Seinfeld - Season 6 Edit

A bottle of wine and a five alarm chili?

A box of Jujyfruits?

A bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro.

A brassiere for a man.

A cape.

A certain cast member of Melrose Place.

A commie.

A Communist pipeline into the vast reservoir of Cuban baseball talent...

A Communist?

A Communist? Don't you think he probably would have told me?

A counterclockwise swirl

A delicate genius?

A fan?

A few days go by...

A full house? You got a full house?

A grown woman with a male roommate.

A guy on my mail route got a couple tickets and offered me one.

A gymnast, Jerry. Think of the flexibility.

A hole in one, huh?

A hundred episodes.

A LeBaron?

A lesser man would've crumbled.

A little? Come on.

A lot of people keep popcorn in the house.

A lot of times, I'll mix the two together. Make a vanilla fudge.

A lot of women!

A lot.

A Mr. Jon Voight, the actor.

A party? Oh, no, that was just my stupid friend, Jerry.

A racing car set?

A road apple, Newman.

A tail gunner.

A woman with no prospects and no hair told me that I wasn't her type.

About what?

Absolutely not. No.

Absolutely nothing

Absolutely.

Accident?

According to Pinkus' wife...

According to your story...

Actually, I have some very interesting information on that.

Actually, I was gonna buy a new pair. But I can barely see without these.

Actually, it was her friend.

Ada

Ada, I have to tell you, I have never met anybody so efficient.

Ada, you're a wonder.

Ada, you're incredible.

Ada. Ada. I like that name, George.

Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

Adults only.

Afford it you will, Mr. Newman...

After a while they go, I wish this guy would kill me. I can't take it anymore!

After all those months of negotiating.

After all, she did get together with George Peppard.

After that kidney stone, I only want fresh food.

After the music.

After what you went through? You said you'd never say it again.

After your grandfather hit the daily double, he gave him $100...

Afternoon, Mom. Afternoon, Pop.

Again, the foot odour problem.

Again? Kramer, if you keep getting these attacks...

Airlines love to divide us up into classes, you know?

Al right, ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Mr. Jerry Seinfeld.

Alec Berg.

Alec Berg. He's got a good John Houseman name.

All because of that idiot and his bloody nose.

All because of this blasted painting.

All day with this!

All of a sudden you're interested in your grandmother?

All of whom will be competing in the Miss America pageant...

All of you, turn to the left.

All right

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, I'm sorry.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right. Can we go out and eat?

All right, all right. Forget it. But you don't have to mention any of this...

All right, all right. Here.

All right, all right. Okay.

All right, break it up. Come on, you two.

All right, but let me ask you this.

All right, come on up.

All right, come on, let's go again. Let's go again.

All right, come on. Come on, scootch over.

All right, come on. Come on, scootch over.

All right, damn it, I'm in.

All right, fine. Get the soup.

All right, fine. Put my picture up. What do I care?

All right, fine. You take the monkey's side. Go ahead.

All right, George, come on. What do you got?

All right, George, I'm gonna tell you. But I just want to make sure

All right, go ahead.

All right, hands up, porky.

All right, hands up, porky.

All right, how about Ithaca versus Boston?

All right, I got news. You ready?

All right, I will.

All right, I'll tell you what.

All right, I'll use a pencil, Mr. Pitt.

All right, I'm gonna try Noreen again.

All right, I'm sitting down.

All right, I've got them! I'm rife with fleas!

All right, I've had it with you two.

All right, it'll have to do. Come on.

All right, Jerry, are you familiar with the Kama Sutra?

All right, Jimmy, good talking to you.

All right, just call me if you hear anything.

All right, Kramer.

All right, let me ask a question. Who was the man in the cape?

All right, let me call my bank, huh?

All right, let me just say one thing.

All right, let's get it up! Let's get it up! Come on!

All right, let's get over here.

All right, let's go to Reggie's.

All right, let's move it out.

All right, let's try a few more questions. All right?

All right, listen, I need some cash.

All right, look. I don't have grace, I don't want grace...

All right, maybe even a death or two.

All right, maybe I do. So what?

All right, maybe I'll say something to Buck.

All right, put a little sauce on here.

All right, say you were. What do you think could have happened?

