, Alice?

Aren't you going to wait for Dad?

As much as I do, don't you?

At which time I'm going to take your mother

Aw, honey, they know where we are

Aw, the poor kid

Babe Ruth threw the first forward pass

Baby sitters get 75 cents an hour

Ballet? When you can see me pitch?

Baseball

Baseball isn't what it's all cracked up to be

Because Alice is always here,

Because I am listening to her do the talking

Because I think you just proved

Because we said we trusted them.

Before you start spending all that money,

Believe me, his father and I will have a talk with him

Besides, they've got the chain on the door.

Big leagues

Bobby, come with me

Bonus baby

Boy, I sure am glad

Boy, I'll get so good

Boy, oh, boy, is she sneaky

Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy

Boy, this is sure a big day for me, Mr. Drysdale

Boy, what Don said sure made me think

Boy, you better be sure you heard something.

Breaking down the front door.

Burgundy, chablis or champagne?

But 1839 was the year Abner Doubleday laid out

But Alice is helping Sam

But couldn't we check just the same?

But didn't want to miss the show.

But he meant the guys who weren't good enough,

But I am not talking at the moment

But I better not get too much energy at once

But I can blow my own nose

But I don't think curtains look right there

But I thought you'd be happy if I gave up baseball

But I would like to ask you a question.

But it's just one part of life

But maybe you can't

But that doesn't mean

But that show's been sold out for weeks

But the resemblance was uncanny... uncanny

But there are other things in life just as important

But there's nothing wrong with going to college first

But we can't go

But we didn't have anything to tax.

But we didn't have anything.

But we wouldn't hear of it

But why don't we call a baby sitter?

But you did have time to memorize the batting averages

But you keep nodding your head a lot

But you know, actually he told Greg

But... but..

Call me Don, okay?

Can I call you Don, too?

Can we do it later?

Can you come down here for a minute?

Can't a guy come home without a lot of questions?

Can't go?

Carol, after all I went through

Carol?

Carol?

Carol... Oh, there you are

Catfish?

Certainly hard to bring up

Check?

Children's sniffles can lead to something worse

Cindy

Cindy, are you coming down with the sniffles?

Cindy, are you sure

Cindy. But she hasn't

Cindy's in excellent hands

Cindy's sound asleep, and not a sign of a sniffle.

College?

Come on

Come on, come on

Come on, Jan. Let's watch TV

Come on, next time you'll mow them down

Come on, open up. I'm not a stranger anymore

Come on, take this upstairs

Come on, you want to play catch?

Come with me

Dad, Can I sleep on the couch tonight?

Dad, our stove is electric

Dad?

Dad? Mm hmm?

Dad? Why do baby sitters have to know so much?

Decorate his apartment tonight

Decorate his new apartment tonight

Did I wake you?

Did you hear what Drysdale said?

Did you lose your key?

Dinner first, and the show afterwards.

Do you have to eat that in here?

Do you know he didn't even turn in his history assignment?

Do you know what he replied?

Do you know what time it is?

Do you mind?

Do you mind? I'll just be a second. Oh, thank you

Do you really?

Dodgers

Does that answer your questions?

Does who have a fever?

Doesn't even begin until 1839

Doesn't it, Greg?

Doing the curtains!

Don Drysdale

Don Drysdale, wow!

Don Drysdale?!

Don who?

Don, these are my boys, Greg, Bobby and Peter

Don, you and Greg have something in common

Don't girls know anything?

Don't laugh, Mike

Don't tell me I've got some fans left

Don't worry. I will

Dribbling all over the furniture

Each

Each?

Education is important

Especially his?

Especially my oldest, Greg, out there.

Everybody else we could think of are busy

Everything under control?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Except for one thing: You're right handed

Far from it

Fine

Fish and chablis? What do you think?

For checking on them.

For me to get blamed for

For somebody who's not a stranger,

For the parking lot attendant

For tonight to see..

For tonight!

For us?

From the bleachers, huh, Don?

Gee, Mom

Gee, that's quite a shack.

Gee, what a great surprise

Get a napkin

Get everybody out of the house

Get it right here like this, got it?

Get your arm and try to go right out there

Go ahead

Go ahead, Gloria

Go on down, let's see something

Good bye.

Good night

Good night

Good night, sweetheart

Good thinking

Good timing, huh?

Gorgeous

Great

Great!

Great... let's go

Greg

Greg

Greg or Marcia?

Greg will help you

Greg, take it easy, okay?

Greg, you can't pin all your hopes

Greg, you're going to need good grades

Greg?

