Who's the Boss? - Season 1 Edit

A bathtub, a picture window...

A big one.

A few weeks. We just moved up to Oak HiIIs.

A friend? Not that Joey Dinkman kid?

A guy couId hurt himseIf on those pointy hips.

A IittIe butch, ma'am.

A IittIe paint reaIIy picked that buggy up, huh?

A IittIe seIf defence.

A Iot of parents just can't Iet their kids grow up.

A little candlelight, a little wine.

A martini for the boss and a beer for the house

A new assignment?

A phone caII is 20 cents now.

A present right now. I'm gonna go to an after hours present store.

A reguIar Betty Crocker.

A reguIar Henny Youngman.

A scar? Oh, my God!

A sixth grade teacher. My daughter's in her cIass.

A tattoo, Mom, just Iike Tony's got.

A trade? Dead even? No draft pick to be named Iater.

A wrist corsage?

About coming up here and taIking to you.

About that ''OId Lady'' stuff, Sam reaIIy does Iike you. I find that nicknames...

ActuaIIy, he's hasn't mentioned you at aII.

ActuaIIy, I started it this time.

ActuaIIy, it wasn't that hard.

ActuaIIy, not a heck of a Iot.

ActuaIIy, now that I'm here...

ActuaIIy, pretty good.

ActuaIIy, she wasn't aII that sexy.

After aII, we're the onIy three peopIe in the worId that know about your moIe.

After aII, you Iied for a very good reason.

After everything, she hasn't Iost her sense of humour.

After five drinks, Tony's bIood aIcohoI is .1 2 percent...

After you, Iadies.

Again?

Ah, yes, the executive men's room. Who said it?

Ah, yes.

AII I can remember were his shouIders.

AII I know is I'm buiIding it. I got a contract.

AII I know is that my head hurts, and my feet hurt...

AII my assignments aren't that far away.

AII over your body?

AII right, aII right, I ate them.

AII right, aII right, now. Easy, easy. Watch my head.

AII right, aII right, stand up. Wait, take it easy. Take it easy.

AII right, aII right!

AII right, aII right.

AII right, aII right. Come on, Iet's get this barbecue on the road.

AII right, aII right. It is not the end of the worId. Let's not overreact.

AII right, aII right. Knock it off.

AII right, aII right. Put him on.

AII right, AngeIa, I'II taIk to him.

AII right, AngeIa, I'm history.

AII right, egg fans, Iet's show those chickens they have not Iaid in vain.

AII right, egg fans.

AII right, gang.

AII right, go ahead. Stay mad at each other. See if I care. I don't care.

AII right, GrunfeId, come on!

AII right, he was a judge. How was I to know he was honest?

AII right, hey, Iook...

AII right, hey, you wanna go skiing? Give me that sIip.

AII right, I'II see.

AII right, I'II teII you what.

AII right, Iet's get one thing straight. You are sIime.

AII right, Iook, I'II get her one when the time comes.

AII right, Iook, I'II go somepIace eIse, and I'II get you one with the bow.

AII right, Iook, you're gonna find out about it anyway.

AII right, Nick. It's her pIace, it's not my pIace.

AII right, now, Tony, make it reaI.

AII right, okay. Excuse me.

AII right, sit down, sit down.

AII right, that's it, you. You're out of here, man. Now.

AII right, three seconds Ieft in the game.

AII right, Tony, I said I was sorry.

AII right, we got eIectricity, water....

AII right, why don't you show me...

AII right!

AII right!

AII right! How was BrookIyn?

AII right.

AII right. AII right!

AII right. Bye bye.

AII right. Good night, UncIe Vinnie. Nice to meet you. Goodbye, good Iuck.

AII right. He said you were a two bit tramp.

AII right. It's a fIy baII to the second baseman MiceIIi.

AII right. Now, AngeIa, Iet's say that you waIked in on Tony.

AII right. Now, AngeIa...

AII that taIk about fruitcakes and nuts made me hungry.

AII the girIs hated Miss Prescott...

AII we did was fooI around a IittIe bit in the kitchen.

AIIow me, madam.

AIthough, it is bad for your heaIth.

All l gotta do is give the old lady a bath and a Fig Newton, and l'm yours.

All right, fine. l'll see you a little

All right, pathfinders! Let's move it! Let's hit it! Let's do it!

All right. l'm all set. Micelli's Outfitting Post.

All set. l'm meeting my old friend in town.

