Adventure Time - Season 5 Edit

A dirty man? A bear?

A full on make out session with you, bro..

A lonely heart. Do not fear, Princess.

A miracle of nature like you

A sandwich?

A shovel, a saw, some plastic bags,

A suitor of mine

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah! Huh?

Aaahhh!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! I failed!

Aah! My kicks!

Aah! Oh ho ho ho ho! Ha

Aah! The horsey!

Aah! There's hot grease next to us!

Aah!!

About this Lake Butterscotch?

Ach! Look at this! Pbht!

Admit you're wrong, and you can have

After I put this tape in the VCR,

After.

Ah, Dingo.

Ah, forget it. Let's go

Ah, look!

Ah, this is all gonna work out just fine.

Ah! Oh! My hammies.

Ah. Heh heh

Aha! Here we go

Aha! Huh?

Ahh.

Ahs! I grabbed the wrong robot!

Alert. Security breach. Alert.

All I can do is think about my

All lady birds around the whole world

All my brilliant fantasies will now be real!

All my fault. All my fault!

All my less evil family members are here for dinner

All right, buddy.

All right, gentlemen, have a look

All right, soldiers, time to shred those pipes!

All right, you guys

All right, you two.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I got this

All right. This has been nice.

All you guys are gross

ALL: Aaah!

ALL: Aah!

ALL: Aah!

ALL: Aah!

ALL: In the tree, part of the tree

ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.

ALL: In the tree, part of the tree.

ALL: It's not too late!

ALL: Ooh!

ALL: The beast! The beast!

ALL: Wee ooo! Wee ooo!

ALL: Wee ooo! Wee ooo! Wee ooo!

Allow me to take advantage

Alternate wish world Finn is mad uglies.

Always got an ironic twist to them.

Am I a walking love magnet?

Am I allowed to leave the tree? No.

Am I miles away from the tree right now flying around like the

Amongst his most dearest possessions,

An age of ice and whispering sno o ow!

And across the gulf..

And actin' a fool at my expense

And BMO, who should have been here

And cry about it.

And even though I'm tiny, I do feel invigorated.

And everyone wants to get with the universe

And float up to 50th dead world, right?

And give it to the two guys out back by the dumpster!

And go home!

And go home.

And he said, 'I am who? '

And he said, 'What about you? '

And he said, 'Who is me? ' And I said, 'You

And hug your gross brother into submission!

And I don't even feel it!

And I have the same needs as any other cherry cream soda

And I said, 'Me

And I said, 'No, you

And I should just accept that.

And I think it's 'cause of you, Mr. Wizard

And I took a boat out after 8:00.

And I want to have your babies.

And I'll let her go.

And I'm gonna dump her in Lake Butterscotch!

And is going to rob the Candy Kingdom.

And it feels so strong

And it never happened!

And it was also my mother."

And it worries for you, Dark One.

And it's not too long... only seven pages.

And my judgmental aunt and uncle

And not give way to fear!

And now for the perfect throw.

And ran toward the Candy Kingdom!

And so I made you this

And steal this.

And that safe is locked up so tight,

And the perpetrators were that Finn and Jake.

And then I smashed that peach!

And they'd be pretty crunchy, actually.

And this dude is your pops

And too unheroic for Peebs

And what's your number one priority?

And where does this "masseuse" come from?

And y'all can eat my body if you want to survive.

And you can't keep falling asleep at your typewriter.

And you guys are donking up my research!

And you love it.

And you made him dance like a baby, semi nude,

And you want to court the Princess?

And your old friend Tiffany.

And, Private, I'm very thirsty.

Another cruel joke on my life!

Anyone or anything that winds up in the tree becomes part of the

Anything at all!

Are beautiful on the inside?

Are they on a date?

Are we on the level, BMO?

Are you a prisoner? Yes

Are you controlling Finn?

Are you happy with me now, papi?

Are you in the tub, sweetie? I'm going out!

Aren't you a cutie?

At my luscious, gooey apple pie

Attention, all guards!

Avast!

Aw, yeah! Aw, yeah!

Aw!

Awake!

Awesome

Ba a a a m!

Babies will not be born.

Back off my crown, Jake!

Back up a little.

Bam!

Banana, sir!

Bar bar! I'll save you!

Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!

Be good to this dude

Because I brought the ultimate thing... this!

Because I don't want to have a discussion about what

Because I'm Joe Milkshake.

Because when you get older,

Before I knew it was wrong!

Behold the ancient sleeping magi of life giving.

Behold!

Besides, I miss you at night.

Besides, I'll hang on to my wish in case I need it.

Best of luck to you.

Big D's chillin' over here,

Blagh! No!

Bleh! Wow! That was heavy, man!

Bleh.

Blisterin' beef!

BMO hit you on the butt.

BMO, Jakey likes!

BMO, this is Little Dude.

BMO: Guys!

BMO... destroy the tape.

Bonsoir, monsieur.

Boss!

BOTH: [ scream ]

BOTH: Eww!

BOTH: Little Dude!

BOTH: Ooh.

BOTH: Throw and catch!

BOTH: Whoo hoo!

BOTH: Wi...

BOTH: Yeah!

BRACO: Dear personal diary, in a consequence of my

BRACO: Guess who.

BRACO: I'm here!

BRACO: Princess, I love you!

Braco!

Braco?

Braco?

Braco?!

Bring it!

Bring me back the most delicious flavor they have.

Brunard, don't ever leave me.

BUBBLEGUM: Aaaaaaaaaah!

BUBBLEGUM: What are you doing?!

Busted, you boat crimer.

But but how did you guys know'?

But a whole lot of decisiveness was used by me

But can you pay the price, Braco?

But first, just let me ask you,

But I brought games.

But I got to eat

But I think I saw Princess Bubblegum get kidnapped,

But I've never seen a chipmunk as big as you.

But if I stay too long, I get a "Pruney" back.

But if you weren't following the clues I left, who was?

But it was also brown rice,

But it's all I've got.

But Joe Milkshake never was a talky guy.

But just for research, all right?

But then this bloom grew out of my head

But we're each other's witnesses.

But you still have time to stop me.

But, well, it's Finn's wish.

But, you know, you get a wish, too.

By your very nature, you cannot deny my will!

Bye bye.

Bye don't follow me.

C'est la vie

Ca caw!

Can you tell me what they bought?

Can't do nothing with this steam comin' off the water!

Can't you fly us across, papi?

Can't you hear the...

Can't you see, guys? He's desperate.

Candy.

Captain, the milk delivery has arrived.

Careful, there.

Careful!

Cease these dark magic activities!

Cha...

Change the Lich's wish!

Check out my mods, bro!

Choo choo!

Choo! Choo!

Come eat.

Come on, Beemo, bring it! That's nothing!

Come on, bro, taking pain is easy

Come on, fellas.

Come on, guys, that mouse showed us the room door.

Come on, Ice Cream, we're leaving

Come on, Little Dude!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on. Get in here.

Come on. I'll take you home now.

Come to me tonight!

COMPUTER VOICE: Special occasion

Congratulations!

Cool, man! I'm excited!

Cool.

Cool. Thanks.

COSMIC OWL: Okay.

Creepy now that I think about it.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Daddy's got the mad beautiful tail feathers.

Dang, Finn is flipping crazy

Dang, I'm mad uglies, too!

Danger! Danger! Evermore

Dear glob! Zap!

Dear personal diary..

Destiny Gang!!

