The Simpsons - Season 2 Edit

A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you.

A blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you mean a pawn.

A book made him cry!

A built in video game?

A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there.

A comic book? Boys never change.

A couple more games and I'll hit the books.

A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram.

A frabulous, grabulous, zip zoop zabulous present!

A free ticket to a big league park, but I was too tense to enjoy the game.

A guy I think was an explorer left this in the bar.

A half brother?

A hundred and fifty?

A little girl needs you.

A long Iost half brother. How Dickensian!

A man who got things done. Towel, Simpson.

A man's suit should make him a prince.

A manhunt, or "woman hunt", is on

A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours. It takes a weekend.

A masterpiece? Or just a guy with his pants down?

A million dollars?

A million dollars? Smithers! I want this Homer Simpson fired!

A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.

A million dollars' worth, you snake woman!

A millionaire! I kept the wrong one.

A mother knows everything.

A new kind of Mace? Really painful.

A new wing for our museum, and a portrait...

A payback for all the things Bart has done!

A political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!

A pool table? I'm not going to turn his home into a saloon.

A princely sum

A program length advertisement!

A racehorse eats oats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.

A real fly is more sanitary.

A rested employee is a vigilant employee.

A separate soundproof dome for the kids? With restraints and muzzles.

A Simpson on a T shirt! I never thought I'd see the day.

A six month supply of the drug, gravity boots, scalp massager and a T shirt.

A sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon of turmeric and a whisper of MSG.

A stadium's too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody cares!

A stunning knockout by a thunderous punch in the 12th round.

A subject pulls levers to get heat and food.

A teacher strike, a power failure. Anything that'll cancel school.

A thousand bucks? I can't afford that!

A thousand bucks. Of all the rip off screw job, cheap joint....

A tool every handyman needs. It's a jigsaw! A drill!

A useless, old, worn out....

A visitor at my chamber door And nothing more

A world of infinite delights to tantalize your senses...

A year later, I married your mother and we had you.

A year later, the carnival came back...

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, l, J, K, L, M, N, O, P S.

Abe. You were going to say something.

Absolutely.

Accidents decreased by the number Simpson is known to have caused.

According to my sources, you are simultaneously planning...

Achingly beautiful.

Acids in your hand could damage it. We want it to last forever...

Activewear, I need a price check on a wool shawl.

Actually, I value every second.

Actually, it's a big, ugly Olmec Indian head.

Actually, the range was far from home.

Actually, they do know a great deal about mummification.

Afraid so, infinity plus one.

After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot.

After all, tomorrow is another school day!

After Bill McCIoskey pops out, our post game show starts.

After dinner, it's down to business.

After me, you're the man around the house.

Ah, distinctly I remember It is in the bleak December

Ah! "Never fly solo again."

Ahoy, mateys!

Akira, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.

All my friends are in school...

All my life, I've looked for a car that feels right.

All my precious sacks of gold...

All right then. I don't want to seem like an ogre.

All right, all right. Time for Dr. TV to perform a little surgery!

All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?

All right, class, the topic is world literature.

All right, family. I want the truth.

All right, I'll show you.

All right, let's take care of some business.

All right, look the wife straight in the eyes and tell her

All right, off you go to spend it on penny whistles and MoonPies.

All right, spilled milk. What are you so mopey about?

All right, take one and pass the rest back.

All right, that's it! Go to your room now!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! A local boy!

All right! All right! I'll walk in the mud!

All right! Good boy!

All right! I'll take her! Lousy brain.

All right! No line!

All right! This is what you're gonna do. Hang up and call me back.

All right! This is what you're gonna do. Hang up and call me back.

All right! Twelve big ones and free grub!

All right! We eat tonight!

All right.

All right. First question: Have you slept with anyone famous?

All right. Good. That's how I'm going to express myself. Good night.

All right. If he passes, we can keep him.

All right. If he studies hard, passes finals, and becomes a perfect dog...

All right. Ned, Maude, what brings you here?

All right. Play friendly with your new teacher, children.

All right. What's that?

All those coins were worth three cents?

All your degrees and that's the best you can do? You make me sick.

Allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely...

Allow me to present the Dimoxinil action set.

Also with us for this animated discussion...

Although he doesn't like school...

Although he's going at her like they're already married.

Although sometimes I wish I had been.

Am I just a little bit overweight?

Amariah begets Ahitub. Ahitub begets

Amen! Has Dr. Hibbert made his point?

Amen.

American...

An absence of mood swings and stability in my life.

An ancient Indian what?

An electronic version of table tennis.

An ox with a hump and a dewlap.

An unthinkable, utterly impossible present!

And a little less

And all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.

And behave yourselves.

And could you describe for us in your own words...

And for God's sake, hurry!

And green birds on their shoulders.

And he mispronounced words like "abdomen."

And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children.

And Hercules used his mighty strength, and bingo!

And here comes Snowball II. We kept this one.

And his instant pizza pie.

And his office was dirty!

And I never have.

And I say taxes are too high!

And I want that baseball card where the guy's flipping the bird.

And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher.

And if Todd wins, you have to mow my lawn! And do a decent job for once.

And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.

And it's going to be a real apology in front of everybody.

And let me remind you, you're under oath!

And Lisa is losing a little respect for you.

And look at me, man. Now I drive the school bus!

And look at me, man. Now I drive the school bus!

And look, a whole pitcher to myself.

And look, I've brought noodle kugel.

And Lord, we're thankful for nuclear power...

And now The Top Hat Channel is proud to present Broadcast Nudes.

And now with some insights, one of the stars of our nuclear family...

And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show...

And now, some aftershave.

And one and two and three and reach...

And published by McGraw Hill.

And that golden lariat. She can tie me up any time.

And that man broke my promise! I've had it!

And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.

And that's how we shave.

And that's what happened.

And the battle is well and truly joined.

And the forensics championship is coming up.

And the minute your back is turned, I'm heading for that gorge.

And the most important book of all, the Tao Te Ching by Lao tzu.

And the nuclear power plant. That's closed too.

And the policeman on the phone said:

And then when I got out of the service....

And this smudge that looks like my fingerprint?

And we'd stay at home and talk, like this.

And what was Ringo's response?

And when he wakes up he makes honking noises.

And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom."

And you owe him big.

And you think that people are gonna pay you $4.50...

And you were there! And you. And you. And you.

And you're not going to love me because I'm ugly and bald.

And your card was just great.

And your card was just great."

And your son misses you.

And, joining us via satellite from Vienna, the home of Freud...

And?

Another barrier broken. Right on, sister!

Another comic book has returned to the earth from whence it came.

Another day and I would've needed a Valium.

Another fringe benefit. Nurse!

Antonowski, Conroy, Falcone, Martin, Thorsen, and Walsh.

Any man I could marry would have to

Any more new business?

Any time you're hungry, day or night, Cook will make you anything you want.

Anybody can try. I want you to win!

Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? I have a Ph.D. in mixology.

Anyone that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand.

Anything else I can get you?