Am I under oath?

Amamos?

America has had enough of your yeIIow teIevision.

Amherst.

Amo, amas, amamos.

An exceIIent choice.

An officiaI weIcome party. I Iike it. I'II invite aII the vice presidents.

And a beer bottIe signed by Bob Uecker.

And a IittIe purse. I couIdn't resist it.

And a Ioser.

And a robe.

And aII this time, we thought he was in troubIe.

And AngeIa's just been promoted to president.

And another thing.

And anyway, after I'm finished with them...

And anyway, I got one guy sneezing out of his ear.

And anyway, if anybody's gonna give Sam a fur coat, it's gonna be me.

And because I happen to know they serve broccoIi at Leavenworth.

And besides, I won an award for that documentary.

And by the way, you're doing a damn fine job.

And don't you forget it.

And even though it was Monday...

And from where I'm standing, they Iook pretty good.

And he said I shouId start right away.

And he's right.

And he's very buiIt too.

And here we go...

And how does she Iook?

And I did have something for you, MichaeI...

And I didn't get it on no saIe, neither.

And I get the best dressed second baseman in the majors.

And I got my dad's sIide into second.

And I have a feeIing you haven't even scratched the surface yet.

And I hope they reaIIy Iike your IittIe voIcano.

And I Iove you much too much to ever Iet that happen.

And I might as weII too.

And I suppose with the money I was going to spend on a condo...

And I think AngeIa wouId want it that way too.

And I think...

And I thought the first time was tough.

And I was a IittIe over protected.

And I watched them, frame by frame, for 8 1 I2 hours.

And I wiII definiteIy knock before I come in.

And I'II give back the car.

And I'm GeraIdo Rivera.

And I'm gonna teII you the same thing you teII me.

And I'm making mashed potatoes. I'm boiIing them first.

And I'm sorry I yeIIed at you. But what can I say? I'm ItaIian too.

And Iet me teII you something.

And if that don't work, it's time for an eIbow transpIant.

And inside, it had a Iipstick and a perfume.

And Iook here. '' If you renew your subscription now...

And it doesn't hurt that you have waII to waII cIippings.

And it embarrassed my daughter, so my work's done for the day.

And it is a terrific coIour.

And it was even doubtfuI she was a bIond.

And it was just about that time that his young wife died.

And it was nice meeting you, young Iady. I Iiked the game too.

And it's

And it's just going to be the two of you.

And it's not just a physicaI thing.

And Jim Peterson came aII the way over here...

And my arms.

And my basketbaII team.

And my housekeeper, Tony MiceIIi.

And nature didn't dress her up Iike IittIe Miss Connecticut.

And now you're on my turf.

And now you're waIking out on him because he's a housekeeper.

And once they step over it WeII, there's troubIe.

And one other thing, about my underwear.

And puka sheIIs for Samantha.

And remember, the ghouls may be dead...

And right on time.

And Sam wiII try to adjust, but give her some time.

And shark's teeth here for Jonathan.

And she can't tuck the baII in the way she used to because....

And she runs an advertising agency.

And she wiII be 1 2 the day after tomorrow.

And she's not just a professor, she's a FeIIow of CIinicaI PsychoIogy.

And smeII.

And so I have to be there.

And so were you. Isn't that a coincidence?

And some men have a thing about women who aren't sincere.

And sometimes I go on a feeding frenzy.

And sometimes, I Iove to take bubbIes baths.

And sweetheart, one other thing.

And that seafood marinara you make

And that sourdough bread you make from scratch.

And that's why you're wearing that getup.

And the good news is, he's not coming back.

And the two man sIeeping bag.

And then I thought we wouId show them our factory in ToIedo.

And then my bra, and then my pantyhose.

And then the heel of my shoe...

And then there's times, you know, you gotta draw the Iine.

And then what?

And then you do this.

And then, oId yo yo Lester dumped her for a hot, IittIe haII monitor.

And there are a coupIe of guys who couId do it...

And there she was...

And there's guys sIeeping right on the street.

And they pay you too?

And they say that we can expect this resuIt...

And they smiIe a Iot.

And they're not doing that anymore?

And this is AngeIa Bower.

And this man caIIs himseIf a chimney sweep?

And this Tony, is he maIe or is he maIe?

And this whoIe thing was my fauIt, so I guess I'II have to stay.

And Tony's IittIe bonus is parked out back in the driveway.

And try not be so So

And we're gonna take care of your probIem, Tony.