Did you see that?

Didn't lady tell you not to use the "Sassage" flare

Dine and dash? I saw that!

Dirt! Nuts! Face!

Disc!

Do I like it when they put me down and say mean things like,

Do I like the nuts and acorns? Yes.

Do I want to fly away from this place now?

Do I zap some guy away from his family dinner?

Do it, bro. Get in here

Do you even have a plan, Jake?!

Do you ever feel that no matter what you eat,

Do you like it here?

Do you love me?

Doesn't that mean you can't leave the tree, either?

Dog, the Jake suit is mad strong

Dog!

Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog!

Doink. Doink. Doink.

Don't be sad, papi

Don't criticize my running, Shelby

Don't eat any more magic apples, silly.

Don't fool around!

Don't stinkin' do this to me again.

Don't touch anything!

Don't worry, dude. I got you covered.

Don't worry, Jake.

Don't you get lonely?

Don't you remember?

Don't you want to see more?

Dream Journal of a Boring Man, Volume 12

Dude, he turned it into poo!

Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich.

Dude, I'm graceful

Dude, look, I like you.

Dude, we should start our own place.

Dude! Are you guys on board or what?!

Dude! Use your powers! I can't!

Duh?

Each of you possessed the exact qualities

Eh, whatevs.

Eh?

Emergency!

Enough of this!

Entered his wish altered reality.

Every camera, every deadly trap.

Every guard rotation,

Every night for 10 years, and for what?!

Everybody, after those...

Everything looks nuts.

Evil

Evil magic donks, homey

Evil.

Except it's not my journal!

Faster T.T.!

Faster! We're getting a swirl!

Father, look at me!

Father's father.

Fear not, icicle child,

Filled with nagging anxiety and doubt and

Find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?"

Finn and I will bust their apples tomorrow

Finn and Jake?!

Finn, this is my family.

FINN: Come back!

FINN: Hey. Relax

FINN: Septuple flip off the tree house!

Finn!

Finn! [Speaking Korean]

Finn?

Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee..

Fire wolves? That's your plan? Please

First one in the water is

Flaps?

Flopping in the dust like a fish in a tree.

Flying squirrel that I am?

Focus, Jake.

For Finn and Jake to go back home to Ooo.

For I have birthed you into a new life!

For Jake Jr.!

For special training!

For the extinction of all li i...

For the one I love.

For time has come to wake and run

For your freedom, a spell

Forget Big D! Let's go!

Fortunately for me, trouble is my favorite thing

From across the threshold of consciousness!

From the shadows of dream, the dog wakes to find its...

Gah Nyang

Galdang, this heat is negating my powers!

Gareth, A.K.A. The Lady Master...

GARETH: Let's get out of here!

Geez!

Get off of me, weirdo!

Get out of my face!

Get up to Lake Butterscotch right now, Banana Guard.

Give me the key to the shadow realm!

Globbit.

Glom you, Jake.

Golly! How're we ever gonna worm our way out

Gonna squeeze the heck out of him!

Good grief, it's humid in here.

Good job, man!

Good luck, buddy.

Gotcha!

Great! Least you can count to zero!

Grob, dude!

Gross.

Gunther!

Ha ha ha! [farts]

Ha ha!

Ha ha! You know it!

Ha! Somebody get this guy some clothes

Had a buddy to break out of here with'?

Haha! Yeah, I've been reborn!

Hang on, sweetie!

Hat's can be anything... pants, other people.

Have I already left the tree?

He deserves to come back good

He just disappeared from the table.

He kept a book containing every secret of seduction through

He likes me!

He was just doing it up the only way he knew how

He'd be like "Here, Jake, try these."

He'd obsess over them all the time.

He's got the horse again!

He's just excited

He's just here making a wish, cosmic owl.

He's never gonna give up.

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Hello

Hello, hello!

Hello, I'm a human.

Hello, ma'am. I'd like to take a few minutes of your time

Hello! Donk! Donk!

Hello? I'd like to take a few minutes of your time

Hello. Squeezy Mart.

Hello. What jazz is this?

Help me, guys!

Her faithful suitors, waiting for a chance to

Here you go, dudes.

Here, pup pups

Here... let me read you a little

Hey look! Another room!

Hey, are you lost, tiny gentleman?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, do you think I could leave early?

Hey, don't eat the...

Hey, Finn! How long have I been out?

Hey, guy, where's my buddy?

Hey, guys!

Hey, have you seen my disc?!

Hey, I see you!

Hey, Jake, can I hitch a ride back home?

Hey, Jake.

Hey, look.

Hey, man, I'm right here!

Hey, pal, we're working together!

Hey, PB

Hey, so, I brought over the...

Hey, that's crazy, Jake.

Hey, this looks kind of personal.

Hey, what?

Hey, yes! This is it!

Hey, you want me to grab it?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Cronk me loose, "T!"

Hey! Don't be talking trash!

Hey! Hey, buddy!

Hey! Let me go first!

Hey! Little Dude!

Hey. Squirrel!

Hey. We're flying!

Hi, Braco.

Hi, fellas.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Lady

Hi, mommy!

Hiya!

Hiya! Little Dude!

Hmm

Hmm, I don't know.

Hmm!

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. "Urgent."

Hmm. [ munching ]

Hmm. All right.

Hmm. I thought I was

Hmm. Looks hot.

Hmm. When you're right, you're right.

Hmph

Hmph!

Hmph.

Ho!

Hold on, bro. Perhaps it's a custom unknown to us

Hold still, BMO!

Hold tight your buns, if buns you do hold dear,

Hold up! Hold up!

Hope you're hungry!

Hopefully, BMO sees that

How about a truce while you go make us some lunch?

How are we gonna split the baker's shard?

How dare you!

How do I win the bet, Lady?

How do you control my body so well?

How is he so strong?

How long have you been here, Crusty?

How long have you been waiting to court the Princess?

How many bottles of product you sell this month?

How old are you?

How Tree Trunks' ability to make pies

How you like it, bro? Pretty painful, huh?

Hug his face!

Hugs. Aww. I'll hug you

Huh

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Huh? No, wait!

Huh? The Mertens kid?

Huh? What? What was she saying?

Huh... huh... huh..

Huhhhh?

Hup!

Hurry, man! Get off!

Huu ah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah!

I age fast, remember? I'm 22!

I ain't no clown town snitch, baby.

I am fine, Finn

I am in terrible pain

I am no match for the Jake suit

I am peacocking you to rally your attention

I am reading the wall. They are wall words.

I am sorry. Make pies, slave

I am the end and the beginning.

I am the hand of madness.

I am your su...

I am.

I assure you, it's delicious

I ate a magic apple by mistake.

I bet I would be saying that nonsense.

I bet you wouldn't be saying that nonsense

I buried myself so that nothing would touch my body ever again!

I call dog, and you be human.

I can handle you!

I can hear the crown's promise of power invading my brain.

I can make an apple pie for all of us!

I can work with that.

I could smell it on the hot evening breeze.

I couldn't have done that when I was your age.

I couldn't permit one of my citizens to suffer the way

I couldn't stop thinking about that weird stuff

I decided to consult the man who knew best about her majesty

I decided to lake a second look at the crime scene.

I did it up big time for you.

I did this.

I do love you, but it's the undifferentiated love

I don't know. A couple hours.

I don't plan to.

I don't think that kind of thing really works, actually.

I don't thrive in conflict situations!