Anything else?

Anything that decreases entertainment related injuries.

Anything you say! Good luck, lady! You'll need it!

Apologize? For what? Clearing the table? Having a sense of humor?

Are cartoons too violent? Most people say, "No! What a stupid question!"

Are we in Africa yet?

Are we talking about the same movie?

Are you going deaf, or are you just stupid?

Are you gonna use your sauce? Dry fish sticks! This sucks.

Are you sure there isn't soft tissue trauma in the face?

Are you sure this is the way?

Are you throwing away happiness for me?

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Are you? You go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe...

Aren't you forgetting something?

Aren't you going to watch the rest?

Aren't you making too big a deal of this tournament?

Arithmetic.

Arithmetic. Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons...

Arms like tree trunks. Eyes like steel, cold and hard.

Art sure no craven, ghastly ancient Raven wandering from the nightly shore

Artie, I don't know. It was a beautiful evening. Let's not ruin it.

As a trained marriage counselor...

As an actor, my eyes need to look their whitest

As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to...

As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!

As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!

As God is my witness, I'll always be hungry again!

As I got up, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.

As if he had no will of his own.

As long as there's an ounce of strength left in me....

As my son would say, I'm one sad, ape like dude.

As of someone gently rapping At my chamber door

As president, I would demand a science fiction library...

As the only adult here, I feel I should say something.

As to your comments, research shows one person can't make a difference...

Assassins!

Assault. Manslaughter. Stealing cable TV!

At last, the world will see you as I always have.

At least I'm good at monkey work.

At least there's no frame damage.

At that moment, my dad and I were closer than we've ever

At the risk of losing my voice...

Atmosphere.

Attention, all employees.

Attention, please.

Attention! Seymour Skinner is in love!

Aunt Hortense. Great grandpa Simpson.

Aw, damn! Out of pomade. Oh, well.

Awesome!

Ay caramba!

Ay, carumba!

Back into the chamber turning My soul within me burning

Back then, if it was less than 50 rounds, we demanded our nickel back!

Back to the forecastle of the Pequod.

Backrubs for harried executives. I'll show you.

Bad dog! Bad Santa's Helper.

Bad dog! Don't worry, Snowball

Bad dog! Let go!

Bad news!

Bad Santa's Little Helper! Stop!

Bait our hooks with honesty. That way a happy marriage...

Bart didn't get one vote?

Bart failed his last four exams. Is there anything you haven't told us?

Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be....

Bart says he got hurt training for a career in death defiance?

Bart says he's fine.

Bart Simpson, I know it's you!

Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Bart was looking at that racy movie.

Bart was strangely quiet.

Bart, can you roll your eyes back in your head like this?

Bart, get out and push.

Bart, give me that ball.

Bart, I think I can help you.

Bart, I warned you. This is the final straw!

Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report.

Bart, please.

Bart, take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns...

Bart, the comic!

Bart, this is the card catalog. Let's see. "Golf."

Bart, you wouldn't know what sort of candy your aunt likes, would you?

Bart, you're gonna miss your bus.

Bart, you're wrecking it! Let go! I worked forever on this!

Bart!

Bart!

Bart! Bart!

Bart! Bart! Bart!

Bart! Get your butt down here!

Bart! Lisa! Maggie! Let's do this out in the yard!

Bart! You don't even care! You don't even care!

Bart! You may be telling this one day if something breaks.

Bart! You're no longer in Sunday school. Don't swear.

Bart? Bart? We're home, son.

Bart's Dog Gets An F

Bart's joint. Two ish. Be there or be square.

Bartley, thinking of entering?

Bases loaded, 'Topes have 1 out, down by 3.

Bases loaded, two outs. The good guys trail by a run.

Batting ninth, Unky Herb!

Be still, my foolish heart.

Be there!

Bea told me to enjoy my moola and I'm going to, dagnab it!

Bea was wealthy and Surprise, surprise!

Beat, but...

Beatles, eh? Oh, yes.

Beautiful language, isn't it?

Beauty.

Because I'd worked for it...

Because I'm your baby brother, Homer!

Because of me, you lost your business, your home and all your possessions.

Because that's the way you love it, baby.

Because we were meant to be together.

Because you hate me or because you're bad?

Becoming radioactive.

Been a little slow. Not much to steal in the desert.

Before a preview of next week's sermon...

Before we begin, you'll need 5 yards of sterilized cotton.

Before you do anything, there's someone you should talk to.

Besides, the doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe.

Best fight ever and I missed it.

Best Thanksgiving ever, eh, boy?

Better come in the house. You don't wanna get the sniffles.

Better get some gas.

Better hurry up.

Better let him rest a while.

Better than your eyes bursting.

Better yet, you have to mow my lawn in your wife's Sunday dress!

Between your hair care and wardrobe, we're not saving for a rainy day.

Big blowout at casa de Simpson. The only adult is frail.

Big cookie.

Big fight coming up.

Big guys who spent money freely.

Big spender, why the change?

Big yawner. The Museum of Barnyard Oddities!

Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill.

Bismarck.

Bitchen!

Bitchen.

Black, green.

Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard.

Blah, blah, blah.

Bleed Gramps dry.

Bless you, Reverend.

Bliss from oblivion of self.

Bloated inventory, outmoded production methods.

Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I?

Boo! Boo!

Bottoms up. There's plenty more where that came from.

Boy must die!

Boy, a good man really is hard to find!

Boy, come here. You're a good dog.

Boy, we were afraid we'd lost you!

Boy, what's this world coming to?

Boy, you don't gain a pound.

Bravo! Walk away. Now it belongs to the ages.

Breakthrough? There's been a breakthrough?!

Brilliant!

Bring me one of these, one of these and one of those.

Bring the TV up. Bart's got his vision back!

Bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation.

Brush With Greatness

Bull's eye!

Bull's eye! And when I gun the motor...

Bullwinkle got a taste of his own medicine.

Bullwinkle's antler's sprung a leak.

Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.

Burger, onion rings, shake!

Burn the germs off with a torch. Amputate my arm. But not the

Burning the candle at both ends, boy?

Burns' popularity has plummeted to earth like so much half chewed fish.

Bust my hump all week. Stupid grass! Supposed to be the boy's job.

But $100,000 just isn't enough. I need more.

But bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation

But enough about Bart. Tell me, are you married?

But everybody does it. We're stealing cable.

But first there's a burning issue that we need to neutralize.

But first, please heed this call That always will I love you

But for how long?

But he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.

But I can't avenge my partner's death with this peashooter.

But I can't sleep. Can I take a walk?

But I can't so I'm not going to.

But I don't remember you being so beautiful.

But I got it in the middle.

But I must. I never knew why God put me on this Earth. Now, I know.

But I need you too.

But I only got up to go to the can.

But I'd like to talk to him. He didn't use my lesson plan.

But I'll tell you three things that will haunt you forever.

But I'm a twin, and as such I have a

But I'm severely tempted to do it.

But if I go to school tomorrow, I'll fail and be held back.