And weII she shouId. I put her in touch with the spirit of James Dean.

And what about the mysterious dark haired woman?

And what for the Iady?

And what is this? Yet another cIue.

And what is wrong with old fashioned sex?

And what reaIIy hurts is that she's right.

And what wouId you do in a situation Iike this, professor?

And where wouId you ever get a crazy idea Iike that?

And whiIe they were there, I approved the storyboard for AIfaIfa Puffs...

And who is this IoveIy IittIe Iady?

And yodeIIing!

And you are a frivoIous seIf centred chiId!

And you beIieved him?

And you caII yourseIf a maid?

And you can pIay handbaII with McKenna aII you Iike...

And you did that too, Mona.

And you didn't?

And you feII for it?

And you got the Ieftovers.

And you have.

And you hung that tuIip paper in the bathroom yourseIf?

And you Iet us go through that?

And you know who you are.

And you know, Bobbie, I just couIdn't heIp thinking...

And you know, Lankershim has a Iot of other products...

And you must be our Machismo Man.

And you weren't ''friends'' with aII of them.

And you wouId.

And you. Mangia.

And you're not gonna beIieve what a big success he is.

And, AngeIa, you just keep doing the advertising.

And, hey, that Dinkman kid, he's out, he's off Iimits.

And, I got I got a new best friend...

And, I got a boss who, who's of course....

And, I've got a feeIing maybe you need us

And, see, that's what I was afraid of.

And, Tony, same thing goes for my bathroom.

And, well...

And, you know, this is the funny part.

And?

And...

And...

And....

And.... She makes the pIay. Three outs! We win the series.

AngeIa aIways has a very dry martini, straight up.

AngeIa Bower, I'd Iike you to meet my date, Tony MiceIIi.

AngeIa Bower.

AngeIa Bower's office.

AngeIa did.

AngeIa, AIbert Schweitzer is dead.

AngeIa, AngeIa, this is just going to take a minute.

AngeIa, AngeIa.

AngeIa, are those Iiver spots on your hand?

AngeIa, are you aII right?

AngeIa, are you kidding me? You can't run this pIace from there.

AngeIa, are you sure you want a divorce?

AngeIa, can I go to bed now?

AngeIa, come on, Jonathan wouId have Ioved it.

AngeIa, couId I speak to you in the kitchen about...

AngeIa, cut that out. You think that's funny?

AngeIa, divorce, it sounds so finaI.

AngeIa, do I Iook Iike the kind of guy that kiIIs gardeners? Come on.

AngeIa, do you think that that's why I'm here?

AngeIa, don't be an oId poop.

AngeIa, don't worry about a thing.

AngeIa, don't you hoId out on me.

AngeIa, don't you think you shouId have checked with me...

AngeIa, don't you want to see it?

AngeIa, even the chiId psychoIogist said...

AngeIa, for crying out Ioud, give me the key.

AngeIa, have you seen my name pIate?

AngeIa, he's a housekeeper. Robert's a....

AngeIa, he's a mooch

AngeIa, he's dying.

AngeIa, here's the thing...

AngeIa, how about some tea?

AngeIa, how couId you?

AngeIa, how Iong are you going to go on pIaying Upstairs, Downstairs?

AngeIa, how Iong is this going to go on?

AngeIa, I aIways wanted a convertibIe.

AngeIa, I can't. My aerobics group is coming today.

AngeIa, I checked him out thoroughIy and it's a story you won't beIieve.

AngeIa, I don't know.

AngeIa, I don't think I can handIe this.

AngeIa, I don't think Jonathan is in Iove...

AngeIa, I found out today that Tony is not in troubIe.

AngeIa, I Iike an agency that goes for the unexpected...

AngeIa, I Iove you, but you know how hard it is...

AngeIa, I just don't think you shouId get so hung up on this guy, Jeff.

AngeIa, I know you meant weII with those cIothes...

AngeIa, I owe you. I reaIIy owe you. I appreciate this.

AngeIa, I reaIIy do miss you.

AngeIa, I wanted to say ''sandaIwood'' ...

AngeIa, I was thinking, perhaps I shouId spend the night over here.

AngeIa, I'm

AngeIa, I'm not even out of the house yet.

AngeIa, I'm your housekeeper.

AngeIa, I've got a rash aII over my body, everypIace. Look at this.

AngeIa, I've got great news!

AngeIa, if she's scared, Iet her stay here.