I don't wanna do poetry... I mean, pottery.

I don't want any of that mess.

I don't want Finn hearing about this.

I don't want you embarrassing me, or, uh, anything

I feel for all candy citizens.

I feel like hugging everybody!

I feel like I'm the only one coming up with ideas here.

I feel unstoppable!

I forgot how awesome your bod is, bro

I got a job for you guys.

I got confidence in my boy.

I got it!

I got no time for nobody dancin' around

I got stuff to do today!

I got to get that guy a girlfriend.

I got worried 'cause you didn't answer special occasion phone

I got you, girl, in my face trap,

I gotta see my ex wife!

I have found an oven and baking supplies!

I have friends.

I have infallible recall.

I have the first part.

I have to take off my stuff

I I can't even make a fist

I I love you so much it hurts!

I I throw pies

I inherited my father's place in line after his ascension.

I just finished programming a proper simulation of a soul

I just stopped stealing, mostly.

I just thought you kept better company

I just wanted to be like you.

I just woke up in this room with these fellas

I kicked down the door with one swift, decisive motion.

I kicked down the door.

I knew he couldn't be happy without me,

I knocked y'all out and brought you here!

I know that vault inside and out...

I know. Right?

I let him go, Peps

I love being alive.

I love my mommy!

I love my mommy!

I love that guy!

I love this spa, and that's a fact.

I love yo o o o u!

I love you, Prismo.

I love you!

I make pies, too, papi

I mean, he seems kind of weird and passive and baby lambish

I missed you, Ice King!

I need one for something I'm working on

I need to ask you for that map,

I no longer need this map

I paid the price for love.

I printed a map with all the detail

I put out the fire!

I raised you better than that!

I ruined your day, and now you'll never get your disc.

I saw last night when I was peeking through the bushes.

I saw you suffering over me

I see.

I shall not falter, Papa!

I swear, sometimes I think you love that novel of yours

I think he's pretty bummed out about it.

I think I have an idea

I think it might have been cursed, you guys.

I think the swimming hole is right around the corner!

I thought all the kids found apartments

I thought that would work.

I thought you'd be proud of me.

I told them.

I totally double crossed you!

I wanna hear you scream!

I want to take you..

I warn you!

I warned you, you butt.

I warned you.

I will fill you with the shadow of a thousand brown portals!

I will..

I wish for safe Finn!

I wish for... a sandwich!

I wish...

I won't let you down

I would have freaking brought something

I, too, feel this.

I... love my mommy.

I'd be like, "Wow, dad, you made these pretty good."

I'll be back later.

I'll bring the pain

I'll give you everything...

I'll hug you. Hug me

I'll just die here,

I'll pay any price for love!

I'll share the secrets of ice and snow with thee.

I'll show you.

I'll totally remember that the next time my doggy bag

I'll use the "Sassage" flare

I'm a cherry cream soda,

I'm a chipmunk.

I'm a human boy.

I'm a window, and I'll hug you!

I'm Braco, and I was born to court the Princess Bubblegum

I'm coming!

I'm completely insane!

I'm Gerald

I'm getting what?

I'm giving you a shot

I'm gonna embarrass the Bjork out of you

I'm good.

I'm in the spa bath!

I'm in.

I'm just no help at all.

I'm loving you!

I'm not a chipmunk.

I'm not allowed to talk to you.

I'm not BMO. I'm your son... NEPTR.

I'm old and fat. I'll probably have a heart attack

I'm passing the shard off to a mystery dude.

I'm pretty sure I did!

I'm ready, bro! Bring it!

I'm Root Beer Guy.

I'm serious, man.

I'm so proud of you,

I'm sorry

I'm sorry, but I had to do it!

I'm sorry, mom. Dad.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm still frying up garnish!

I'm talking about him over there.

I'm talking minimum tier eight

I'm tellin you, dude, my pie dar is goin nay nays

I'm the dog, and you're the tail!

I'm the guy who kidnapped Princess Bubblegum.

I'm throwing in the towel

I'm too dangerous to be around.

I'm totally famous, and you love me.

I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest

I'm trying to climb the tree.

I'm trying to get him to admit that it's hard

I'm trying to get my disc back, but for now, I'm taking a break,

I'm trying to get to the top of this tree to get my disc.

I'm, like, depressed.

I've been in worse situations.

I've been using this new, uh, marmalade spray on tan.

I've got to get this tape to the banana guards

I've got to get to the

I've taught you well, my traitorous gang.

Ice King was doing some desperate business

Ice King, how do you taste?!

Ice lightning!

If a person were screaming for some reason.

If I wore you as a suit

If you want a taste of my juicy apple pie,

If you want to come back and hang out sometime, call me.

If you were into that sort of thing.

Imaginary relationship with me

In fact, this is much easier to manipulate than a real one.

In front of my family?

In my mind.

In the garden of your mind

In the tree, part of the tree

In the tree, part of the tree

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree, part of the tree.

In the tree.

Instead of this weird piece of junk

Into the jaws of death on a pale horse.

Is a hickey from the universe

Is hurtling towards a fence post

Is specifically what helped us escape from that room?

It already happened!

It didn't work out

It doesn't want me to find the exit!

It feels like a peach

It looks like you caught us.

It made him smaller.

It makes me wanna spit out my guts

It won't be easy I was born for this.

It worked!

It's a lot of pressure, man.

It's a soul stone!

It's actually not that bad

It's all about the leads.

It's all he used to talk about.

It's bad for your back.

It's brain food.

It's called "growing up"!

It's easy to do when you have all the leads.

It's fine

It's fine. Go ahead.

It's gonna be awesome!

It's in the vapor swamps

It's like a monkey's paw kind of thing.

It's my "Fionna and Cake" fan fiction!

It's my right!

It's not his fault he was created evil

It's not like,

It's not my hat

It's not really a bet. It's more like a showdown.

It's not too late, right, boys?

It's probably gonna cook up your brain.

It's probably Ice King again, dude

It's really, really orange!

It's true.

It's unhealthy

It's very simple.

It's, like, this other thing now.

It's..

It's... delicious.

Jake and Finn, I seek your aid

Jake got back with his old gang

JAKE JR: Daddy! Please do what he says!

JAKE JR: Okay.

Jake Jr?! What the puke, girl?!

Jake Jr.!

Jake, come on. Don't do this

Jake, looks like I need a new hat

Jake, seriously, don't do this

Jake, that's my special occasion phone

Jake, want to play throw and catch the

Jake, what are you doing?

Jake, whatever you're about to do,

JAKE: [muffled] Uh, sort of.

JAKE: Finn!

JAKE: Finn?

JAKE: No o o o o!

Jake!

Jake!

Jake!

Jake! This is serious!

Jake! Wake up!

Jake?

Jake?

Jake?

Jake?

Jake? Oops. Busted.

Just doing the kind of stuff I do all the time

Just gonna rest my meathooks.

Just like old times, right, Jake?

Just think about your mom and use your magic

Just think of something positive!

Just to make sure I got the right one.

Kind of lonely

La la la! Whoo!

Lake Butterscotch? Hmm.

Latest romantic misfortune,

Leave me!

Leave me.

Leave some kid traumatized?

Lemongrab with your lemony, juicy...

Lemongrab, come on!

Lenny, how do you think we should stop the human?

Let's be Pal jamsas.

Let's get BMO to make us some "Sassages,"

Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of this smelly lab

Let's go live life!