All right, sir.

All right, so it's me. So what?

All right, Superman's the exception.

All right, there is something I haven't told you.

All right, watch me.

All right, we are gonna go find a security guard.

All right, what am I supposed to do here?

All right, what the hell.

All right, what? What? You tell me. I'll do anything. Come on, tell me.

All right, why don't we just watch the tape, huh?

All right, why don't you two just take your business elsewhere.

All right, yeah.

All right, you better not say anything or I'll stalk you.

All right, you came right upstairs without talking to the doorman.

All right, you stay here.

All right? Stop bothering me with every minor detail.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. I'll be there.

All right. All right. I'll cash the checks.

All right. Can we go to a later show so he's off his shift when I come by?

All right. Come on.

All right. Enjoy.

All right. Excuse me.

All right. Forget it.

All right. Good afternoon, Ithaca. Welcome.

All right. Hey, you guys, what's the name...

All right. I gotta try and talk my mother into taking him off my hands.

All right. I'll be back.

All right. I'll be right back.

All right. I'll change my shoes.

All right. I'll see you then.

All right. I'll take them back.

All right. I'll try it on again. You tell me what you think.

All right. I'll try it on.

All right. I'm gonna give you a sporting chance. I'll take Ithaca.

All right. I'm gonna move my car. My meter's up.

All right. I'm sorry.

All right. Let's get to work.

All right. Let's go over it again one more time.

All right. Look, Jerry, we gotta get down to PBS PDQ.

All right. Never mind.

All right. Nice work.

All right. Now you listen, and you listen good.

All right. Okay. I'll do the best I can.

All right. One more stretch and then go talk to him.

All right. Shut up. Shut up. Melrose Place is coming on.

All right. So I tell Sandi that I wanna have a mÈnage ‡ trois...

All right. So maybe she wasn't flirting with me. So what?

All right. Take it easy. Take it easy.

All right. Take it.

All right. Taxi's on me.

All right. Tell me. What's kept you so busy?

All right. Thanks again.

All right. Thanks.

All right. That's enough of this.

All right. Then it's settled. First date, no weapons.

All right. Well, I gotta go take this test.

All right. Well.

All right. Would you just put her on?

All right. Yeah. You know, I'm excited about this, Jerry.

All right. You're not any help at all here.

All that frustration, I'll never get any work done.

All that time is spent selecting it and decorating it...

All the money goes to the station.

All the time.

All they're gonna do is read the report.

All this in five days.

All this time I'm trying not to be me.

All those mechanics do is work all day with their hands...

All together that could run about 1600.

All you gotta do is tell Kramer to give me my money back...

Allow me to reconstruct this, if I may, for Ms. Benes...

Almonds. Yeah. That's good.

Almost like a milky coffee.

Already? That was fast.

Alrighty

Although he can be rather pedantic.

Although he's hinting at how he'd like to stay.

Although, one wonders if War and Peace would have been...

Although...

Am I a hipster doofus?

Am I beautiful? George, am I beautiful?

Am I imagining this?

Am I?

Amazing how many beautiful women live in New York.

An estimate? How am I supposed to do that?

An eye doctor doesn't say:

An eye job? Ma, you don't need an eye job.

Anaheim Hotel. You may wanna reconsider.

And an I.

And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for $1500!

And as you can see, this is not my face.

And Billy and Jake and Allison. Yes, we could have discussed it.

And Bob Herbert's great.

And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.

And cucumbers.

And Dan is obsessed.

And did they suspect anything?

And every time I read it...

And for 30 minutes a week...

And for you two to do what you did...

And get some of those blue corn chips.

And he said, Why would Jerry bring anything?

And he told me that...

And he's calling all these people from high school to come and watch.

And he's got a new policy:

And here's what I'm doing with it!

And I asked him, Should Jerry bring anything?

And I got a date with that waitress who works at Reggie's.

And I got his whole car downstairs.

And I have to say...

And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.

And I saw Beaches last night for the fourth time.

And I screamed out, I'm hit!

And I shampoo every day.

And I talked to the hostess, they'll also be serving coffee on the plane...

And I think that the department of...

And I was appalled to learn of the destructive influence...

And I was so keyed up, I just took off.