AngeIa, in my business, if you've seen one body, you've seen them aII.

AngeIa, Iook at this face. Does this Iook Iike a happy face?

AngeIa, Iook at this.

AngeIa, Iook, I'm sorry. Sometimes kids get the wrong idea.

AngeIa, Iook, thanks for your concern, but this is kind of personaI.

AngeIa, Iook. Come on. Stop. We gotta face it.

AngeIa, it means he's going to have to move back to BrookIyn...

AngeIa, it shouId fit. It says right here:

AngeIa, it's for you. It's Grant.

AngeIa, may I present Harry DoIan.

AngeIa, maybe I shouId Iock this up.

AngeIa, maybe this guy don't

AngeIa, maybe we couId Ioosen up here a IittIe bit, huh?

AngeIa, my goodness, I guess Tony toId you how we cIeaned the chimney?

AngeIa, not everything in this universe is expIainabIe.

AngeIa, puII yourseIf together.

AngeIa, she was reaI cIose to the deep end.

AngeIa, take the van.

AngeIa, that woman is pIanning on using bIatant sex appeaI on Tony.

AngeIa, that's a beer commerciaI.

AngeIa, that's her number.

AngeIa, that's not my Sam up there.

AngeIa, that's not true. Is he caIIing me a Iiar?

AngeIa, this ain't a bribe. It's a bonus.

AngeIa, this is a reaIIy important cIass

AngeIa, this is about Nick.

AngeIa, this is from the firepIace!

AngeIa, this is serious.

AngeIa, this is the ugIiest woman I've ever seen.

AngeIa, we got a big probIem here, and I knew you'd wanna be consuIted.

AngeIa, what happened in the kitchen?

AngeIa, what is the probIem?

AngeIa, what's more important, your d****s or your friend here?

AngeIa, who is this?

AngeIa, with aII the money we're saving...

AngeIa, you are in the office in New York aII day.

AngeIa, you are not gonna beIieve who I just taIked to on the phone.

AngeIa, you decided to give your marriage a second chance, right?

AngeIa, you don't get your best money vaIue...

AngeIa, you don't have to say this just to Iet me off the hook.

AngeIa, you just have to know how to taIk to peopIe...

AngeIa, you wouIdn't Iast five minutes at ScotIand Yard.

AngeIa!

AngeIa!

AngeIa?

AngeIa?

AngeIa?

AngeIa? AngeIa, where are you?

AngeIa? Rise and shine!

AngeIa? Rise and shine!

AngeIa.

AngeIa.

AngeIa.

AngeIa.

AngeIa.

AngeIa.

AngeIa.

AngeIa. AngeIa. I know about the birds and the bees.

AngeIa. Tony.

AngeIa...

AngeIa...

AngeIa...

AngeIa....

AngeIa's working. I'm supposed to sit with the kids.

Angela, take out for a friend?

Angela?

AnimaI pancakes.

Anita Camici is three months' pregnant, I just found out about it.

Annette FuniceIIo?

Another appIicant for the housekeeper's position.

Another coincidence. But of course, the generaI manager, your boss...

Any good funeraIs in town?

Anybody here?

Anybody home?

Anything eIse, madam?

Anything eIse?

Anything you want for dinner. You name it.

Anytime, boss.

Anyway, AngeIa and I wouIdn't Iast 20 minutes...

Anyway, he feIt so bad that he missed my birthday...

Anyway, he'II recognize me.

Anyway, how do you know you didn't roII over or something?

Anyway, Mother went down to the SaIvation Army...

Anyway, when I got in, I stayed on my side of the bed.

Anywhere I want, AngeIa. Get it up to speed.

ApoIogy not accepted.

Are the kids back? I thought I smeIIed the fish truck.

Are these your bees?

Are they gonna put me in jaiI?

Are you a good president?

Are you aII crazy? It's freezing out here.

Are you aII right? Are you aII right?

Are you enjoying it?

Are you gonna do this again?

Are you in a hurry?

Are you in advertising?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Forget it.

Are you kidding me? Had my first beer here...

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? There I was at the pIate.

Are you kidding? They're gonna have a great time. They start over here.

Are you okay?

Are you out of your bird?

Are you saying I got dumped?

Are you saying I shouId pretend to Iike footbaII...

Are you saying that I wanted him to see me?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Are you saying you were wrong?

Are you sure you want to seII this?

Are you sure you'II be aII right here without me?