Let's go then!

Let's just fix Little Dude

Let's just see how it plays out.

Life, man!

Like an ashtray?

Like graphic design or pottery.

Like..

Little bird family on vacay.

Little Dude, no!

Little Dude, you got to chill

Little Dude? Little Dude?!

Little sibling.

Living now.

Look at me, Root Beer Guy!

Look at that spread!

Look out, Shelby!

Look out!

Look what you did!

Look, just do me a kindness and go get me some more nutmilk.

Look, just say, "stop," and you won't get burned.

Look, man, you didn't see nothin'.

Look!

Look!

Look... her suitors

Looks like your friend is having a pretty rough time.

Louder! Push it hard!

Love will win on this day

Loving that heat on my skull!

M e e e e e e!

Make Finn okay!

Make the babes, get fat and weird,

Make them fast, "serval!"

Make this man noodle Braco into a walking love magnet!

Make yourself into food now!

Mama's basement baby. [Sighs]

Man, it's been so long since I've worn the Jake suit

Man, we should tell him we know he sleeps

MAN: Root Beer Guy! Root Beer Guy!

MAN: Stop right there.

MAN'S VOICE: I'm back with your milk, sir.

MAN'S VOICE: Jake the Dog, we have your daughter.

Master of Level 8 Shadow World

May kill you whilst you do explore

Maybe about this big.

Maybe it's good he's alive

Maybe now you'd like to use your wish?

Maybe with that one mustard

Meatloaf? That's my favorite dish

Meet me in the garden tonight and unlock the mystery of

Meet my doppleganger... Pbot

Memories will be destroyed.

Mild or spicy!?

Miles from where anyone could hear a person scream,

Mlwa mlwa mlwalla.

Mlwa mlwa, Lord Ogdoad

Mm hmm

Mm hmm.

Mmm hmm hmm!

Mmm.

Mmm. Acceptable

Mom raised me graceful

Mom told me stories about when you did crimes.

Mommy!

Mommy!

Mommy!!

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy's taking up the rear all plain Jane styles.

Monkey's paw.

More like the perfect "blow."

More than you love me.

Mr. Banana Guard, you've got to arrest those guys!

Mr. Captain of the Banana Guards.

Mr. Pudding

Must have could not heard me.

Must... replenish..

My brother who's home from the military,

My bruises are hickeys from the universe,

My crown

My disc!

My fabrics, my dress patterns,

My heart instructs me so

My little Jake Jr. [Clears throat]

My magic imbues anything it touches with an evil spirit..

My marbles, my social standing.

My mommy used to hug me and hug me

My throwing and catching disc.

My vital essence depleted

N n n n nya!

N n n n nyang!

N n nyang. N n n yang yang yang

N nope. No

N nyang yang yang!

N Nyang. Nyang

Na yang.

Nah, a sandwich is good.

Nah, BMO's covering for me.

Nah, I got it.

Nectar, Ice Cream, and one of the Lemoncarbs

Never mind that! The real question is...

Never!

Next stop, Lollipop Park Estates.

Nice

Nice place to hide a body

Nice... hat

Night night

Ninja.

No need to be formal here, son.

No problem, man

No tears for Braco

No thanks.

No, I well, yes and no.

No, I just have regular squirrel arms.

No, I'll get it.

No, I'm good

No, I'm hungry.

No, it's okay.

No, man

No, no, let's get you back.

No, no, no!

No, Princess

No, real pies

No!

No!

No!

No! [grunts]

No! Not on my head!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I like organized sound.

No. That's not possible.

Nom nom nom nom

Nooo! No!

Nope!

Not living!

Not now, Tiffany. Come on!

Not some nasty bird.

Not the Gumball Guardian!

Nothing up there these days but some abandoned cabins.

Nothing.

Notorious conmen impressionists...

Now hand it to me

Now he can listen to our rad jokes and hang out

Now I'm really proud of you!

Now return your life forces to me

Now you chase me! You chase my dreams!

Now you see why I needed to bring you here!

Now, honey, I told you, you can take the sign off

Now, let's see about this pie business

Now, what in the heck?

Nya a a ng!

Nyah!"

Nyang

Nyang

Nyang

Nyang, Nyang. Nyang, Nyang.

Nyang!

Nyang!

Nyang!

Nyang!

Nyang!

Nyang! N n nyang! N n..

Nyang! Nyang!

Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!

Nyang! Nyang! Nyang! Nyang!

Nyang?

Nyang?

Nyang?

Nyang?

Nyang.

Nyang.

Nyang.

Nyang.

Nyang.

Nyang.

Nyang. Nyang, Nyang!

Nyang. Nyang.

Nyang... mm.

Nyar r r r r

Nyar. Nyar. Nyar

Oddsbodikins!

Of course they can! Dreams are real!

Of course, it's really rare, but my scanners found one

Of this fishy situation?

Oh

Oh

Oh no!

Oh wowzers!

Oh, all right.

Oh, Braco

Oh, Braco!

Oh, come on.

Oh, crud! Jake! I love you!

Oh, dag!

Oh, dang. Sorry, BMO.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Fionna, can dreams be as real as waking life?

Oh, gleeble snoots.

Oh, good

Oh, good, you're awake, you bum!

Oh, hello.

Oh, hey, you came!

Oh, I didn't know we were allowed to call truces

Oh, I guess I am. Huh

Oh, I've got a closing argument tomorrow, Root Beer Guy.

Oh, it's Flame Princess.

Oh, it's this bet we're doing

Oh, little deezy

Oh, look

Oh, man, my dad used to make pickles.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, mommy!

Oh, my Bjork! No, I don't want to see more!

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my word! Get those guys!

Oh, no wonder it's been taking so long.

Oh, no, bro

Oh, no, Ogdoad

Oh, no! Get off of me!

Oh, oh, man.

Oh, Princess Bubblegum!

Oh, Simon.

Oh, step back, y'all

Oh, thanks!

Oh, that will do, Slave Trunks

Oh, that's just mean

Oh, the Lich's...

Oh, this thing is eating you alive, Root Beer Guy!

Oh, uh, nyah.

Oh, uh..

Oh, well, hello there, my friend.

Oh, well, maybe I can help.

Oh, when he wished for the Lich to have never existed...

Oh, yeah, bro.

Oh, yeah, give it to me!

Oh, yeah? Prepare to have your mind blown...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. It is the princess.

Oh, you can just call me "Buck."

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! All right!

Oh! Now, where were we...

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Th Th The room is trying to hug us!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. That's Braco..

Oh. Y yeah

Ohh, that apple was cursed or something.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh.

Ohh. [Telephone rings]

Okay

Okay

Okay

Okay, activate your squirrel flaps.

Okay, Braco

Okay, bro

Okay, bro, let's see how you like it

Okay, but it's right here.

Okay, do your thing, man.

Okay, I have what I need for now

Okay, I wish...

Okay, I'm gonna lower you some more

Okay, I'm gonna throw the disc alongside the branch.

Okay, let's freakin' do this!

Okay, let's go skin an evil bear.

Okay, men! Sound off!

Okay, Princess. You can come out now.

Okay, sweetie.

Okay, that's better.

Okay, there is a way to bring back all life and get home.

Okay, well, I'm gonna walk Lady home.

Okay, well, you're really terrible at this

Okay!

Okay.

Okay. Hyah!

Okay. Okay.

On a date

On ciabatta bread, maybe?

On my face like the last time.