But if you take them away, we'll grow up without humor and be robots.

But if you weren't, you'd tend to go for a girl?

But it was too late. End of story.

But just between you and me, I promise you...

But last night, you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it.

But maybe this music will help.

But Mommy and Daddy didn't pay my way!

But my time has not passed yet!

But neither We You have to do it too.

But nothing! She's a heifer, plain and simple

But remember the 5th commandment: "Honor thy father and thy mother."

But Simpson's shameless display of exhibitionism tainted the evening.

But stop slandering poor, defenseless Blinky. Good night and God bless.

But the downside is you're losing touch with the common man.

But the fact is: bones heal, chicks dig scars...

But the third bowl of porridge was just right.

But then, I dyed it black and it became my mourning dress.

But they didn't care.

But they're watching a cat and mouse disembowel each other.

But this is our chance to show up the Flanderses.

But today, as I leave for Capital City...

But tonight's show, which I wash my hands of, is really scary.

But wait a minute! I'm confused.

But we all have a calling, a reason God put us on this earth.

But we all know I'm not giving you $100.

But we have to say goodbye because you don't understand a word I say.

But we thought it might be violent, which is wrong now, thanks to you.

But we've become the tools of evil.

But what is truth, if you follow me?

But when he laughs, you see these. The eyeteeth.

But you can tell, right? She sees everybody else's dad...

But you can't get too attached to

But you do. You've been squirreling it away.

But you, sir, are a baboon!

But you've got your hair.

But your lawyer, assuming he is one, is asking for a million!

But, Bart, how can sound exist if there's no one there to hear it?

But, Dad, we're simple people with simple values.

But, now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be.

But, sir

By any chance does the "H" stand for Herbert?

By coincidence, our languages are exactly the same.

By obeying the 10 Commandments.

By the madness of my brother

By the way, I do wills.

By working together, we can both be winners...

Bye, Dad, Mom!

C A P I....

Cable has become an evil presence in our home.

Cable?!

Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope!

Call your father.

Calling Bartholomew J. Simpson to the stand.

Calling Bartholomew J. Simpson to the stand.

Can do, sir.

Can I ask him to assuage my fears that he's contaminating the planet...

Can I help you?

Can I make one suggestion?

Can I spit over the side?

Can the sweet talk! You're right. It's time to end my girlish dreams...

Can we get up early and watch the sunrise together?

Can we go now?

Can we have wine? Can I have wine?

Can you memorize this?

Can you tell me his name?

Can you think of a reason why he ran away?

Can't be too careful. Thieves are everywhere.

Can't breathe. Too many children.

Can't we just forget it and go to church?

Can't we place this ad after the dog fails his test?

Can't you see? A happy worker is a busy worker.

Capital City is too complex. Everyone here knows us and has forgiven us.

Capital City, yeah!

Care for some wine, old buddy?

Care to tip the wrist with me?

Care to try my Flanders planter's punch?

Careful, careful....

Casino!

Certainly. It was a beautiful day.

Challenge the raging waters of death! Discover what water's really made of!

Change, please.

Changing the subject makes you a worthless excuse for a human being

Cheap son of a....

Check out the luscious pair on that redhead.

Check out the mature quail heading over.

Cherry cordials. I hope you like them.

Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished guests...

Children need discipline. Ask any advice columnist.

Children, bedtime!

Children, get your coats. We're leaving right now.

Children, I don't want you to get frightened but I must teach you this.

Children, we've tabulated your votes.

Children! Bart, I need someone to deliver a note to the principal.

Chocolate, chocolate brownie fudge.

Chop the top, jack it up, put on wheels...

Chuck?

Class, "The Singing Dork."

Clean out your desk by noon.

College boy.

Come back for more, eh?

Come back here, you little raven!

Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast!

Come here, boy! Put that prowler down and come here! Come on!

Come here, you.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on in. Dignity's on me, friends.

Come on, baby, please, please go in. Please!

Come on, boy!

Come on, boy.

Come on, boy. Sit!

Come on, boy. Sit!

Come on, Elizabeth.

Come on, everybody has a talent.

Come on, everybody!

Come on, girls.

Come on, give me that. Give me that! Don't! Okay, out you go!

Come on, give up!

Come on, Homer, a heart to heart talk with your son.

Come on, Homer! Get the lead out!

Come on, Joey. You have to twist my arm?

Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.

Come on, Marge, paint! I think you can do it.

Come on, now.

Come on, pal. Fugu me!

Come on! All we need is a grand slam!

Come on! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Come on! Stop it! Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!

Come on! Take all this. Put it in the closet.

Come on. What time does your truck game start?

Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!

Come out and pack this place, just to show them how grateful I am.

Come, Earthlings, eat. Grow large with food.

Congratulations, Artie.

Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the polls show you're up six points.

Congratulations, you've earned a toffee.

Congratulations! You've got a date with a needle!

Cook? Sorry to bother you, but I got a hankering for

Cool, history's coming alive.

Cool, man!

Cool, Martin!

Cool! The wrong side of the tracks.

Correct the dog!

Could you babysit the kids this weekend?

Could you leave me with the kids, please?

Could you put a dollar amount on all these hardships?

Could you...

Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they'd both have pie.

Counseling for couples whose marriages are hanging by a thread...

Countess von Zeppelin and l What in blaze ?

Cowabunga!

Crabgrass? What are you talking about? Where?

Creepy. But I'd rather have him after me than the Wolf Man.

Crude, but I like it.

Cushy!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh! It's just a card!

D'oh! Shut up!

D'oh! Wrong one.

Dad, I've never won anything in my life.

Dad, no! Give me that money!

Dad, thanks for helping me with my science project.

Dad!

Dad! It's Sunday. You know what that means.

Dad's on the phone!

Dad's taking this in a less than heroic fashion.

Damn it, I know what it is! What can we do about it?

Damn straight.

Damn these childproof doors!

Damn thing never goes over, does it? So what's in your head?

Damn those answering machine tapes!

Damn, no spots!

Dan Horde, mikeside. Our Isotopes take on the Shelbyville Shelbyvillians.

Darkness there and nothing more

Dave Glass talking at you. We got great weather tonight under the dome.

Dead man coming through.

Dear Bart, thank you kindly for the blood. Yours truly, Montgomery Burns.

Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.

Dear God, give me one channel!

Dear Log, my brother is still missing...

Dear Mr. Simpson...

Dear Purveyors of Senseless Violence:

Death anxiety is normal. Expect to go through five stages.

Defenseless child at 3:00!

Delicious, frosty beer. Fat lot of good it does me sitting next to Burns.

Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson?

Did you hear that? She called me a baboon!

Did you kids have fun?

Did you know you were going ?

Did you read the book?

Die! Die! Everybody die!

Dim the lights. Turn them on. Do something!

Dimoxinil can help me grow as much or as little hair as I want to.

Dimoxinil!

Dinner with three beautiful women. I must be in heaven.

Direct all your questions to Mr. Simpson...

Dirk Richter was a beautiful man. Can't you vultures leave him alone?

