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And it's not that I don't love the guy. I'm always sticking up for him.
And it's not that I don't love the guy. I'm always sticking up for him.
Are you still awake?
Are you still awake?
Bad baby.
Bad baby.
Bart
Bart
Be nice to your sister.
Be nice to your sister.
Can I just make one suggestion?
Can I just make one suggestion?
Capital City.
Capital City.
Could you lighten up a little?
Could you lighten up a little?
Do I have to do this?
Do I have to do this?
Do you really think so?
Do you really think so?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Good night。
Good night。
Groan
Groan
Groan 2
Groan 2
H pal.
H pal.
He blows his nose on the towels and puts him back in the middle.
He blows his nose on the towels and puts him back in the middle.
He drinks out of the carton.
He drinks out of the carton.
He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, both religious and secular. He chews. With his mouth open, he gambles.
He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, both religious and secular. He chews. With his mouth open, he gambles.
He never changes the baby.
He never changes the baby.
Hello everyone.
Hello everyone.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hmmmm.
Hmmmm.
Homer!
Homer!
Homer!
Homer!
Homer.
Homer.
How would you like to spend the next three months living in France?
How would you like to spend the next three months living in France?
I don't understand it.
I don't understand it.
I don't want to snuggle with anybody who's not letting me express myself.
I don't want to snuggle with anybody who's not letting me express myself.
I don't want to wait another minute to find out whether you love me anymore.
I don't want to wait another minute to find out whether you love me anymore.
I guess I can't.
I guess I can't.
I'd like to talk to Doctor Monroe.
I'd like to talk to Doctor Monroe.
I'll try.
I'll try.
I'm Marge, 34.
I'm Marge, 34.
I've never been so angry. My hands are shaking.
I've never been so angry. My hands are shaking.
Is this going to be on TV?
Is this going to be on TV?
Is Thursday OK?
Is Thursday OK?
Isn't there something you like to say to your sister?
Isn't there something you like to say to your sister?
It's just that he's so self-centered.
It's just that he's so self-centered.
Lisa. Maggie.
Lisa. Maggie.
Marge Simpson.
Marge Simpson.
Marge Simpson.
Marge Simpson.
Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns.
My name is Marge Simpson, this is my family and we're not going anywhere. We're all going to have to live together, so you better get used to it.
My name is Marge Simpson, this is my family and we're not going anywhere. We're all going to have to live together, so you better get used to it.
My name is Marge Simpson.
My name is Marge Simpson.
My name is Marge Simpson.
My name is Marge Simpson.
My one, my love. My all.
My one, my love. My all.
No.
No.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me.
Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me.
Oh.
Oh.
OK。
OK。
Personally, I don't understand it.
Personally, I don't understand it.
Quit trying to push us around. Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners.
Quit trying to push us around. Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners.
Shhhh.
Shhhh.
Simpson.
Simpson.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners.
Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners.
Stop saying those horrible things.
Stop saying those horrible things.
Sure.
Sure.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for your attention.
Thanks for your attention.
That always will. I love you.
That always will. I love you.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
This is a terrible thing that's happened.
This is a terrible thing that's happened.
This is Marge Simpson.
This is Marge Simpson.
This is my family and we're not going anywhere. We're all going to have to live together, so you better get used to it.
This is my family and we're not going anywhere. We're all going to have to live together, so you better get used to it.
We've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.
We've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.
Well, I guess I can't.
Well, I guess I can't.
What are you doing, honey?
What are you doing, honey?
What happened?
What happened?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises and when he wakes up he makes honking noises.
When he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises and when he wakes up he makes honking noises.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes you do.
Yes you do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You are so beautiful. To me. You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see?
You are so beautiful. To me. You are so beautiful to me. Can't you see?
You have to help someone in need. It's the only decent thing to do.
You have to help someone in need. It's the only decent thing to do.
You're everything that I hope for.
You're everything that I hope for.
1st, please heed this call.
1st, please heed this call.