On my way to work that morning,

On the top of our house

One last score... the big one.

One more hit, and that baby's gonna burst!

One that craves destruction and chaos!

Only good babies [chomping] Get "sassages."

Only I can protect y'all.

Ooch.

Ooh

Ooh aah!

Ooh mwah! Rah!

Ooh, this one looks good.

Ooh!

Ooh! Aah!

Ooh! It worked!

Ooh! Ooh! Aah!

Ooh! That's warm on my undercarriage.

Ooh. Ooh.

Or even diet cream soda!

Or maybe the banana guards will get 'em.

Or the newspaper or maybe the D.A. or something.

Or... this big.

Ouch!

Ouch! I hurt my butt sledding.

Ouchies!

Our eyes are down here.

Our ladies are beautiful on the inside, you creep!

Our worlds will surely meet, Ice King!

Outside of them, still more

Ow!

OWL: Hey, yeah.

Oww.

P pal jamas. Pajamas.

Papa always said I was a bad wizard

Papa and how much I disappoint him!

Papi, no!

PB, who's the new guy?

PB's a tough nut, but don't drip out

PB's not into you?

Pbht!

Pbht!

Pbht!

Pbht!

Pbht!

Peace

Peace out!

Peanut Butler!

PEPPERMINT BUTLER: Princess, Finn and Jake are here, as requested

PEPPERMINT BUTLER: Sounds good, man.

Peppermint Butler!

Peppermint Butler?!

Perfect throw!

Perfect throw!

Pff! Who's that?

Please don't do it.

Please, don't hurt me!

Pooh buns! Pooh buns on my head!

Pooped.

Poor Little Dude

Potential worlds could be evaporated by your wish.

Princess all night!

Princess Bubblegum? She's right around the corner!

Princess, this lab reeks like brown mist!

Princess!

Princess!

PRISMO: Dude, I get out of relationships

Prubs!

Pshh!

Put that back.

Quickly, I scanned the room for the

Quickly, to Lake Butterscotch! ALL: Wee ooo! Wee

Quit it!

R r r r r nyang!

Raarghh!

Rah! Rah!

Ready, bark!

Really something.

Really?! I know you don't, Tiffany!

Release!

Remember when you showed me your imagination zone?

Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo!

Right

Right nice spot, Lake Butterscotch

Right, Papa?!

Right, yeah, like battery pies or something?

Right. I keep forgetting maths.

Rise, my wintry warriors.

Root Beer Guy, get your head back in the game!

ROOT BEER GUY: ♪ Boo ba dee bee ♪

Root Beer Guy!

Rrrrrrrraah!

Say goodbye to Flame Princess thinking you're cool

Say what?

Say what? Why are you still reading?

Say your wish is, "I wish for a back rub."

Say, Mr. Buck, do you know anything

Say, you know what's weird?

See ya, Princess

See you.

See, you did help.

See?

See? I told you! It's candy stucco.

Set me free, you tranch!

Shadow demon magic!

Share her burdens.

She has been in her lab for nine weeks

She is in her castle somewhere

She is safe for now.

She needs to get out, socialize.

She won't date those old bags.

SHELB Y: It's a map!

SHELB Y: Me... watching this.

Shelby, wake up.

Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish.

Shh!

Shlop your mouths up

Shoosh! What's your deal?

Shut it, Tiffany! Give me my daughter!

Sit on me.

Sit on me.

So does that mean I'm a prisoner forever?

So does that mean I'm a prisoner forever?

So I built him a robo wife!

So I have no control.

So she will see me again!

So stop sellin' fib bibs and give it straight

So think about it.

So you should know my wishes

So, can you walk me over there? I want to see who it is.

So, it's a good thing you're a flying squirrel, huh?

So, uh, being tan is my thing now.

So, what are we doing, bro?

So, what's the deal, Jake?

So?

Some duct tape, a bludgeon, a mop, rubber gloves.

Some of this delicious meatloaf

Somebody got to him 'cause he's soft now.

Someone's calling me to tell me about a special occasion.

Someone's on the house!

Something comforting!

Something like that?

Something really messed up is happening!

Something spicy?

Sometimes a man just has to retrieve his own disc.

Sometimes a well intentioned wish can lead to... nuts.

Son of Logan, who was begat by Hobus

Son, now, what are you doing in my pickup truck'?

Sorry, BMO

Sorry, but I don't need that anymore

Sorry, fellas.

Sorry, guy, you only get one wish.

Sorry, Little Dude

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry."

Special delivery for Jake the Dog.

Special occasion

Special occasion

Special occasion. Special occasion

Stay.

Stop!

Stretchy arm power!

Stucco feels great.

Superficiality

Swazaa!

T.T., where's the pie at?

Ta da!

Ta da!

Take me on a date!

Take the stone

Take them far away, Bar Bar.

Tell anyone, and Jake Jr. Gets it.

Thank you for packing.

Thank you, Braco

Thank you, my newly conscious bros

Thank you, Princess!

Thank you!

Thanks.

That blew.

That door will lead us closer to the exit!

That Finn and Jake kidnapped Princess Bubblegum.

That fish is me... Tiffany!

That I don't remember nothin' about

That is way out of line, Peps,

That junk is rude, Little Dude!

That road you're on leads to nowhere

That sounds like an interesting dream.

That was a great night, baby.

That was a great thing we were doing at home

That was a long time ago...

That was apparent to everybody."

That was the wind.

That's a bad Little Dude!

That's a girl, Tree Trunks

That's cool.

That's cool. You're dating

That's just fortuitous circumstance.

That's just the way my magic works.

That's not me, man!

That's not what I wish for!

That's right

That's right. I did it for us!

That's that Braco guy.

That's the last straw!

That's very sweet, but no.

That's why people like me

The art of peacocking

The baker's shard is on the other side of that..

The baker's shard?

The baker's shard...

The Candy Kingdom worries for its leader,

The corridor of a thousand deaths.

The crown... it compels me to ice up everything!!

The dog wakes to find its mangy tail

The door is secured with an esoteric encryption system.

The dude has my kid.

The fake kidnapping.

The Flying Lettuce Brothers,

The forbidden flavor!

The grand prize of me loins!

The hidden door!

The Li..

The Lich's wish...

The Lich's...

The lipstick!

The map lied to me!

The master returns!

The pain is a product of you over valuing a projected,

The pain train has arrived at the station

The pain... it..

The perfect throw.

The power of fr...

The power of frost!

The power of frost!

The price is your freedom, man

The purest source of sugar in the known regions.

The security tape will show

The shock will boost you high up into the air.

The soul stone

The universe is gonna have

The voices, they tell me to freeze the world.

The whispers?

The willing vessel issues forth its pure essence

The wind blows.

The..

Then can I go? Yes.

Then I will wait for you

Then marry me!

Then she'll love me!

Then we'll jump on it and fly away

Then why the Jumping Jay is he in handcuffs?!

Then you must help me..

There has to be a way to get across

There's a bunch where he knows he's dreaming

There's a guy named Braco who's really nice

There's all kinds of pain, Finn.

There's Jake.

Therewith I could bring the soul stone to Bubblegum

These are my two younger brothers,

These are the guys! They're kidnappers!

They can?

They'll all be living, breathing beings just like me!

They're homemade.

They're my accomplices!

Think. Think.

This door leads to the center exit.

This I can do.

This is a nightmare come true for me, sister

This is a soul stone

This is as far as I go

This is Braco

This is good. What is this?