Dirty trick. I won't kill you.

Discount Lion Safari!

Discount Lion Safari!

Disgusting. I love it!

Do it if it'll shut her up. Start with the feet. Still angry.

Do not make eye contact."

Do not spit over the side.

Do not spit over the side.

Do not worry. We'll be wandering out here another two weeks, tops.

Do you have the Carl Yastrzemski baseball card from 1973?

Do you have to sit so close? It'll hurt your eyes.

Do you remember the way you acted at the party?

Do you remember when you made us go to the Bowler's Hall of Fame...

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help you God?

Do you think that's wise? Think of the headlines.

Do you want something to eat?

Do you want to be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!

Do your own homework, Bart!

Doc, I heard a snap.

Doctors are idiots!

Dodecahedron! Dodecahedron!

Does a father have to explain? Let's just share your gift, okay?

Does Bart have to be there?

Does Dirk Richter's ghost haunt the bordello where his body was found?

Does it ever occur to you that old folks should be treated like humans...

Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around?

Doggone it!

Don't answer me now. Relax, talk it over.

Don't backpedal. You were right.

Don't be alarmed. They were saying hello.

Don't be frightened. It's a letter opener. Who are you?

Don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.

Don't be so stubborn!

Don't be stupid!

Don't dance too closely, now. Have a good time.

Don't do that!

Don't drink to forget your problems.

Don't ever do that again!

Don't ever do that again!

Don't fill up on those vegetables. Save room for nachos.

Don't get me wrong. You're an honest man.

Don't gloat, Homer.

Don't let go of me, Bart!

Don't listen to him! He's a mean little SOB.

Don't mind if I do.

Don't panic. There's a map to the hospital on the menu.

Don't panic. They don't pick up the mail till noon.

Don't pull any punches.

Don't sit on that filthy thing one second longer.

Don't spend your last hours together tormenting him.

Don't spill anything.

Don't talk that way.

Don't worry, Barney. Time heals all wounds.

Don't worry, I won't let on. I'll still do the bed stuff.

Don't worry, Marge will fix everything.

Don't worry, Marge.

Don't worry, Senator Mendoza. By now our dear friend has met with a...

Don't worry, this year you have an excuse.

Don't worry. All I need to do is find Mr. Burns' inner beauty.

Don't worry. I'm sure she'll be able to memorize it by tomorrow.

Don't worry. Look at this.

Don't worry. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Right, Homer?

Don't worry. We'll get some grub. Even if we have to pay for it.

Don't you dare sully this moment with your price taggery.

Don't you deserve to earn as much as a man who does the same job?

Don't you hate it when you go to the toilet...

Double zero.

Dr. Hibbert has been our physician for years. He thought Bart was fine.

Dr. Monroe, would you care to comment?

Dr. Warner, wanted in radiology.

Dye my shoes? Paint my nails?

Each dying ember wrought Its ghost on the floor

Each one of us will get it for two days of the week.

Eagerly I wished The morrow

Eat him by 6:30. Back in bed by 7 with no incriminating evidence.

Echo!

Eight! Nine! Ten!

Eight. Thanks, Dad.

Either bring this place up to code, or we'll shut it down. Good day.

Empty bottles. Well, it's practically empty.

Empty.

Enclosed is an autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse.

Enjoy your tartar sauce, boys.

Equating friendliness with wimpiness...

Even better! You have real talent.

Even if it takes 20 more years, I'm going to answer every one of them.

Every day spend 15 minutes staring at it...

Every day, I show up, act like me and they slap me in here.

Everybody, stick together.

Everybody!

Everybody's looking at us, Marge.

Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement.

Everyone special to me is under this roof.

Everyone to my place for squishies and microwave burritos.

Everyone tried to pull it out but nobody was strong enough.

Everyone would love it if it was called "elfgrass."

Everyone's against me.

Eww! Baby spit!

Examine my zipper? Why?

Excellent, Mr. Simpson. Excellent.

Excellent! Excellent, Martin!

Excellent! Once again, the wheel has turned...

Excellent. I'm so keen on seeing Watson vs. Tatum Two...

Excellent. Set you to your task, Simpson.

Except in Florida and Utah. Coming up next, Stardust Mammaries.

Except you got a little more

Except your soul!

Excuse me, is this room 106?

Excuse me! I'm changing for a meeting!

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt your judging me.

Excuse me. My name is Simmons. I have the wrong pills.

Excuse me. You, the dancing fella.

Fact: Cable companies are faceless corporations which makes it okay."

Fact: Most movies on cable get two stars or less...

Fan fugu tastic!

Farewell, my Patty cake.

Fascinating.

Fifty five? My God! Three hundred and

Fifty five? That's ridiculous!

Fight fight fight, bite bite bite The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Fill her up. I guess I'll go stretch my legs.

Fill out some insurance forms. Charge Dimoxinil to the company.

Filled me with fantastic terrors Never felt before

Filth. It portrays parts of the body which, though practical, are evil.

Filthy, but genuinely arousing.

Final score: Bart, 41. Homer....

Finally, Mr. Burns wants you to appear very affectionate to him...

Finally, the little spot under your nose.

Find me an artist.

Fine! We'll go to Mars!

Fine.

Fine. Be a jerk. We'll just sit here and watch it.

Fine. We'll all stay with the comic book.

First, they pulled the brain out and stuffed the skull with onions

Five hundred thousand dollars.

Flanders, it doesn't matter. Tomorrow you'll be in high heels.

Flanders, who put that bug up your butt?

Flanders!

Flash Bailor! I gotta get his autograph. He was a star.

Followed by immediate correction.

Food tastes better when you're revolving.

For 5 years, I was away from my kids and their mothers.

For a comic? Who drew it, Micha malangelo?

For a superior race, they really rub it in.

For five generations, women in our family have added to it.

For months, I worked while my sisters smoked.

For spousal problems, press 2 now. If you have trouble

For that day, we'll use a random number generator.

For the first time, I'm glad I had children.

For the first time, people didn't laugh at me. They laughed towards me.

For the last time, yes!

For the next 15 minutes, one third off on every pitcher.

For the rare and radiant maiden Whom angels name Lenore

For the record, there were some ******* cowboys.

For you. I think Bart's in trouble again.

For your free brochure, send $5 to Dimoxinil.

For your information, I'm about to read a tale by Edgar Allan Poe.

Fore!

Forget about contaminants for one night and have a hot dog.

Forget the report? He's down at the Rescue Mission!

Forget what I just told you.

Forget you, pal. Thanks for nothing.

Forgive him. He's just a stupid little kid..

Forgive this Brit for crying, but this is the most stirring display...

Forgive us, but it takes time to properly sugarcoat a response.

Form a line. Cheap beer and a sympathetic ear.

Forty eight dollars and 70 cents.

Four hundred thirty seven

Four! Five! Six!

Fourth Street and D!

French? What a coincidence! Just the subject I'm having trouble with.

Friday night, live. The ultimate matchup.