Are you sure you're authorized to reIease it?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Aren't those the same cIothes you wore yesterday?

As a matter of fact, I have. Where did you find this housekeeper?

As a matter of fact...

As aIways, Mother, in perfect taste.

As God is my witness, I wiII never go drinking again.

As I grew oIder...

As soon as my Iegs, my stomach, and my back cIear up, it's gone.

As soon as my stuff's out, there wiII be pIenty of room.

As soon as somebody Iights my fuse.

As soon as we settIe up that $1 500 for the paint job.

At 4:37 this afternoon...

At aImost everything.

At approximateIy 3:45 this afternoon...

At first, I was worried about Sam adjusting and fitting in.

At Ieast not untiI his wedding night, and even then, he's gonna whiff.

At Ieast you got that right.

At Ieast you have your heaIth.

At WaIIace and McQuade, we Iike to think...

Attaboy, Tiger.

Attaboy. Here we go.

Aw, poor baby. And where in the Constitution...

Baby, this is Iove.

Back in Des Moines.

Backstage.

Bago Burger, VideoviIIe, the hockey game...

Bank the six baII and sink it back home.

Bathing suit a IittIe tight?

Be a homebody.

Beats running naked through the car wash.

Because I don't have the key.

Because I Iike you.

Because I Iove you.

Because I'm 1 2, and I don't.

Because I'm not used to having peopIe wander into my bathroom.

Because presidents of advertising agencies...

Because, to teII you the truth...

Because...

Beeman ''the BIand'', the sIipcover man...

Before that, it was under protest.

Before you know it, this guy'II have you hooked on Crunchy CrawIers.

BeIieve me, AngeIa. You're more than okay.

Bernie, get me out of Lankershim Cosmetics.

Besides if I'd sneaked out earIy Iike you did...

Besides, she ain't gonna be here.

Besides, you don't do this every Saturday. Do you?

Best behaviour, you two. This is the cIient.

Better than I thought.

Big deaI.

Bingo!

BIood was meant to circuIate.

BIoomingdaIe's has been out of these for months.

BIoomingdaIe's.

BIue, 21 . Hut one, hike!

Bobbie Barnes is coming here tonight?

Bobbie Barnes, this is my son Jonathan.

Bobbie was here today? What happened?

Bobby ''toss me an easy one'' MicheIson?

Bobby is such a sweet boy.

Bobby, here's your fIowers. Here. Here, Bobby.

Bobby, this is Jonathan, Jonathan, this is Bobby. I'II teII Sam you're here.

Bobby, wouId you reIax? Everything's gonna be fine.

Bobby, wouId you reIax? Everything's gonna be fine.

Bobby?

Bon voyage, Mother.

Books, Iunch money, and homework.

Boom. A bad one.

Borrow, borrow, borrow.

Boston.

Boston. Fog.

Bower residence. Tony here.

Bowling?

Boy, am I gIad I wore that IittIe bathing suit.

Boy, AngeIa, you were way off on this one.

Boy, has it been that Iong?

Boy, I bet that did wonders for her sociaI Iife.

Boy, I reaIIy Iike the promotion poIicy of this company.

Boy, it feeIs great to be back. Taste that air.

Boy, Jonathan went out Iike a Iight.

Boy, oh, boy, that's great.

Boy, that guy can reaIIy run.

Boy, that's a reaIIy nice bathroom you got.

Boy, those wide receivers are so sensitive.

Boy, what a day.

Boy, you reaIIy do miss a Iot by not Iiving in the city.

Boy, you should have seen the fog in Boston.

Boy, you're starting to think Iike a grown up.

Breakfast in 20 minutes. Good girI.

Bright kid.

BroiI it.

BuIIdogs! BuIIdogs! Are we tough?

BuIIdogs! BuIIdogs! Rough, Rough, Rough!

But a very good one.

But a vicious cow.

But as far as I'm concerned, Tony, your team is my team.

But as you can see, his motor skiIIs are caIIing it quits.

But Dad, untiI I get out of the sixth grade...

But do you think that I care...

But from now on, I'm a reguIar Gumby.

But he's not aIone.

But here's the thing.

But hey, I happen to have baked a batch of brownies...

But I aIways Ioved your stuffed manicotti, you know?

But I can't teII.

But I can't, for her. I can't.

But I didn't Ieave it in Iong enough. I'm burning up. FeeI me.

But I guess it is tea time.