This is hard

This is poo now! Smell it!

This is the spot? Right here?

This is very strange!

This isn't going to do anything.

This journey has come to an end

This junk can protect me from anything

This price lies outside of our arrangement

This room doesn't have any doors

This was my lucky break.

This'll pretty much wreck up your whole life,

Those guys who were just in here

Three, two, one, go.

Throw and catch!

Throw me the bakers shard,

Throwing and catching disc?

Tickle, tickle, tickle!

Tiffany wouldn't let us turn them on.

Tiffany! I'm the same Jake!

Till I'm hungry and eat whatever I want.

To crack the nut.

To do, but get this.

To find someone special to share my life with

To free yourself..."

To mess with me

To pass the various tests of this dungeon

To receive, you must pay

To tell you about an amazing vitamin supplement.

To test the Candy Kingdom's security system?

To the Princess then!

To the spiraling ledge!

Today, we'll be working on our battle "keeyahs."

TOGETHER: Wee ooh! Wee ooh! Wee ooh!

Trami!

Tree forever and ever.

Tree Trunks with your baking skills..

TREE TRUNKS: "Beyond this room are a thousand rooms

TREE TRUNKS: Shelby?

Tromo!

TV: Hey, Dad?

Two.

Two.

Ugh

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Peeking through the bushes?!

Ugh. [ scratching ]

Uh huh

Uh oh. Oh, look out.

Uh, Buck, those

Uh, he went boating.

Uh, I didn't say anything.

Uh, Jake, what are you doing?

Uh, Lemongrab.

Uh, look what I've got.

Uh, Mr. Lemoncarb ate it.

Uh, nice, I guess.

Uh, okay, let's try this

Uh, this feels super wrong.

Uh, well, isn't it weird

Uh, what is going on here, Ice King?

Uh, what?

Uh, yeah

Uh, yeah, I can sure try..

Uh, yeah.

Uh, you should have told us

Uh!

Uh...

Uh...

Uhh

Uhh! What happened to you?

Uhh...

Uhhh!

Uhhh!

Uhhhhhhh!

Um, so, what's that on your head?

Um, what case'?

Um... it's Root Beer Guy.

Um...maybe a trap door?

Ungh!

Unleash the beast!

Urn, it's okay.

Use the licorice lace lasso!

VOICE: I think we all agree the human must be stopped.

W what are you doing?

W What's happening? What am I feeling now?

Wah! My juice! My vital juices!

Wait a minute!

Wait, bro, what are you doing up here?

Wait, what's that in your mouth?

Wait!

Wait. You were just here.

Wakey, wakey, wake!

Was for me...

Was it worth it?

Wasteland style.

We ain't keeping it.

We almost there, Lemongrab?

We always said, "play it safe."

We can watch him on my TV wall.

We could put, like, a rug over it.

We didn't solve that case.

We got warm bubble water on our buns.

We have a bet going on

We haven't danced like that in years.

We love you.

We need you to reassemble your old team

We should coordinate."

We were doing that... thing.

We were gonna hang.

We were home last night. Yeah.

We'll start with full body immersion therapy.

We'll travel the world, have adventures,

We'll use magic

We're gonna have for dinner every night.

We're in.

We're three nice dudes, havin' fun.

We're trying to stop the human.

We're..

Wee ooo! Wee ooo!

Well, all right.

Well, check them in, Private.

Well, don't abuse it, man.

Well, don't be sad,

Well, guys...

Well, let's see

Well, maybe no dark magic

Well, of course, it was cursed.

Well, sit on my needles.

Well, that's it

Well, that's okay 'cause you can

Well, that's why I called on special occasion phone.

Well, this is gonna sound crazy,

Well, well.

Well, yes and no.

Well, yes and no.

Well, you paid the price, no doubt

Wenk.

Were you waiting for me in the dark?

Wha!

Wha?

What a relief.

What about me?!

What am I gonna do with you?

What are they gonna do

What are they gonna do to me?

What are those awful words?!

What are you doing in front of my family?!

What are you doing in our house, homey?

What are you doing, regular, non flying squirrel?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?!

What are you gonna do about the old crew?

What are you talking about?

What did she say?

What did you do that for?!

What do you want from me?!

What flavor did you bring me, private?

What happened to you?!

What happened? You robbed me of the win!

What happened?!

What I feel is real

What is a singular doing in this realm?

What is this lovely place?

What the funky fresh, honey?

What the heck am I looking at?

What the?!

What the...

What the... pshh!

What was that?

What we need is to cut out the middle man.

What were you doing last night with Princess Bubblegum?

What you could do is take all the money out of the register

What you're feeling is called infatuation

What, papi?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Jake?

What?!

What?!

What..

What... what on Earth did this?

What'd you think of that Braco guy?

What's going on here?!

What's happening?!

What's it do?

What's that slo mo Finn know about this?

What's that?

What's TV doing here?

What's up, man?

Whatever goes in the magi's flames comes to life!

Whatever you got around.

Whee! Whee!

When I came home with bad grades from Wizard School,

When I'd come in from playing,

When someone wears you as a suit

When we were blood, we'd follow each other

When you tell me where you hid Daddy's crown jewels.

When you're in my body, it pushes out my brain,

Where am I? Tree Trunks, what's going on?

Where is he?

Where is he?

Where they're hiding Princess Bubblegum.

Where's Braco?!

Where's my dingus?

Whew! I did it!

Who in this world is sadder than the Ice King?

Who should I date?

Who's gonna give it to you?

Who's ready for rehabilitation?

Who's that? What?

Whoa

Whoa, you're tiny.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Come on.

Whoa. Cool it, man.

Whomever the hat possesses gains the proportional strength of a hat

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoops! I gotta go. Laters!

Why am I cold and confused?

Why didn't you stop me?

Why don't you try jumping in a volcano?

Why have you stolen my treasure, boy?

Why won't she love me?!

Why would the Lich wish...

Will you ever be free? No

Wish to speak with you.

Wishing an event to be changes elements before and after it.

With gravity?

With no other witnesses.

With not many motions

With one decisive motion, I kicked down the door.

With one swift and decisive motion,

Without that thing chompin' our hoo hoos!

Wizard, mommy magic this dude back to life

Would I make a break for it if I

Wow, that's pretty hard core

Wow!

Wow. That was really something.

Y'all can get in on this if you promise to be good

Yeah

Yeah well, yes and no.

Yeah, babe.

Yeah, baby, feels good! Love it!

Yeah, Beemo, show me the stuff! Keep it coming!

Yeah, Beemo, unleash the beast!

Yeah, boy! In your face!

Yeah, but it's, like...

Yeah, but no thanks

Yeah, but what the heck is going on here?

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I'm causing Finn pain.

Yeah, I'm hungry, too

Yeah, in my face

Yeah, it's a miracle.

Yeah, man

Yeah, man

Yeah, no, I won't.

Yeah, right! That's super dumb!

Yeah, totally stuck that landing!

Yeah, why'd you call us back?

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, get lost!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Now I'm on the phone, stupid!

Yeah! Whoo!

Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah.

Yeah. Cinnamon Bun...

Yeah. Okay

Yeah. Okay

Yeah. Whoo!

Yep, totally.

Yep.

Yep. That's the idea

Yes

Yes, I love you

Yes, Princess!

Yes, sir!

Yes, sir.

Yes, yes, if I can concentrate..