And I will not stand by and allow him to perform this move on me...

And I would be honored if you would be my guest...

And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here...

And I'll do it with or without you. So if you're scared...

And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get onboard, and we can get to work.

And I'll have the bacon club without the turkey.

And I'm not expecting any change.

And I'm on the bottom!

And I'm sorry we've kept Lindsay so long.

And I'm sure that you'll be impressed...

And if Danny Tartabull were here...

And if I see one piece of dark meat on there, it's your ass, buster.

And if I see you out there...

And if I wasn't... Well, I don't have to tell you what happened.

And if so, did she enjoy it?

And if so, who is making the request?

And if you think I'm gonna let a couple of dead birds get in our way...

And if you think you can build yourself up...

And in 10,000 years, it will still be exactly the same...

And it goes back so far, that thing.

And it is all due to this suit.

And it was all done by laser. I don't even need bandages.

And it was around this point she mentioned the boyfriend?

And it'll still be daytime.

And Jerry is a very sexy man.

And make the eyes...

And my diaphragm goes flying out.

And none of the other actors in the show will even talk to me.

And not only that, my shirt was out.

And not only that, she just called me.

And now he's back.

And now I think she might really be interested in you.

And now someone's gonna be taking messages for me.

And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins.

And now we have to close.

And now you're on our list. Ned Isaacoff.

And now, continuing with the talent portion of the competition...

And now, ladies and gentlemen of the press...

And now, let's welcome Karen Ann Hanson...

And our stock will rise high.

And our stock will rise high.

And people really have to care about the characters.

And Pinkus denied responsibility.

And pray tell, what did the doorman say?

And she forgot the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard.

And she'll have qualified officers telling her what to do.

And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets...

And so I called her to see what was going on...

And so the legend grew.

And that waist cincher, that was the topper.

And that would be good.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

And that's on a good week.

And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.

And the amazing thing is she eats like there's no tomorrow.

And the cook says you put him there.

And the Devils...

And the most distressing part is not that she went out with him...

And the thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese.

And the worst part is that she also possessed...

And the Yankees take the field.

And the Yankees take the field.

And then Then, just as I'm about to go...

And then just as they're reconciling, you announce to the world...

And then yesterday, he cancelled on me.

And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese.

And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized...

And then, assuming the strike is resolved...

And then, you slide it into the oven.

And there's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping.

And there's some popcorn.

And these Coleman pigs, they sell it for triple the cost.

And they always have those overly creative descriptions of the specials.

And they say that appearance is not important.

And they start to itch.

And they think they're better than us.

And this jagged shard of calcium pushes its way through the ureter...

And to be perfectly frank, I've always felt I could use some support

And we discover yet another talent: posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals.

And we have gotten an identification on the driver of the vehic/e.

And we think this is directly related to the altercation he had with you.

And what are you gonna tell her?

And what gives you the right to do that?

And what I would like to know is how does a person...

And what is his stand on abortion?

And while I was there, I happened to pick up...

And who else is on the show?

And who's on the show? Who are the characters?

And why shouldn't you? Be fresh. Stay fresh.

And you believe this course of action will have a two pronged effect.

And you can't acquire grace.

And you had to ruin it for him, didn't you?

And you know who's gonna suffer? The little people.

And you know why?

And you know, once those gorillas accept you...

And you know, you can't fight city hall.

And you know, you might wanna do something about that hair.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

And you?

And you'll be happy to know I perused the script...

And your arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli.

And your number?

And, boy, were there a lot of dogs on that route.

And, I mean, everything else has changed.

And, Jerry, be careful, there's a lot of nuts out there.

And, what else? What else?

And...?

Annoying thing is, why didn't they hold on to this guy...

Another one got by me? Take another 10 points.

Another race. Out of the question.

Another thing, Cosmo, Kramer, whatever you wanna be called...

Another time? What other time?

Any hesitation could cost her the crown. You know, poise counts.

Any kind of a Swedish car.

Any more g**** juice?

Anybody can just take them.

Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh?

Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard?

Anything you say, she does.

Anyway, he's about to leave. He wants the duck money.

Anyway, I admit I was dumb to go to the bookstore...

Anyway, I want you to go check on Nana at the home.