But I might not have been as right as I thought I was.

But I swear I'II do a good job, and I've got experience.

But I think I've got it under controI now.

But I'm a IittIe uncomfortabIe with this. I may have to resign the account.

But I'm teIIing you, you're gonna miss the heartbeat of the city.

But if I hear one more word of smutty innuendo...

But if you're serving Pink Ladies, why don't you try him? He's from Amherst.

But Iook here, AngeIa. AngeIa, Iook at these beauties.

But it's gonna be fine when we get the room rewired.

But it's just not the same. I'm Iike an outsider there now.

But it's other stuff too.

But Mona Robinson never loses her man.

But Mr. MiceIIi, today's the Iast day.

But not before they gave me a bowI of hot turkey soup...

But not very.

But now that I'm on the board of directors...

But nowadays, I mean, it's cooI for guys to wear pink, huh?

But Peterson's making it sound Iike we were aIways ''friends.''

But that's why I've got you...

But the birds and the bees don't wear bras.

But then I cIosed the car door on her Ieg, and it Ioosened her up.

But they were very smaII.

But we couId get aIong without you, young man.

But we were gonna go to the racetrack.

But what about AngeIa's taiI?

But what are Sam and I gonna be taIking about?

But what happened? I mean, when I Ieft here yesterday...

But who couId bIame him?

But you aIways said you Ioved New York.

But you can caII me Lois.

But you don't know what he said.

But you don't see God recaIIing shrimp.

But you know what I figured out?

But you're not buying it for yourseIf, are you?

But, Dad, how can a woman make enough money...

But, Dad, I toId everybody I couId go. What do I say to them?

But, Dad, it hurts when I catch it Iike that.

But, Iook, a car is a hunk of metaI, and Tony is a person with feeIings.

But, Jim, what are you doing here?

But, just for the record, I didn't kiss you.

But, Nick, we've onIy just met, and I don't work that fast.

But, Rod, he means nothing to me. Nothing.

But, the truth is, is that your dad bIew it.

Butt out. I'm just the kid around here.

By the time I can afford it, you'II need a paint job.

By the way, I'm going to bring down that shirt that you wanted to borrow.

By the way, Mrs. R...

By the way, what were you doing coming into my bathroom...

By their very nature, they are slow.

Bye, Grant.

Bye, Mrs. Bower.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

C E N T R A L Storm Window

CaII me sentimentaI. I thought my husband and I...

Can he find her? Yes! He throws the baII to MiceIIi.

Can I come over when he Iifts?

Can I get you something?

Can I get you something?

Can I go to bed without dessert?

Can I have a word with you?

Can I join the ski cIub?

Can I make you something for breakfast?

Can I see it tomorrow? Joey's gotta get the fish truck back by 6:00.

Can I take a message?

Can too!

Can we taIk about it tonight at my party?

Can we taIk?

Can't you see you're wasting 1 5 seconds of your Iife every morning?

CarefuI, Tony. You might too.

Catch it! Catch it!

CharIie WiImington and Phoebe?

Chase zebras and audition for MGM?

Check, check, check. Ice skates for Marci's party?

Chew me up.

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey Chim chim cher ee

Choo Choo CoIeman, huh?

Choo Choo CoIeman.

Chris Peterson kept picking on me.

CIeveIand. Wow. That's reaIIy dedication.

CIose your eyes and concentrate. AngeIa, cIose your eyes.

CIosest I ever came was when the top of my oId man's car rusted out.

CIothes or good stuff?

CIothes. Be gratefuI.

Come here, sweetie. Did you miss me? Huh?

Come here. You're gonna find this interesting, I think.

Come in!

Come in. It's open.

Come in. Sit down.

Come into my office. It's right out here.

Come on down, champ.

Come on in, girIs. Make yourseIf at home. Hey.

Come on in. It's right in the back drive. I got the keys right here.

Come on now, AngeIa.

Come on, AngeIa, get up.

Come on, AngeIa, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ruined your party.

Come on, AngeIa, it was just an innocent mistake.

Come on, AngeIa. Let her go.

Come on, AngeIa. You're gonna be Iate. Let's go.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Dad. I had Sister Mary Theresa for math.

Come on, defence!

Come on, foIIow me. Grab yourseIf a cup.

Come on, honey. I know it's a new neighbourhood...

Come on, I don't want everybody treating me Iike I'm some kind of king...

Come on, I was just kidding.

Come on, I'II show you.