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Isn't it amazing?

Yes! Whoo! Whoo!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Oh, my son!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Ymmom!

Yo, bro!

Yo, wait!

Yo, who's that with PB?

Yoo yoo yoo yoo yoo yoo

You are directed to report immediately to the courtyard

You are doing a bad job.

You are mine

You are the only master thief with the skills to swipe it.

You are under the spell of my face.

You better be nice

You better fess up to whatever you're doing

You broke my hands!

You can do it if you believe in yourself.

You can do it!

You can have anything you want.

You can't stop this train, tree.

You dankus!

You don't jump on heads!

You don't want anything else?

You give up?

You gonna make me something gross?

You got that?

You guys should get ready for bed.

You have to arrest them and find out

You have to, like, punch me in the face.

You have until midnight to make the drop.

You haven't earned the new leads.

You just gave me an idea!

You just got to be really specific.

You just have to ch...

You just have to imagine that every bruise

You know I can take it

You know I'm not, like, actual armor, right?

You know, maybe if you'd give me the new leads...

You know, on someone who might need it?

You know, you could use the opportunity of cooking me food

You mashed up my doggy bag pretty hard

You mean "Bark."

You must be destroyed!

You must overtake the vessel as night must overtake the day.

You must try

You need any help?

You need to eat something before you go to work,

You neglect your duties to the Princess

You okay, Beemo?

You okay, BMO?

You ready to get out?

You ready to go on some dates?

You really got something better to do?!

You said you were going to handle this

You see Big Destiny anywhere?

You see, Jake, there's rules to this stuff.

You serve no function

You should eat an apple to re invigorate your climbing ability.

You should have given him to me!

You should take it easy.

You should use your wish on something important.

You take it from here!

You want me to keep going?

You want some kibble? You want steak flavor?

You want to join my primitive noise band?

You were a little rough with the Jake suit today, bro.

You were a rad hat, and now you're a rad... Little Dude.

You were not supposed to view this tape.

You were so good at solving the case.

You were supposed to be my buddy!

You will need them to break into the royal candy vault

You! Where's my daughter?!

You'd think they'd be soft, but they weren't.

You're a bad wizard!

You're a...

You're doing a long con right now, aren't you?

You're gonna eat me? Oh, yeah, right!

You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich?

You're in grave danger, and it's all my fault!

You're just a regular squirrel.

You're like a strong number 3 on my cool guys list.

You're nothing, lava! You're a bum!

You're right, man...

You're still tired and sluggish and...

You're supposed to get into other stuff,

You're weak, Beemo!

You're welcome, my love

You've been snoozing on my dome

You've been warping your mind with all this mystery stuff.

You've been working on it

You've got to get outside and do some research on boys!

Your characters can always be real

Your choice.

Your hat accidentally touched my head flower

Your hat's alive!

Your head looks weird with short hair, man.

Your journal?

Your skin is looking lovely today.

Your stanky friend jumped out the window

Yow! [Growling]

Yuck.

Yummy

Yup!

Zero.

21 years

87 years

120 years!

300 years

[Exhales deeply] Ew.

Aaaaaaaaaah! Bingo bango!

BOTH: Yeah! But I saw you.

Dang it, Finn

Essence. Yeah.

Exactly. Hey, Root Beer Guy.

FINN: Whoo hoo! JAKE: [grunts]

Hey, boss, I wanted to... Shut up, Tonya.

Hey, Root Beer Guy. Hey.

Hey. Hey, are you awake? Not really.

I love you, pops. I love you, too.

I loved every minute! Yay!

I will. Hmph!

I'm right here. Oh

My relatives are waiting inside

No, Bro. The Princess don't date.

No, Little Dude! Nyang?

No! Yes!

Oh, I apologize for staring. Hmm?

Oh. Okay. I got it!

Peace. Goodbye, fair lad.

Squirrel, what happened with the apple'?

Steaky steaks? Aw, my kibble!

Sure, I'll hold. Thank you for your time.

Tell me I win, dude. No, absolutely not

Uh... Hmm...

Well, I made sure he ate that apple like you guys told me

What the? Write in me!

What? Hey, man

What? Never mind

What?! Banana milk!

Yeah? [Laughing evilly]

Yeah? Don't hang up!

Yes, papi! [Grunts]

Yes. Fair enough.

Your highness! ALL: Greetings, your majesty!

..

...aaaa...

...and Finn to go back home to Ooo.

...ange!

...Finn left my time room and

...ish.

...you will hear me, and I will hear you.

'cause I am pooped.

'Cause I saved everybody.

'Cause when I'm alone, I can just sit on the couch

'Cause you're getting fat.

'Cause you're getting..

'if everyone in my dream is me, then you are me,'

'Sup?

"A bad wizard," huh?!

"Baby's a bad wizard

"Behind each door on every floor...

"Caramel Court,"

"Cotton Candy Crescent."

"hack the main frame" or whatever, right, BMO?

"I don't know, son.

"I have what I need for now

"In my dream, I was eating jasmine rice,

"It's like he's trying to solve a mystery that doesn't exist."

"Lollipop Park Estates" Bingo bang

"Mom, where did dad go?"

"P."

"So, I said to the first guy,

"Stranger, hark! The traps galore

"The door was kicked down by me swiftly

"To free yourself from this tomb and nevermore re enter,

"You're not a flying squirrel.

[ Beeps, door unlocks]

[ Both grunt]

[ Breathes deeply]

[ Breathes deeply] Pooped.

[ Crack! ]

[ French accent] Would you like me to turn down the bed?

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Growls ]

[ gulp! ]

[ High pitched voice] Where are those banana guards?

[ High pitched voice] Yes?

[ Imitates engine sputtering, revving ]

[ Inaudible]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs] Yeah, man.

[ Motor starts, whirring ]

[ Munching ]

[ Normal voice ] Hey, Root Beer Guy.

[ Normal voice] I think some banana guards

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ rattle! ]

[ Rattle! ]

[ receiver clicks ] Hello?

[ Ringing ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ smooch! ]

[ Snoring, snorts]

[ Voiceover] Bingo bango.

[ voiceover] Bingo bango.

[ Voiceover] I didn't know what to say,

[ Voiceover] I knew there was trouble,.

[Alarm ringing]

[Alarm rings]

[All cheer]

[all cheering]

[All cheering]

[All cheering]

[All cheering]

[All cheering]

[All cheering]

[all chuckling]

[All gasp]

[All gasp]

[all gasps]

[all murmuring]

[all murmuring]

[All screaming]

[all screaming]

[All sniff]

[All yelling]

[As boss] Tonya, this is your boss!

[as Captain] It's delicious!

[As Jake Jr.] Thank you for saving me...

[Baby crying]

[Beat boxing]

[Beat boxing]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

[Boink!]

[Boink!]

[Boom!]

[Both breathing heavily]

[Both breathing heavily]

[Both cough]

[Both laugh]

[both laughing]

[Both munching]

[Breathes deeply]

[Breathing heavily]

[Breathing heavily]

[Breathing heavily]

[breathing loudly]

[breathing shallowly]

[Bzzeep!]

[Bzzeep!]

[Bzzeep!]

[Bzzeep!] Here, eat this egg.

[Cackles maniacally]

[cash register dings]

[Chewing]

[Chewing]

[Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!]

[Chomp!]

[Chomp!]

[chomp!]

[Chomp!] Cribes!

[Chomping]

[chuckles nervously]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] Are you for real, man?