Anyway, I'm really sorry.

Anyway, I'm sorry again about the...

Anyway, I'm thinking of making a big move.

Anyway, it's funny.

Anyway, Jerry Jerry.

Anyway, Jerry and Elaine felt bad about what happened to you...

Anyway, Jimmy couldn't be here today...

Anyway, Mr. Costanza, what I want you to do...

Anyway, she's having some kind of a family lunch. I'll swing by after.

Anyway, that's all in the past. We have our whole future ahead of us.

Anyway, we're going into business together.

Anyway...

Apart from that dreadful airline food.

Apparently baldy likes a slimmer guy.

Apparently he has some sort of problem with you.

Apparently, you have a tremendous influence over this woman.

Apparently.

Appearance not important? This is unbelievable.

Appearance not important.

Are you a Communist?

Are you a dentist?

Are you a dentist?

Are you a velvet fan?

Are you and your family close?

Are you confident in the I love you return?

Are you crazy?

Are you Danny Tartabull?

Are you eating? It's in that vein.

Are you enjoying yourself?

Are you even vaguely familiar with the concept of giving?

Are you gonna bring your gun?

Are you gonna say it again?

Are you heading home?

Are you in any way authorized to give raises?

Are you insane?!

Are you kidding? He could do every move I've ever done.

Are you kidding? I could spot that bird's nest two blocks away.

Are you planning to start a family?

Are you suggesting that I went out of my way to tell Elaine...

Are you sure you know where the impound yard is?

Are you that desperate?

Are you the one you bought his LeBaron convertible?

Are you through, because I've gotta get back to work.

Are you tired, Poppie?

Are you using a fountain pen?

Aren't they great? Oh, Scott, hi.

Aren't those the guys that always go crazy...

Aren't you gonna invite me upstairs?

Aren't you hungry?

Armani?

Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City...

Around three. I don't know.

Artie Shaw, Honeysuckle Jump.

As a matter of fact, he did.

As a young man in Cleveland, I hitchhiked to work.

As an avid reader, I've always wondered...

As far as baseball goes, I prefer the fat umpires.

As he passes us, Newman turns and says, Nice game, pretty boy.

As I knew he would be someday.

As I said, it'll be different once we design something specifically for you.

As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow.

As it happens, New York magazine just judged his kitchen...

As long as he's sitting in that restaurant, it's a meal.

As long as you got your checkbook out...

As Miss America...

As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover.

As soon as we walked in...

As you can see, he's in a white Ford Bronco.

As you can see, my references are impeccable.

As you see it?

Ask about your arm.

Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you.

Asked me where the humour section was.

Assman? I'll give him Assman!

At that level of pet ownership...

At this moment, you're banned from the store. Banned!

At this place? It would destroy my profit margin.

Atlantic City?

Aunt Phyllis, always a pleasure, what a pleasure.

Away from the gums.

Back on? What was it doing off?

Bania, you're killing me.

Bases, batting helmets, doughnuts.

Be careful.

Be sure to catch a Broadway show while you're in town.

Beautiful woman.

Beautiful.

Because he was betrayed by people he trusted.

Because he...

Because he's a high talker.

Because I called over there a couple of times...

Because I choose not to run.

Because I was good.

Because I...

Because I've seen every Miss America pageant since I was 6.

Because if he can't jump, there goes my sneaker business.

Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas...

Because if you don't get that return...

Because if you don't wanna be a part of society...

Because if you think about it, they've seen the fork by now.

Because if you think I'm going to two Thanksgivings...

Because in the mirror at Barneys, I looked fabulous.

Because it's a pizza.

Because it's not very funny. Give me those.

Because of all the pistons and the lube jobs?

Because people like to say salsa.

Because they're the best, Jerry. The best. Look.

Because this woman came in with a dog...

Because we're a team. Come on.

Because we're people.

Because when he questioned me, I was sweating from the Kung Pao.

Because when you join that team, it's not a whim.

Because you didn't have a job?

Because you're a bunch of yuppies.

Because you're a Rangers fan and you know I'm messing with their heads.

Because you're like a comedy team, and now there's this third person.

Because, you know, she handed you the bag.

Because...

Before Stonewal, about those dark ages...