Greg?

Greg?

Greg.

Greg..

Greg...

Greg...

Greg... Brady

Greg... not everybody can be a Don Drysdale

Greg... somebody I'd like you to meet

Greg's grades this week

Guess what I have here.

Guess what? I'm pitching today

Ha! He thinks you're a combination

Hang onto it

Happy curtain hanging, Alice

Happy now, Mr

Have a nice time

Have a nice time, everybody

Have left instructions with Greg and Marcia

Have you finished your homework yet?

He couldn't get anybody out.

He didn't say you would be, he said you might be

He eats and sleeps baseball

He said one of these days I'd be in the big leagues

He said there's one right in the neighborhood.

He said would

He was so cocky, he wouldn't listen to the coach,

He went off, and you came up,

He's a pitcher, too

He's an old friend

He's gone

Hello, Greg

Here, you do it. There you go

Hey, and take a chance on smashing my hand?

Hey, Don, listen, there's another reason

Hey, good boy

Hey, great

Hey, Greg, you want to throw some more?

Hey, Greg?

Hey, I just thought of somebody

Hey, I'll have to get some Saint Bernards

Hey, that had good stuff on it

Hey, what's that?

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, you got a great motion there, you know it?

Hey, you only hit one lip.

Hi, Dad

Hi, Dad

Hi, Daddy

Hi, honey

Hi, honey!

Hi, honey.

Hi, kids

Hi, Mom. Hi, Alice

Hi, Mr. Drysdale.

Hilarious

Hiya, men.

Hmm, a few thorns

Hmm?

Honey, Cindy has sniffled before,

Honey, listen, I'm sure they're okay.

Honey, no more worrying, okay?

Honey, you know it's something

Honey, you want to see this show

Hot water pipe bursts

How about a game of catch?

How about letting me pitch, Greg?

How about right now?

How did you ever do it?

How do these strike you, Mrs

How was the ballet lesson?

How we doing?

How'd you like to go to bed early

How's it look?

How's that sound, huh?

Huh! What did I tell you?

Huh?

I better go get dressed

I can do it myself.

I can help Sam decorate his apartment any old night

I can tell you what isn't up..

I can't quarrel with that

I did the best I can.

I didn't have time

I do

I don't even know why I have to finish high school

I don't get that, he's always done real well.

I don't know about that

I don't know any strangers

I don't know why not

I don't know, you feel you want to sneak out of the ballpark

I don't know. I can hardly eat the day that I pitch

I don't need a ticket to see Sam

I don't take a bath

I don't think so.

I don't think we have

I don't want apple juice

I got a great career ahead of me in baseball

I got out of a health magazine

I got seven innings to go Saturday

I got to worrying about her cold.

I got worried about Cindy.

I got your elbow, too

I guess being a baseball player

I guess not

I guess so

I guess you can have it now

I have a mom and dad who understand

I have the sniffles

I have to make an important call.

I haven't seen him for years

I heard a strange sound

I heard might.

I hope nothing's wrong

I hope so

I hope you break 100. Bye

I just want to show you something

I know, but it's a good name

I know, that's why

I know. All right, wait a minute

I like Sam very much

I mean Don

I mean, you went to college.

I sure can, for not showing proper respect to your sitter

I tell ya, I've been stuck as much as anybody

I think a snap just broke on my dress.

I think I'm going to be sick

I think right now Greg thinks that baseball

I think we better take your temperature.

I think we can straighten it all out

I think we ought to take a firm stand with Mom and Dad

I think we should have left this number

I think you better start picking up the pieces

I think you're right.

I told you not to watch the... horror movie

I turn off the main valve

I want to get there early

I want to stick this up on my wall

I wanted my boys to meet you

I wanted you to stop by the house

I was just..

I was telling Bobby about strangers,

I was testing. Just testing

I wish I'd had the kids check her temperature

I, for one, would feel

I... I think so

I'd still rather skip it

I'll be right back

I'll be right back

I'll be the one

I'll bet that never happened to you

I'll bring you your check.

I'll do all the talking,

I'll do my jogging now

I'll get to it

I'll go see

I'll help, Mom

I'll just get a safety pin

I'll just get some change

I'll look them straight in the eye and tell them we do mean it

I'll murder them Saturday

I'll say

I'll skip my bath

I'll tell you, I used to keep a false beard

I'm 13.

I'm 14

I'm a little old lady,

I'm afraid we've had a change in plans,

I'm busy

I'm going to be a baseball player

I'm going to be a stranger

I'm going to be loaded

I'm going to keep practicing, Don

I'm gonna start right at the top.