[Chuckles] Dude, what the Bjork?

[Chuckles] Glad I get to date a beautiful Rainicorn...

[Chuckles] Heh heh heh

[Chuckles] I'll talk to her later.

[Chuckles] Man, are you kidding?

[Chuckles] No, I I..

[Chuckles] Now... Now rise up, love buddies,

[Chuckles] Okay, here we go

[chuckles] Sit on me

[Chuckles] That's my boy..

[Chuckles] What?

[Chuckles] Yeah, that was dad.

[Chuckles] Yes! Time to bring the pain!

[Chuckling] Good luck, Finn. Hope you win

[Chuckling] What did you do to it?

[Clang! Clang!]

[Clatter!]

[Clears throat]

[clears throat]

[Clock ticking]

[Clunk!]

[Clunk!]

[Coughing]

[Coughing]

[Crackle!] Evil presence detected

[Creak!]

[Creak!]

[crying]

[Cymbals rattling] Hey, BMO, where's Jake?

[Dog barks]

[Door creaks]

[Doors creak]

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic music plays]

[Electricity crackling]

[exhales deeply]

[Exhales deeply]

[exhales sharply]

[Farts]

[Farts]

[Fearfully] Nyuuuur

[Feedback]

[Footsteps]

[Gags, coughs]

[Gags, coughs]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[Gasps]

[gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps] Wait a sec

[Gasps] What?!

[Gasps] You dirty...

[Giggles]

[Giggles]

[Giggles]

[Giggles] This is crazy!

[Glass shatters]

[Groaning]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Groans] This is wrong

[Growling hoarsely]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[grunting ]

[grunting ]

[grunting ]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunts, yells]

[grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts] Ugh!

[Grunts] Beemo, throw your plate at me

[grunts] Let me go!

[Grunts] No fair.

[Gurgles]

[high pitched] "What should we eat for breakfast?

[hinges creak]

[hinges creak]

[Hoots]

[humming]

[Imitates gun cocking]

[Imitates siren]

[Indistinct shouting]

[Inhales sharply]

[Jake laughing]

[Keyboard clacking]

[Keyboard clicks]

[Laughing continues]

[Laughing continues]

[Laughing evilly]

[Laughing evilly]

[Laughing] Na na yang yang

[Laughing] Nyang.

[Laughing] Nyang.

[Laughs evilly]

[Laughs evilly]

[Laughs maniacally]

[laughs maniacally]

[Laughs nervously]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

[Laughs] I'm coming, Jake!

[laughs] It worked!

[laughs] Now...

[Laughs] Oh, Brunard, are you sure?

[Laughs] Okay, BMO.

[Laughter]

[Lock clicks]

[moans, smooches]

[Monotone] I... do.

[Mouse sniffs, growls] ALL: Aah!

[Mouse squeaks]

[Mouse squeaks]

[Mouse squeaks]

[Mouse squeaks]

[muffled screaming]

[Muffled screaming]

[Muffled] Hmm, yeah.

[Muffled] Man, your view of relationships is very bleak.

[Mule brays]

[Munch!]

[Munching]

[Munching]

[Neighs]

[Neighs]

[normal voice] Daddy!

[normal voice] Finn and Jake would never do that!

[Normal voice] Thanks, man.

[Normal voice] That's a pain.

[Panting]

[Panting]

[Panting]

[Panting]

[Panting]

[Panting]

[Panting] Ohh...

[Penguins wenk]

[Penguins wenk]

[Penguins wenk]

[Penguins wenk]

[Rip!]

[Roars]

[Roars]

[Roars]

[Rumbling]

[Rumbling]

[Screaming continues]

[Screaming intensifies]

[Screaming stops]

[screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Screeches]

[Screeches]

[Screeches]

[Screeches]

[Screeches]

[screeching, moaning]

[Screeching]

[Scribbling]

[Shakily] Oh...

[Shing!]

[Shing!]

[Shrieks]

[Sighing] Ahh. Okay, let's see

[Sighs deeply]

[Sighs, groans]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[sighs]

[Sighs] Okay.

[sing song voice] Wrap it up good so I don't trip and fall

[Sizzle!]

[Sizzling]

[Slap]

[Slurp!]

[slurps]

[Slurring] Nyang!

[Smacks lips]

[Smooches]

[Smooching]

[Snakes hiss]

[Snap!]

[snaps fingers]

[Snarling stops]

[Sniffing]

[Sniffles] Okay

[Sniffles] Okay

[Sniffling] Uh, yeah

[Sniffs, gags]

[Sniffs]

[Sniffs]

[snoring ] But it did happen.

[Snoring]

[snoring]

[Snoring] Huh?

[Sobbing] I'm a bad wizard!

[Sparkle!]

[speaking Korean ]

[speaking Korean ]

[speaking Korean ]

[Speaking Korean]

[Speaking Korean]

[Spits]

[Spits] Jake Jr?!

[Splat!] ALL: Ohh!

[Squeaking]

[Static]

[Static] Huh?

[Straining]

[Straining]

[Straining] But I also made the bomb go off.

[Straining] Nyang! Nyang!

[Stretch!]

[Sweetly] Nyang, Nyang, Nyang

[telephone rings]

[Thunder crashes]

[Thunder crashes]

[tires screech ]

[tires screech ]

[Tires screech]

[Tires screech]

[Tires squeal]

[Tires squeal]

[Trumpets] [Bells jingle]

[Twinkle! Twinkle!]

[Vocalizing "Entrance of the Gladiators"]

[Voices adjusting] It's... it's... it's...

[Warble!]

[Warble!]

[Warble!]

[Wheezing]

[Wheezing]

[Wheezing]

[whip!]

[whip!]

[Whir!]

[Whir!]

[Whir!]

[Whir!]

[Whir!]

[Whir!]

[Whir!]

[Whir!] [Laughs]

[Whirl!]

[Whirl!]

[whirring ]

[whispering ]

[whistle blowing ]

[Whistle!]

[Whistling]

[Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! Crash!]

[Whoosh! Splat!]

[Whoosh!]

[Whoosh!]

[Whoosh!]

[Wolves snarling]

[Wolves snarling]

[Wolves whimpering]

[Wolves whimpering]

[Yelling continues]

[Yells]

[Zap! Zap!]

[Zap!]

♪ [Off key music plays] ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ Dee ba dee ba doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo dee ♪

♪ I can shake ah my fanny ♪

♪ I'm a tough tootin' baby that can dance like a man ♪

♪ I'm a tough tootin' baby that can punch ah your buns ♪

♪ Punch ah your buns ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

🎵 Adventure Time 🎵

🎵 Come on, grab your friends 🎵

🎵 Come on, grab your friends 🎵

🎵 I can punch all your buns 🎵

🎵 I can shake ah my can 🎵

🎵 I'm going to hug you 🎵

🎵 If you're an evil witch, I will punch you for fun 🎵

🎵 The fun will never end 🎵

🎵 The fun will never end 🎵

🎵 Tough tootin' baby 🎵

🎵 Tough tootin' baby 🎵

🎵 We'll go to very distant lands 🎵

🎵 With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human 🎵

🎵🎵 Adventure Time 🎵🎵

🎵🎵 Come on, grab your friends 🎵🎵

🎵🎵 The fun will never end 🎵🎵

🎵🎵 We'll go to very distant lands 🎵🎵

🎵🎵 With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human 🎵🎵