Come on, Iet's do the Lindy.

Come on, it doesn't hurt if you do it right.

Come on, it's time to get down.

Come on, Jon, Iet's go upstairs and pIay ScrabbIe.

Come on, Jonathan, Iet's hit it, Iet's move it, Iet's do it!

Come on, kids. You can heIp me take the pIastic off the furniture.

Come on, Leo, here they go.

Come on, Mom. Look, what do you say, Iet's bury the hatchet.

Come on, Mom. Red wiII be fun.

Come on, Mother, don't worry about it. He's going to be fine.

Come on, Mrs. Rossini. I wanna show you my room.

Come on, now. Let's pIay.

Come on, Prudence. Let's tak e a shortcut through the galleria.

Come on, ref. Come on. What? Are you bIind?

Come on, RockefeIIer. I wanna discuss renegotiation of your aIIowance.

Come on, Rosie, I won't teII. She get it or not?

Come on, Sam, Iet's go up and take that dress off.

Come on, sit down.

Come on, there's another Ioad upstairs.

Come on, Tony, you're not trying to teII me...

Come on, Tony. Show us what you're made of.

Come on, Wendy. I'II take you home.

Come on, you gotta come out and face the worId, huh?

Come on, you're getting worked up over nothing.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Are you kidding me?

Come on. Buddy, they're coming back.

Come on. Come on, come on, come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Cut it out, wiII you?

Come on. Don't be so hard on yourseIf, Tony.

Come on. Give me a IittIe hint. Yah who?

Come on. Hey, Tony.

Come on. Honey, Iemon...

Come on. How bad couId it be?

Come on. It wouId bother anyone with a sense of modesty.

Come on. Let's go back into the igIoo.

Come on. See, this is the moment of truth.

Come on. She is not that young. Look at Romeo and JuIiet.

Come on. You can do it.

Come on. You can't stay underneath there forever.

Come over here! Look at you, Iook at you!

Come with me.

Compared to what?

Consider this the Connecticut office.

CouId I see you in the kitchen for a minute?

CouId I use your bathroom?

CouId I use your phone to caII the auto cIub?

CouId you beIieve this?

CouId you just try to remember what I said?

CouId you pass me the Sweet'N Low, pIease?

CouId you spice it up a IittIe tomorrow, EIeanor?

CouIdn't I turn over a new Ieaf tomorrow, huh?

Could you just stop being a hotshot executive for one night?

CrawIed into my sIeeping bag one night in the Amazon.

Cross her, and she'II Iet you know who's boss.

Crunchy CrawIers and a cup of coffee?

Crunchy CrawIers are empty caIories. Not reaIIy satisfying.

CrystaIIy.

Cut.

Dad usuaIIy does the taIking.

Dad was happy. His kid was pIaying in the majors...

Dad, can I sIeep in here?

Dad, Grandpa said I couId stay home from schooI...

Dad, Ieave me aIone.

Dad, teII us about the commerciaI.

Dad, there are no brownies in the kitchen.

Dad, this is Connecticut.

Dad, this is Connecticut. I have weaIthy friends.

Dad, this new mitt is reaIIy great.

Dad, wake up and smeII the coffee.

Dad, we just spent an hour and a haIf in the pooI.

Dad, what are you doing?

Dad, what are you doing?

Dad, when you said '' basebaII,'' does that mean softbaII too?

Dad, you aIways find aII the eggs anyway.

Dad, you just don't understand. You have to have the IittIe pink bow.

Dad, you're supposed to beat the eggs, not mug them.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad....

Daddy, Crunchy CrawIers are just empty caIories.

Daddy, it was a cow.

Daddy, what are you doing here?

Darn!

Designer underwear?

Desiree, shake it but don't break it.

Diane, if Tony's not happy, he is free to Ieave.

Diane, she knows that's not true.

Diane, wouId you Iike a gIass of sherry?

Did AngeIa teII me you did that commerciaI...

Did AngeIa teII you about her career?

Did everybody get what they wanted?

Did I ever teII you how terrific you are and how happy I am with this job?

Did I say this chocoIate was $25?

Did l ever tell you about my big sorority formal...

Did Santa treat you good this year?

Did she say '' Happy birthday''?

Did the man have a brain the size of a pea?

Did you ask your dad to sign the permission sIip?

Did you do that to him?

Did you dream anything?

Did you ever fIing a rat?

Did you ever jump from a second storey window?