Behold, the games of the '84 Olympiad.

Being a woman...

Believe it or not...

Believe me, I don't owe your mother $50.

Believe me, we're not entertained. We're just leaving.

Benes. There's no one here by that name.

Besides, he's giving me a parking spot around the corner for nothing.

Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.

Besides, if I got a head start, why didn't Mr. Bevilaqua stop the race?

Besides, the team already does so much promotion for Channel 11.

Besides, this is sort of a friendly visit.

Besides, we don't need any of those things.

Besides, we don't need any of those things.

Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry.

Bet?

Bette Midler is gonna be in the park today?

Bette?

Between you and me, Elaine, I think I got a foot odor problem.

Between you and me...

Big Communist. Big, big Communist.

Big deal. All I see is Woody Woodpecker.

Big lettuce, big carrots. Tomatoes like volleyballs.

Big room?

Bigmouth shrimp on special today.

Bloomingdale's ordered a bunch of my clips.

Boo.

Boo.

Boss.

Boxers are better for your sperm count.

Boxers! How do you wear these things?

Boy, divorced. That's really too bad.

Boy, he's a real bounder, isn't he?

Boy, I am hoed out.

Boy, I never dreamed it could make such a difference.

Boy, I noticed there's a lot of those orange cones...

Boy, I'm really looking forward to this duck.

Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake.

Boy, if I could meet a hostess, we could open up our own place.

Boy, she is nice.

Boy, that brain never stops working, does it?

Boy, that is so unfair.

Boy, that's gotta hurt.

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Boy, they really stick to that understudy rule.

Boy, you can really talk some trash.

Boy, you sure like to say my name, don't you?

Break a leg.

Bridgette's gonna be waiting for me at the Diplomat's Club. Rent a car.

Bring it in. What size is it?

Bring me back some cigars in the cedar boxes.

Broadway has no room for people like you.

Brush now.

Buddy? He lived next door to us 45 years ago.

Bug guy.

Bum passed out on the curb, Hey, what do you think of these?

But after a while...

But he called me up and asked for yours and Elaine's addresses.

But he counters that side with the side you see here tonight at the ballet...

But he was so brave and gained such a wonderful perspective on life.

But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone.

But I can't drive anybody anywhere until I go down to get my new plates.

But I don't think your friend here is being very helpful.

But I don't wanna be a pirate.

But I had the hot dog.

But I have heard you are, how you say, communista simpatico.

But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.

But I need a new look. I'm stagnating.

But I wanna see some cash on the table.

But I'm a starting shortstop.

But I'm afraid of clowns.

But I'm down 3200 bucks, so you gotta get me some cash.

But I'm not a disturbance.

But I've always worn Jockeys.

But I've been talking to some of the guys...

But I've never sung before in my life.

But if we did that, we might feel...

But if you want to suck the pit...

But it was good enough for Mr. Jon Voight.

But it was Mr. Pitt's idea.

But it's got a pee stain on it.

But it's not written in stone.

But Jimmy's all out right now.

But let me tell you something.

But my stupid friend Jerry told my other friend Noreen...

But of course, we'd have to figure out a way...

But on the other hand, I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either.

But she happened to picked it up at the restaurant, even though...

But she lost points in the swimsuit competition.

But she was served some bad fish, and she died on the high seas.

But someone is waiting for me.

But sometimes when people get involved with that...

But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll every get that chance again.

But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?

But that's the idea. Make your own pie.

But that's why I got you the tighter ones.

But the communists, they put an end to that.

But the doorman's gonna say I was there.

But the reservation keeps the car here.

But the suspense is killing me.

But the table, the stereo, the VCR The velvet couch. Where's the velvet?

But the very idea. You had me lying in urine!

But then the night doorman comes on. He's much scarier.

But there's no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS.

But they mixed them up.

But they tell me that you're very upset...

But this cannot be disturbed.

But toilet paper is exactly the same, and will be so until we're dead.

But two nights ago, they pulled a big one.

But we just got along so great.

But we've persevered.

But what if I am? I'm the last male Kramer.

But what that means is:

But when I brought him home to meet my father...

But when you're talking about a movie like Beaches...

But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?

But you can see why I'd make a mistake like that.