Friends, art lovers, security personnel.

Friends, relatives, work related acquaintances...

From now on, I vow to live life to its fullest!

From Springfield, U.S.A.

From this day forward, I shall call myself Radioactive Man.

Fun. You looked like you had some trouble.

Garbage!

Gear!

Gee, Dad, hog my last moments.

Gee, is it always this good?

Gee. If I wasn't on such a tight schedule....

Gentlemen, I am going to catch General Sherman.

Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken.

Get a haircut, you hippie!

Get a job? Were they serious?

Get away from that and find my athletic equipment!

Get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness.

Get dressed, Marge. Lead our protest against this abomination.

Get in, Dad. I'll explain on the way home.

Get it while it's hot, kids.

Get me an aisle seat. I don't want to be surrounded.

Get off the bus and forever hold your peace, little dudes.

Get out of here before I reconsider.

Get out of here!

Get out!

Get out.

Get that off his face.

Get that punk's name. No one makes a fool of me.

Get thee into the tempest And the night's Plutonian shore

Get this woman a glass of water! And tuck in your shirt.

Get this. He said that He said....

Getting some exercise? Good for you.

Getting Washington and Lincoln's birthdays as separate holidays.

Give a fake name.

Give me "Baby Elephant Walk" with a little reggae beat.

Give me a break.

Give me that pencil!

Give me the number for 911!

Give me your plate. Don't crowd. Plenty for everybody!

Glad to. Every so often, Mother Nature changes her animals...

Gnarly! I bet you could toss a body in there and no one would ever find it.

Go ahead, General Sherman!

Go ahead, say it.

Go for the dented car, the dead end job, the less attractive girl!

Go get it, boy!

Go see it while you can.

Go to bed.

God bless them all. Amen.

God bless you. You are one of Springfield's special creatures.

God lent thee By angels sent thee

God, I feel so

God, that new baby smell. Homer, you're the richest man I know.

God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.

God! Are you planning to water the mail?

Going, going, gone! It's out of here!

Good

Good afternoon. Welcome to the finale...

Good comics? You only buy Casper the Wimpy Ghost.

Good dog! Isn't that amazing? See you soon.

Good evening and welcome to our home.

Good gravy, what did I do?

Good Lord, choke, an A bomb!

Good morning, everybody! Good morning, Springfield!

Good morning, Lisa. I'm back.

Good night, sweet principal

Good night.

Good one, sir!

Good thing I'm open minded.

Good thinking.

Good to see kids interested in danger.

Good to see you. What's up?

Good, Homer!

Good, unfinished. This shouldn't take long.

Good! I also have a digital watch, but I'll accept that.

Good.

Good. You are a senile, bucktoothed old mummy...

Goodbye, Bart. I like your sheets.

Goodbye, Lisa, honey!

Goodbye, Lisa. I know you'll make me proud.

Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are.

Goodbye. I'm sure Bart will be back.

Goodness!

Gorilla the Conqueror. The granddaddy of them all.

Got him!

Got that speech in five minutes. You're not going to hang yourself?

Got to greet dignitaries.

Gotcha, Burnsie.

Gotta be a good husband. Gotta be a good husband.

Gotta be a good husband. Hey, kid! You forgot your

Gotta study, gotta study!

Grab a plane to Springfield. We got a couch that folds out

Grampa smells like an old man, which is like a hospital hallway.

Grampa smells like that trunk with the wet bottom.

Grampa, Mom forgot to give you this.

Grampa!

Grampa?

Grampa's an old man who trusts us.

Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit.

Great plan, Bart.

Great story, lady.

Great toast, Marge! Oh, by the way, the night before the election...

Great. With McBain out of the way, nothing can stop us!

Greetings, Earthlings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened.

Gross!

Gross.

Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.

Guys, keep it down. I've got some last words.

Guys, unless you feel weird about taking money...

Had a shock of hair, red. Like the fires of hell.

Had I not chosen that seat, Martha, my love...

Hair. Hair. Just like everybody else.

Hand me your paper. I'll put it on the refrigerator.

Hands off!

Hang your head in shame.

Hang your heads in shame...

Has anyone turned in a left Vulcan ear?

Have fun and be sure to clear out by 6 for the Shriners.

Have I done something extraordinary here today? No.

Have I ever. The thought of doing wrong makes my stomach turn.

Have some fun. Frolic with him.

Have you beaten to a bloody pulp?

Have you found any dirt on Mary Bailey?

Have you seen ? Dad!

Have you seen an old man? He looks like me only wrinkled.

Having never received encouragement, I'm not sure how it should sound.

He ain't so stuck up once you get to

He blows his nose on towels and puts them back.

He can mix whitewash, right?

He certainly has. I learned a real lesson. Thanks, Dr. Hibbert.

He chews with his mouth open, he gambles.

He deplores violence.

He drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby.

He forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays.

He hangs out at a seedy bar with lowlifes.

He has the crowd going. Can he shake up mediocre slugger Bill McCloskey?

He is Homer Simpson, sir.

He knocks a guy into the sun and says, "Hot enough for you?"

He knows everything.

He learned how to fight in the projects of Capital City...

He made it!

He might have permanent injuries. You may have to wait on him...

He moved out this morning. He took his Copernicus costume.

He must never know about that carnival incident.

He needs double O negative blood. No one has it.

He offered to hook me up illegally to every channel for $50.

He only wants the glue because I'm using it.

He ruined my chance to get to know Mr. Bergstrom outside school.

He saw that.

He says, there are no easy answers! I say, he's not looking hard enough!

He should be honest and caring and well off and handsome!

He taught me that music is a fire that comes out your mouth.

He taught that the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty.

He thinks he's got it made. He's got his hi fi. His boob tube.

He thinks he's handsome. You've gotta make him look handsome!

He thinks he's so big.

He wants them to lose by less than five points.

He was a simple, kind and gentle man who loved his children and D'oh!

He was killed in the Great War. Held a grenade too long.

He was the drummer for the Beatles.

He wore it for a week in 1796. Before he beat the Sardinians.

He'd be happy at my farm. People think only mules can pull carts.

He'd like to commission a portrait.

He'll change American transportation forever!

He'll sit!

He's alive! Homer! Homer, wake up!

He's all things to men and maybe to a lucky gal. Wanna go to prom with me?

He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it.

He's banned for life from all company outings.

He's bought himself a decade of detention.

He's doing one of those be thankful stories.

He's ensuring the financial security of this company.

He's entering, and he's gonna win. Aren't you, boy?

He's erratic. He tends to explode.

He's freakishly big, though.

He's getting old, needs someone to fill in a few innings a night.

He's got Simpson in the open.

He's got us. There's nothing we can do. He's as good as dead.

He's here!

He's here.

He's Homer from sector 7 G.

He's long gone.

He's lying!

He's much happier at work.

He's never late. Something's wrong.

He's no stranger to danger.

He's not even housebroken.

He's not just my boss. He's my best friend.

He's offering us this because he knows he'll lose...

He's okay, folks!

