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Home > Seinfeld - Season 7
A birthday card.
A doormat?
A George divided against itself cannot stand
A lot more responsibility.
A periscope in a car so you can see the traffic.
A poppy seed.
A prenup?
A prenup.
A woman with a sexy voice lik e yours...
Actually, the importer is right in Chinatown.
Ah, you come back for your clothes.
All kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day.
All names sound strange the first time you hear them.
All right
All right
All right, all right.
All right, I'll I'll ask Susan about it later.
All right, I'll call Elaine. We'll meet you down there.
All right, that's it. Let's go.
All right. Come on, coffee boy.
All right. I got two words for you:
All right. Let's do it.
All right. Let's just stay calm here.
All up here. It's innate.
Always a pleasure to see you.
An Oscar winner, Jerry. Do you know what that's like?
And a slice of pepperoni pizza
And for you?
And I am nothing?
And I know that I said that I was engaged...
And I love you, Marisa.
And I think that I would like you
And I wasn't even that nervous.
And I'm always impressed.
And it's It's kind of important to me.
And Kramer's gonna be the usher. So, what am I gonna be?
And Martinez throws it over Alomar's head.
And we love the name. It's very unusual
And when it finally does,
And while we're on the subject, Kramer's not an usher either.
And you have also brought with you another bra...
Another champagne coolie, please.
Are so offended, they back out of the marriage.
Are you kidding?
Are you sensing anything right now?
Are you sure you're talking about George?
Are you sure?
As an adult, I can understand it...
As soon as I met these dogs, they started growling at me.
Back in the old neighbourhood, huh?
Because at the end of the week you add them
Because most women
Because since my father's breakdown...
Because you called her by the wrong name.
Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times.
Believe me, I thought about it...
Besides which,
Bold and beautiful.
Boy, I am really surprised at you.
Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh?
But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?
But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon.
But fresh fruit, it's available. It's there.
But I never walk you home.
But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization...
But she really looks like a Lilly.
But wasn't that taken off the market?
But you don't smoke.
But you must promise that you will abide by my decision...
But you'll finally get the recognition you deserve.
Can I borrow your jacket?
Can I do this?
Can I make December? I can't make December, right? Look! Look!
Can we change the subject, please?
Closed? All right.
Come in.
Come on, give me that.
Come on.
Come on. Aren't you gonna join us?
Come on. We'll take her for every penny she's got.
Coming to theatres this Friday:
Could you repeat that?
Del Boca Vista.But they're not quite ready to go back...
Deserve? I don't know about deserve.
Did I tell you I'm getting a new number?
Did Kramer tell you?
Did you just make that up?
Did you or did you not see the defendant wearing the bra?
Did you try the cigarettes?
Did you wrench it? Did you jam it?
Do I need this?
Do the bums ever complain, Soup again?
Do you know the odds of me being anyone's type?
Do you?
Don't you think we should have a little more time to get to know each other?
Einstein wore the exact same outfit every day.
Either way, we need to get into your apartment...
Elaine, according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal.
Elaine, do you see this?
Elaine, you don't seem yourself today. You seem, if I may say, troubled.
ELAINE: So I'm not gonna be an usher?
ELAINE: So I'm not gonna be an usher?
Excuse me
Finally, they show up.
First thing I'm gonna do when I get back to Florida is take a shower.
Frankly, I'm surprised you're so litigious
Freddie, what are you taking a cab for? It's so expensive.
From now on, no more 9 to 12, no more 1 to 5
George, by the way, tomorrow night...
George, it's cheating.
George, there's no time. Tell him your code.
GEORGE: Listen, I was talking
Georgie, can you zip me up?
Get back here! Don't gallop away. I'm on to you.
Get outta here.
Good to see you.
Had she been exposed to any kind of..
Happy anniversary.
Have they called the police yet?
He could be asking my advice on trades.
He could have died.
He doesn't even know my name.
He got her number off an AIDS Walk list?
He has some fascinating insights into the production.
He lived up on the fifth floor or something?
He might die.
He scratches off a 32 and he puts in 31.
He'd fall or something. He'd ruin the whole ceremony.
He's gonna be gone soon...
He's one of these guys that anything goes wrong..
He's so cool.
He's too weird.
Hear, hear, Jack.
Hello, Jerry.
Here, feel my hand. Yeah, feel.
Hey, a hit is a totally different story.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Hey, George, I think I wanna bring a date to the wedding.
Hey, gum buddy. Nice frames
Hey, hey, don't worry about me. I'm not a waffler. I don't waffle.
Hey, hey, hey, look out!
Hey, hey. Listen to this.
Hey, I thought of a great invention for driving.
Hey, I'll meet you outside.
Hey, I'm not through.
Hey, I've been going over the list.
Hey, is this seat taken?
Hey, Jeannie. Hello.
Hey, Jerry, how are you, Mr. Backstroke?
Hey, Jerry, look who's here
Hey, let's go
Hey, McNab! Chunnel's on HBO tonight!
Hey, that's cool. I'm up for some stuff.
Hey, you know, you should try my friend's wake up service.
Hey, you look awful.
Hey. Hey, how is Florida, huh?
Hey. Hey, you!
Hey. Hey! Hey.
Hey. What's with your neck?
Hi, Elaine.
Hi, Mr. Peterman.
Hi. Come in. Come in.
Hi. Hi.
His feeling was..
Hitler? Maybe.
How can I live the rest of my life...
How come there's no "lupper," or no "linner"?
How could I have tested positive twice?
How did you find out?
How hard can it be to kill this thing?
How long has your car been sitting in the Yankee parking lot?
How many come in a case?
How much?
How was the plane? You must be hungry.
I am not addicted to anything.
I am telling you, this woman is strange.
I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it. No way. There's no how
I can't do this. Look at me.
I can't follow the plot.
I can't handle this. Plus, I got the dinners, I got the pop ins.
I can't keep this up much longer.
I can't use Jerry. He's in Florida.
I change the 32 waist on the label..
I did so thank him.
I didn't actually go with Ramon. I bumped into him.
I don't have a paper, though.
I don't have any room for it all.
I don't have my ATM card.
I don't know, George. I'm still worried about this car thing.
I don't know, I don't think you're anything.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't take opium.
I don't think so.
I don't want any women ushers at my wedding.
I gave it up for a while, but it was too tough.
I get a little crabby on the subway.
I got a cut on my head and I banged my shoulder.
I got an idea.
I got it
I got it. I lost it. I got it. I lost it
I gotta go see my Uncle Leo.
I gotta head back right away. I gotta figure something out here.
I had this name for a long time.
I had to, Jerry. It's a couple rule. We have to tell each other everything.
I hate myself!
I have got to get out of this thing.
I have seen the changes in you the past couple of years.
I have that magazine article for you.
I hope it is on our record. I'm just sorry they didn't lock me up.
I I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man
I just came from a meeting with my lawyer.
I just don't think I can talk to you anymore.
I just happen to know someone who specializes...
I just met her. She's incredible.
I just met her. She's incredible.
I just met this guy the other day.
I just remembered I gotta be someplace.
I know you can hear me
I know, it's just something you have to say.
I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again.
I like it.
I live and breathe.
I love that desk.
I love when you're in the middle of a dream..