I'm in the pony league

I'm just as concerned as you are

I'm never going to play that dumb game again

I'm not going to let a little sniffle

I'm not gonna let those things happen to me

I'm not sure.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I called the police, Dad.

I'm sorry I woke you

I'm working on my hitting and fielding..

I've called everybody I know

I've got more important things to do

If a guy's got to pitch, he's got to be in shape

If I am, I don't want Greg or Marcia blowing my nose

If it's all right with your mother

If they get a foul tip off me today

If you work at it.

If you're going to do something,

If you're good enough,

If you're not talking to anyone?

In a minute, Mom, in a minute

In a woman's apartment than a man's apartment

In case I get lost in there

In case my pitching arm goes

In case there are any big league scouts around

In front of you. There you go

In my case, better make that a two two by four four

In the baby sitters we have engaged for the evening

Instead of the office

Invented the telegraph?

Is it's impossible to believe a word you say

Is just one big bed of roses, see?

Is the game over already?

Isn't all fun and glory

Isn't this a charming place?

It did, Greg?

It goes bloop bloop bloop

It must be that hot water heater acting up again

It must be trouble

It so happens that I am talking to Gloria,

It'll be fine. Don't worry

It'll be too small for Bobby and me

It'll only take a minute.

It's 5:00 in the morning

It's a simple explanation.

It's all right

It's all right here in this baseball encyclopedia

It's all right with me

It's all right, Greg

It's an autograph

It's become an obsession

It's Daddy

It's going to be worth a lot of money someday

It's Maude's bowling night

It's not being alone

It's our turn

It's the Ditmyers' barbecue.

It's the way he said it

Jan, get off the phone.

Jan, will you hang up the phone

Just a minute, Gloria

Just for that, wise guy,

Just great.

Just kind of bend your back

Just remind where we were, would you?

Just the sniffles

Kids

Kids our age are baby sitters

Kids say a lot of things

Kind of like Bela Lugosi wearing wet sneakers

Let's

Let's come here more often, hmm?

Let's go, honey

Let's go, kids!

Let's make an evening out of it...

Let's play

Like what?

Like... Bobo or Duke or or Dizzy or Catfish

Listen, honey, while you're gone,

Listen, Mike, this evening out with Sam

Listen, um... about the game today..

Listen, what is this sudden urge for muscles?

Listen, why don't we call

Listen... Baseball is a great game.

Listening to people, like the coach...

Look at me, 34 years old and my career is finished

Look it

Look, Greg, baseball is a great sport..

Look, I'll call Jennifer down the street

Look, just the same,

Look, son, your teacher, Mrs

Looks like they'd go better

Make her thirsty for milk

Make it one part of your life... for now

Make sure your back bends

Man, oh, man!

Marcia and I think we're too old

Marcia and I would like to talk to you for a moment

Marcia, did you hear something?

Marcia..

Maybe... maybe if I work some more on my slider.

Me

Me and my big mouth

Me, too

Me, too.

Me?

Might. Would

Mike, are you sure we shouldn't have a talk with Greg?

Mike, I just Carol, I just called ho... called home..

Mike, I'd feel a lot better if we could run by the house

Mike, thanks a million

Mike, uh..

Mike, what's the matter with Greg?

Mike, you don't want to marry Sam

Mike?

Mike...

Mike... I smell smoke.

Mind if I come in?

Mm hmm

Mmm. Good

Mmm... delicious

Mom, Dad, can I ask you something?

Mom, does this mean

Mom, please!

Mom? Dad?

Mr. Brady, what are you doing here?

My name is Herman

My pal, Don

Naw, I'm riding my bike over

Neither one

Never mind that. Now, just do what I told you.

Never open the front door without asking who it is

No

No

No buts. Go on. Move along. Move..

No chance, man

No chance, man

No nose blowing for Cindy

No, Dizzy

No, Greg, you did the right thing.

No, I appreciate your calling, Mrs. Pearson

No, I didn't lose my key

No, I think I'd rather have

No, it just isn't like Greg

No, it was definitely

No, no

No, no

No, no. It's all right

No. We wouldn't hear of that, Alice

No. You got me there.

No. You're a stranger

No... no, no, listen

None at all

None of that minor league stuff for me

Not me

Not this time

Not you. Him.

Nothing but the truth

Nothing, but after the game today,

Now let's do pas de bras

Now pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers,

Now what?

Now, I'm going to go outside

Now, I'm trusting all of you

Now, in the meantime, you just go in there

Now, she's in good hands, right?