But you can't stay here. There's no place to sleep.

But you gave it to me.

But you gave me a ticket to the Super Bowl.

But you got the key to his place, right?

But you had to have the big salad!

But you have to wait for Lotus now.

But you know what, I have a friend...

But you put on a pair of shoes in the New York Public Library, fella.

But you were close.

But your father's not bald.

But, George, guess who her boss is?

But, hey, that's me.

But, Mr. Steinbrenner, how can I be expected to perform my job properly...

Buying shoes is a challenge. Ever see someone put on new shoes?

By doing so, he becomes our seventh person...

By the time he said, Go, I was ten yards ahead.

By the time the race was over, I had won. I was shocked.

By the way, I don't want you to freak out...

By the way, lunch is on me.

By the way, those are great glasses.

By the way, Viking Press sent a FedEx for you to my parents.

By the way, you need a new Johnson rod in here.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye. I'm back in. She gave me a second chance.

Bye.

Ca/ me. 36 24 46. I think I have what you're /ooking for.

Call him the next day. It's common courtesy.

Call in your pledge now.

Calm down. I'll take care of it.

Can I ask you something? Listen. Do you..? Wait...

Can I bring David Puddy?

Can I get into that? Where's that club? I would like to join that club.

Can I help you?

Can I squeeze in?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can we go back to Mendy's?

Can we watch the movie now, Daddy?

Can you believe he sold his glasses on the street?

Can you believe someone would lie about chemotherapy to get a wig?

Can you come back in about five minutes?

Can you move over at all?

Can't be done, huh?

Can't be done.

Can't get it off.

Can't help you, kid.

Can't see on your right side?

Can't this wait until Monday? Come by my office.

Can't you at least look like a successful Communist?

Can't you see what's happened?

Car names are so stupid, aren't they?

Car names are so stupid, aren't they?

Car's here to pick you up and take you to the meeting.

Care to make it interesting?

Care? Forget about care. Love.

Catch phrases

Caught that, what is it, Beaches, on cable last night.

Caught you? Doing what?

Ch What?

Changing teams?

Channel 11.

Chaperone? What, are you kidding?

Charmed.

Cheating on his test.

Check it out.

Check the pile.

Check the pile.

Check this out, Jack.

Check, please.

Chemical Bank?

Chemical? She hasn't used that account since her branch closed.

Cheryl, would you ready the nitrous oxide, please.

Chicken salad on rye...

Chicken salad's not the opposite of tuna.

Chinese food. I knew I smelled something.

Cigarette?

Cold showers?

Come here, you.

Come here.

Come here. I understand you are very interested in one of our players.

Come in.

Come on here. Try them on.

Come on up.

Come on up.

Come on, D! D!

Come on, Frank, relax. I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, George, we just need one run.

Come on, George!

Come on, I'm stretching right in front of you.

Come on, Jerry, open up. I know you're in there!

Come on, Newman, open the door!

Come on, one more bet. Double or nothing, huh?

Come on, somebody. Back me up.

Come on, take them. You could take Bonnie.

Come on, you took my seat.

Come on, you took my seat.

Come on!

Come on! Let's go, baby! Come on!

Come on.

Come on. A little help.

Come on. Get your beard on. We're gonna be late.

Come on. Hold on one second.

Come on. It's embarrassing.

Come on. Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here.

Come on. Let's go out.

Come on. Let's not fight.

Come on. You're not looking.

Come up.

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld, a passenger..

Coming down to say that you didn't say hi...

Commie, commie, traitor to our country.

Communism. You didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue?

Communist? I'm not a Communist.

Communist? I'm not a Communist.

Congratulations to Wayne Hopper for identifying it.

Congratulations.

Constantly calling them and hanging up when they pick up the phone.

Cosmo Kramer. You are the Assman.

Cosmo!

Cosmo?

Cosmo?

Cosmo? Who's Cosmo?

Cosmo.

Cosmo.

Cotton uniforms.

Could have stayed home and ordered pizza from Pokeno's.

Could he have...?

Could I get an egg white omelet?

Could I have a Scotch on the rocks?

Could I have the address to that garage sale?

Could I offer you something to drink?

Could I..?

Could it...?

Could you get me a soda?