He's perfect. Perfect in every way.

He's right. What's the use?

He's seen us through everything with competence and loving care.

He's smokin'.

He's spinning the Professor! That's disorienting!

He's suffering from what we call hypohemia.

He's taking the train to Capital City.

Hear about Miss Hoover? She drank some drain cleaner.

Hear Me Roar, the network for women.

Hear what? Oh, sure.

Heave, ho! Heave, ho! Heave, ho!

Hell is terrible! Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket.

Hell, hell, hell, hell....

Hell, yes!

Hello, Bart. You know the difference between telling the truth...

Hello, classmates. Instead of voting for an athletic hero or pretty boy...

Hello, Dolly.

Hello, Dr. Hibbert?

Hello, everyone.

Hello, friends. I'm Montgomery Burns, your next governor.

Hello, Homer?

Hello, Homer. Marge, you look dazzling!

Hello, I'm Plato.

Hello, I'm Troy McClure.

Hello, Marge.

Hello, Marge. Hello! I'm the one dying, not you.

Hello, Mr. Burns. Like to watch the fight?

Hello, Mr. Simpson. I'm Karl.

Hello, my name is Marge Simpson and I painted this.

Hello, Ned.

Hello, Ned.

Hello, something scary happening.

Hello, sponge cake. In case you're hungry, I made club sandwiches.

Hello, sponge cake. In case you're hungry, I made club sandwiches.

Hello, taste? Where are you?

Hello! I brought an assortment of jerkies.

Hello! What's this?

Hello?

Hello? Hello!

Hello? Hi, Lisa, what's wrong?

Hello? Yeah, he's here. Who is this? Milhouse?

Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.

Hello. We were in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop by.

Hello. We're glad we could come.

Hello. Well, you know what? I'm glad you're nervous...

Hello. What's this? For you, Marge. From merry ol' England.

Help me get a passing grade.

Help me! I didn't even want the comic!

Her confidence in you is shaken...

Herb, allow me to introduce my family. This is my wife, Marge.

Herbert Powell, great! Where can I find him?

Here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J. Moose.

Here comes the cavalry.

Here I opened Wide the door

Here it is: Putting.

Here she comes. Get the camera ready

Here we are.

Here we go. Boy meets beast.

Here you go, Apu.

Here you go, Bart.

Here you go, Mrs. Krabappel. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Here you go.

Here you go. A lumberjack's meal for my golfer.

Here you go. Smoke them in good health. Any lottery tickets with that?

Here you go. Take all you want, but eat all you take.

Here, Die Hard jumps through the window.

Here, have some ribbon candy. Boys love candy.

Here, we see how two circles, various t****zoids, ellipses...

Here.

Here's a brainless scene.

Here's a check for $106,000...

Here's a pen with my phone number on it.

Here's a rendering. Note the cobra wrapped around the naked chick.

Here's an example of the work being made at I & S Studios.

Here's our achievement in amusement technology.

Here's the deal, Grampa.

Here's the good part. You can cash in on this tragedy!

Here's the pitch. Swung on and missed. Strike three.

Here's your $1000.

Here's your headline, "Burns Can't Swallow Own Story."

Here's your stupid homework.

Herman, a special lady is having her birthday tomorrow.

Hey, alley cats. Save it for the honeymoon!

Hey, anybody up for a little so called pay TV?

Hey, Barney. Guess who's got a date for the prom?!

Hey, Bart dude. You look freaked.

Hey, Bart, could you give me one on credit?

Hey, Bea, I've got to ask you, what was death like?

Hey, beat it!

Hey, boy. Wanna toss the old ?! Why, that little liar!

Hey, Burns! Hey, rag arm!

Hey, cool. I'm dead!

Hey, Dad, look! You're on Jumbo Vision!

Hey, don't do that!

Hey, Dr. J.

Hey, everybody! How you doing?

Hey, everybody. I wanna Seymour Butts!

Hey, guys. Knock it off! It's just my wife.

Hey, handsome, wanna dunk the clown?

Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, Homer, did I wake you?

Hey, Homer, you're late for English!

Hey, is there a Butts here? A Seymour Butts?

Hey, it's Halloween. Put the book away.

Hey, kids! I spy Itchy and Scratchy off the port bow!

Hey, let's go! Emergency! Life or death here!

Hey, Lisa! It's me, Bart!

Hey, Lisa.

Hey, Lisa. Racing from Belmont? Horsies!

Hey, man, I don't want your stupid glue.

Hey, mellow out, old dudes, or I'll jam this baby into a river!

Hey, Milhouse, crank it up.

Hey, Moses. Keep them coming!

Hey, my boss!

Hey, neighbor. The Lord's given us a beautiful day, huh?

Hey, Otto! Can I use that microphone?

Hey, pretty slick.

Hey, Radioactive Man Number 72!

Hey, stop, cable man! Stop!

Hey, sure thing, Homer.

Hey, thanks, monkey man.

Hey, that's just crazy enough to work.

Hey, there, Mr. Brown Shoes.

Hey, today I'm gonna do it.

Hey, what are you doing?! No! Drop that drumstick!

Hey, what does everyone say to dinner at Krusty Burger? My treat!

Hey, what gives?

Hey, what's all the ?

Hey, what's the matter, son?

Hey, you did it!

Hey, you! You! Shut that door! Put that away!

Hey! Can we get some service over here?

Hey! I'm with you, Homer. Fight the power!

Hey! Settle down, boys and girls.

Hey! That putter is to you what a bat is to a baseball player...

Hi ho, faceless employees.

Hi, Bart.

Hi, children. Welcome to Springfield Gorge.

Hi, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?

Hi, Flanders.

Hi, Homer. I brought you

Hi, honey.

Hi, Kent!

Hi, kids!

Hi, kids!

Hi, kids! Guess what, Sideshow Mel.

Hi, kids. Thanks.

Hi, Marge. Sorry I didn't call, but it's been a madhouse here!

Hi, Mr. Burns.

Hi, my name is Richie Sakai.

Hi, Patty. Hi, Selma.

Hi! You're Homer's sister in law, right? I remember you.

Hi. What are you doing?

Hide! Deadly mothballs. Granny's kissing me!

Hilarious. What's wrong with that?

His blood is double O negative. It's rare.

His brother hit him with a wrench, mimicking a TV wrestling match.

His drool, it's warm!

His eyes have the seeming Of a demon that is dreaming

His life was an unbridled success until he found out he was a Simpson.

His name was Homer. Seven feet tall.

His teeth were jagged, but he could swallow you whole.

History has changed wrestling, perhaps forever.

Hold me, Smithers.

Hold on, I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch!

Holy mackerel!

Holy moly, it's beautiful!

Holy moly, it's beautiful!

Holy moly, talk about parenting.

Holy moly! 9:30.

Holy moly! That's the biggest one of those I ever saw!

Homer J. Simpson, I hate you!

Homer Sexual!

Homer Sexual.

Homer Simpson, you've been promoted. You're now an executive.