Now, that really was a memorable event.

Now, they never went and they did all right

Now, when you grip it,

Now..

Now... try it again

Of Cindy's spoil our night out

Of course

Of course

Of every player in the major league

Of George Washington, Neil Armstrong

Oh, and do they ride you

Oh, Bobby, all kinds of things

Oh, boy

Oh, don't bother, 'cause you'll never guess

Oh, good bye, kids.

Oh, he got the message

Oh, heck, a cold arm isn't bad for all that money

Oh, hey, if you hurry,

Oh, honey, I think Greg's acting fairly normal

Oh, honey, I'm sure he didn't mean what he said.

Oh, I don't mind, really

Oh, it was a massacre

Oh, it's a quick energizer

Oh, listen, I'll tell you.

Oh, listen, kids, I..

Oh, look who's home early on Friday

Oh, many times.

Oh, Mike, I can't believe it!

Oh, Mike, their specialty tonight is abalone steak

Oh, Mom, that was the year of the first world series

Oh, my. I hope it doesn't turn into something worse

Oh, no

Oh, no, I've always wanted to rise before dawn

Oh, no. I think that pin's come loose

Oh, no. This is our house.

Oh, not champagne

Oh, she's fine, Mike

Oh, sure, that's why I'm working out down here

Oh, thank you

Oh, that's just the Ditmyers' barbecue.

Oh, well, I'm not worried

Oh, well, sure

Oh, well, that's one nice thing about history:

Oh, well, then you wouldn't be able to sit for us

Oh, what a way to start the weekend

Oh, wow

Oh, yeah, he pitched, all right

Oh, yeah, that's some fun and glory

Oh, yeah? Well, listen, Bub

Oh, yeah... maybe I did imagine it

Oh, you encouraged him, all right

Oh! Gee, you showed me your secret slider

Oh.

Oh..

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay, Bobby, time to get cleaned up for dinner

Okay, but you've got to look like we mean it

Okay, Greg and Marcia, you heard that

Okay, okay. I got the point

Okay, open the door

Okay, wise guy.

Okay.

On just one thing in life

On your slider, though, when you stride out

One minute of their beauty sleep, like me

One of those professional baby sitting agencies?

Only because I knew who it was

Only one makes it

Or even more important

Or Mickey Mantle or Yogi Berra?

Parents

Pats him on the back

Peter, can't you sit up?

Please go

Probably is more glamorous

Protect us from what?

Ready for your wine, sir?

Real bugged

Really means a lot to Alice

Remember, it wasn't much at first,

Right

Right

Right

Right, Mom?

Right?

Right?

Right.

Right.

Right. Bye.

Right. Go get your face washed... know it all

Right. No baby sitter for us.

Right. Right

Right. The Ditmyers' over there...

Ruin my career?

Sausage and a couple of eggs

See you later

See you later, gang, take care

Several things well

Shall we, honey? Great idea.

She does baby sitting

She have any fever?

She just got through telling you

She just has the sniffles

She told me her sniffles made her hungry for chocolate cake

She was supposed to be over at Sam's

She's right

Side... down

Since when?

Sit down

Sitting up all night in broken down buses

Sleep all night with your arm packed in ice

Smoke's coming out of the television set

Sniffles?

So Alice was worried,

So long!

So maybe we can work out something else

So would I

Some scout will come around

Somebody is riding for a big fall.

Somehow, when they're your own,

Something wrong

Something's wrong

Sometimes you get stuck in second rate hotels

Steaks, good burgundy or..

Still, I think I'd better tell Sam to forget about it

Strike a balance of some kind

Sure

Sure

Sure, any time

Sure, you can do that.

Talk about what?

Tell you what, you call me Don, too, okay?

Thank you very much. Good bye.

Thanks a lot, Greg

Thanks for everything, Don

Thanks, Don

Thanks, Don

Thanks, Don

Thanks, Mom

Thanks, Mr. Drysdale

That I broke in with, they're still in the minor leagues

That looks good on the sports page

That looks like Charlie Hoffman

That really fits you perfect.

That sounded so simple

That talk with Greg

That the Angels paid one guy about $200,000

That there are a few thorns in it

That was one of his teachers

That we don't know, okay?

That you remember everything

That's all you got out of the conversation?

That's better

That's not just a name

That's okay, I'm just memorizing some important dates

That's perfectly all right, sir.

That's right, he did

That's right, Sergeant.

That's the dream of every American boy

That's the one

That's the spirit

That's the whole idea:

That's very good

Thatta boy