Homer Simpson! You haven't been here in 20 years.

Homer Simpson? Oh, yeah. Junior varsity shot putter.

Homer Simpson.

Homer vs. Lisa vs. The 8th Commandment

Homer was never stubborn. He always folded instantly.

Homer, breakfast is ready.

Homer, don't be a sap.

Homer, I think Rudyard Kipling said it best.

Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing.

Homer, I'd like you to forgive me for doing the right thing.

Homer, it's really coming down. Could you check on the boys?

Homer, lighten up. You're making happy hour bitterly ironic.

Homer, look at me!

Homer, meet my team of engineers. They're gonna build your car.

Homer, our kids showed us something today, huh?

Homer, that heart attack made me realize that I'm going to die someday.

Homer, that suit doesn't leave much to the imagination.

Homer, we've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.

Homer, you didn't ask for rack and pinion steering, did you?

Homer, you encouraged him. You should be strangling yourself!

Homer, you're his father. Reason with him.

Homer!

Homer!

Homer! Go ahead, Lisa.

Homer?

Homer?

Homer?

Homer? Homer?

Homer.

Homer. Brave, young Bart.

Homer. Here to give your marriage a little spit shine?

Homer. Homer! X Y Z.

Homework?

Homie, my sisters are here.

Homie, quit tossing.

Honey, honey, wake up.

Honey, your food is getting cold.

Hope that didn't scare you. Maggie, you're grown up now.

Hope they can fit a turkey in there.

How about a hug?

How about some miniature golf, followed by frosty milkshakes?

How about that local sports team, huh?

How about that? We're in the record book!

How about we go fishing?

How about you, Ralph?

How can one little insulated wire bring so much happiness?

How can we tell we're doing it right?

How can you be for one form of expression, like our naked friend...

How could the only thing I've ever been sure about be wrong?

How could you ask for it? You don't know what it is.

How do I look?

How do we turn Joe Six pack against Mary Bailey?

How do we turn Joe Six pack against Mary Bailey?

How does one steer clear of this?

How long are we gonna do this?

How long have you been on the streets?

How many of you were hit with mallets last week?

How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?

How much longer was Sherbert planning on making this?

How much will it cost?

How much?

How romantic!

How should I put this? Proud of it.

How your father and I first met and fell in love.

How's this?

How's this? A batch of your wife's delicious blueberry muffins...

Howdy, stranger!

Howdy. I'm a Texas cowboy from 1830.

However, any hair growth while using it will be coincidental.

However, I will not overlook the 342 violations I have observed today.

Hug the rail. It won't go in, but you set up an easy deuce.

Huh?

Hump and dewlap. Hump and dewlap.

Hungry Are the Damned.

Hurry, Mom! All the good comics will be gone!

I agree. Bart, shut that off and sit down.

I ain't loving it.

I almost forgot. To add a real element of danger...

I already prayed, and we can't both win.

I also understand bowling.

I always knew you'd make the world better.

I always wanted one of these.

I am Akira. May I take your order?

I am an anesthesiologist.

I am in constant pain.

I am looking at him right

I am trying to.... Is that it?

I apologize for my husband.

I believe everything you say, with your words and Semitic good looks.

I bet he didn't study again.

I bet you'd like an autograph. Nurse?

I blame myself. I should've had this talk a long time ago.

I busted my hump all week and all I got was 50 cents.

I call it the Monroe box.

I call it, Bad Dream House.

I called all three Herbert Powells, nothing.

I can and do! Go to your room! There, I did it.

I can feel an evil presence in here.

I can hold these nails in place with my tail.

I can leave without screaming or saying a bad word.

I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you.

I can protect my kids, but many others are being warped each afternoon.

I can save this company millions a year. How?

I can still taste the sauce. And get this:

I can tell she really cared.

I can think of many cogent arguments. The first is from Time magazine:

I can turn it on and off like a faucet.

I can write this thing myself! You're fired!

I can't afford it. When I can afford to pay for it, I will.

I can't believe it. Our baby sister.

I can't believe you gave up because of one small minded art teacher.

I can't believe you guys.

I can't call Marge. It's our last day together.

I can't drag her into this mess. I'll call Barney.

I can't explain it, but I get the same thrill from jumping stuff...

I can't forget what happened to that poor dingo. What could've done it?

I can't go! I was born here. I thought I'd die here.

I can't kid myself. I'm having an ethical crisis.

I can't tell you how sorry I am.

I can't vote, but I suggest Martin. Martin?

I can't wait any longer. Hold on, Marge. I'm coming home!

I can't! Not after I've seen Capital City!

I can't. It's my girlfriend Bea's birthday.

I could crush him like an ant. But it would be easy.

I could have been watching cartoons!

I couldn't ask you to do that. Maggie and Lisa are a handful

I couldn't help hearing about your money.

I couldn't tell you. It was a labor of love.

I dance and spell out the name of the city to "Baby Elephant Walk."

I decided I don't want the shoes.

I demand a re count.

I did everything I could and I've only got 35 bucks.

I did go away, Mom!

I did it last week.

I did save room for your special pumpkin pie.

I did some research and discovered a startling thing.

I did what any soldier would do when a grenade threatens his commander.

I didn't expect things to change this much.

I didn't have the money. So, I went to my sisters.

I didn't know they made TV dinners this bad.

I didn't know TV was a dangerous influence.

I didn't know you liked animals.

I didn't realize it, but a part of my childhood had slipped away, forever.

I didn't realize this was going to turn into a charged political debate.

I didn't ruin Thanksgiving, she did. I always get blamed.

I didn't think you'd understand.

I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play.

I do not care who kills who.

I do sympathize with your situation, Mr. Simpson.

I don't believe I've tried the flying fish roll.

I don't believe it. "I won't watch your show, buy your products...

I don't blame you for being upset.

I don't care about his money, I love him!

I don't care for this at all.

I don't care how this looks. He's gonna mop up with your son's butt.

I don't deserve it, Grampa. No one here does.

I don't hate this.

I don't have an explan Love you, love you, love you!

I don't have to give blood. I have rights.

I don't know how to say this, but....

I don't know if he had braces, but they're perfect.

I don't know what you're doing but your father's trying to worry.

I don't know what you're doing but your father's trying to worry.

I don't know who or what God is exactly.

I don't know who put you up to this...

I don't know why I should care...

I don't know you. Our wives are friends. We just met.

I don't know, but it is.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know why I enjoyed it...

I don't know. I just dip in and out.

I don't know. I'll miss you and all, but

I don't know. One person can make a difference but probably shouldn't.

I don't know. They just do.

I don't know. You and I might have different ideas...

I don't like everything about them. Just their heads.

I don't mind it here, but in court, doesn't he have to tell the truth?

I don't need this. I've got a master's degree in folklore.

I don't see how that despicable man has a chance against Mary Bailey...

I don't see why this is necessary.

I don't see your name on this barstool.

I don't tell you how to do your job, okay?

I don't think adults have ever sat down and watched them before.

I don't think I can.

I don't think I've ever felt as close to you as I do right

I don't think it is in the cornstarch canister.

I don't think that it's broken. Here, let me try.

I don't think there's anything left to say.

I don't wanna.

I don't want the kids to hear. I always hated hearing my parents fight.

I don't want to hear it, McBain! You're out of here!

I don't want to see anything till it's finished.

I don't want to wait to find out if you love me anymore.

I don't watch him every minute. But we're getting cable for free.

I drag him over, he has a beer. Can't blame him for erupting.

I dread the day when $100,000 isn't worth groveling for.

I enjoy the glass blower at Old Springfield.

I enjoyed writing this book as much as you enjoyed reading it.

I enrolled in Screenwriting.

I feel awful. I forget that we have it better than the Simpsons.

I feel faint.

I feel like I've violated Matthew 19: 19.

I feel like Radiation Man!

I feel that way about Homer.

I feel the same about you.

I finally understand the meaning of....

I flung a shutter With a flirt and flutter

I fooled you! So long, suckers!

I fought it for six hours. One word and I toss it back.

I found Dimoxinil, the breakthrough in hair regrowth.

I found out that to hire professionals to do all the jobs of a housewife...

I gave up fame and breakfast for my marriage.

I get it! Here's 20 bucks. Now, will you tell me where my brother lives?

I get out at noon, and I'm already invited to a party.

I get two red for my back, a yellow one for my arrhythmia..

I got a D minus! I passed! I got a D minus!

I got a peptic ulcer, my wife wants a new car and I need a root canal.

I got a skillet and some butter with your name on it.

I got a test I'm not ready for. Can you crash the bus?

I got an A on my vocabulary test.

I got held back in the fourth grade. Twice.

I got it! The Mystery Spot!

I got my problems. Give me another one.

I gotta call Marge

I gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister in law, Selma.

I gotta go.

I guess I wanted to show that beneath Mr. Burns' fearsome head...

I guess I'll have no trouble getting to sleep tonight.

I guess I'm no artist.

I guess she thought he was cute. What? Hey!

I guess the moral is, no good deed goes unrewarded.

I guess there's nothing more to say but

I guess they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.

I guess you want me to take you home?

I had a discomforting thought on the way here.

I had a speech, but my dog ate it.

I had him for four years. Solid "C" student. Made a lamp last year.

I had to work, washing your dishes and toilets!

I hardly see what destroying our meager possessions will accomplish.

I hate that fish!

I hate that icky soup skin.

I hate to pull you away from your exercise...

I have a feeling you'll be the guests of honor.

I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?

I have an announcement to make. The Simpsons have cable!

I have an announcement. As a family growth thing...

I have an announcement. I've decided to give Bea's money away...

I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.

I have hair!

I have hair. I have hair!

I have laryngitis and it hurts to talk, so I'll just say one thing:

I have my first solo. If you miss it, start looking for a child therapist.

I have never been so embarrassed in my life!

I have no roots. All I know is that...

I have proof that he's head of a drug cartel!

I have this unpleasant feeling I've never had before.

I haven't forgotten you. Here.

I haven't had this much fun in years.

I heard about the cartoons. Tough break.

I heard she fell down a well.

I heard that in the third grade. It's not scary.

I heard that, Bart Jr. I want to see both of you after class.

I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day...

I hope I can find a man like that.

I hope we can count on your support.

I hope we're not spoiling them.

I hope you're not taking this seriously.

I hung it on me wall. You're quite an artist.

I just hope you didn't lose respect for me.

I just inherited $106,000...

I just meant you could afford to run for governor.

I just told you pretty much everything.

I just want to say these people have been super to me and Sideshow Mel.

I just want you to know that I love you, Dad!

I just wanted to give you this. I'll leave now.

I keep asking for water.

I knew this stuff would be handy.

I knew you had personality!

I knew you'd blow it!

I know he could be anywhere! Narrow it down, please!

I know how fragile young talent is. Tell me how your gift was squashed.

I know how you feel.

I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, you can.

I know something that may discourage this behavior.

I know this may sound silly at first...

I know this story doesn't end with you telling it to us.

I know what it is, a new tie.

I know what it is. Make an example of this hooligan.

I know what they are! Get to the point.

I know you. Come back here!

I know you're mad. I'm gonna stand outside until you forgive me.

I know. Another year together. It's gonna be hell.

I know. Toodley doodley.

I like that confidence but don't pressure him. Todd's very good.

I like the cut of your jib.

I like this.

I like to think I do something helpful for every student.

I like to think that there's no line you could cross...

I love dogs. Babies too.

I love it. I am nature's greatest miracle."

I love the Spurs. If you're betting, they're gonna win it all.

I love this kid. Hawk your brains out.

I love those kids! They got such a great attitude!

I love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard.

I love you, Dad.

I love you! But I must kill you!

I made my choice and I stand by it.

I may never come back.

I meant career wise. That nuclear power plant will be opening soon.

I met Homer in high school. We married and had three beautiful children.

I met this girl, Marge, and I wanna force her to like me.

I might as well kill two birds with one stone.

I might have a little surprise up my sleeve...

I miss him so much already that I don't know....

I miss my daddy.

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

I need a price check on two g****s. You heard me, Phil.

I need one more day to study, Lord. I need your help.

I need some guidance, counselor.

I need some money A lot of money

I need that money. Please !

I need the money to buy a baby to raise in the box.

I need to take a walk.

I never got any. I never painted again.

I never knew what Superman saw in her. Give me Wonder Woman.

I never lost anyone special to me.

I never told you, but sometimes when I'm at work, I think of you and smile.

I nodded, nearly napping Suddenly there came a tapping

I notice little things about Homer.

I once watched Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo bare knuckled for 113 rounds!

I only hope we can put our differences aside for the next few hours.

I paid for this car, tuxedo and the two dinners! We're going to the prom!

I passed! I passed! I passed! I got a D minus!

I passed! l

I passed. I got a D minus! I passed!

I played in my childlike way, not realizing I was about to be struck...

I poured my heart into that centerpiece!

I promise we'll have fun. We're gonna see lions.

I promised my boy one simple thing: Lots of riches.

I promoted someone in touch with workers.

I reached step one. She knew I existed. The problem was, she didn't care.

I really wanted to do that one.

I remember their off key caterwauling on the old Sullivan show.

I remember you.

I said a place to put my drink.

I said I hated you, and we haven't talked since then.

I said little help. Throw me the ball, Poindexter.

I said, isn't it?

I said, isn't it?

I said, sit!

I sat through mercy and forgiveness. Finally, we get to the good stuff.

I saw the best meals Of my generation destroyed

I see he touched you too.

I see.

I see. Every Joe Meatball and Sally Housecoat in this godforsaken state...

I see. Quite ingenious.

I see. Rubber stamp, thank you, next in line. Is that it?

I sent the portrait to the only man whose opinion I could trust.

I shall be blunt. We have reason to believe you've eaten poison.

I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!

I should be going. I have a big forensics meet tomorrow.

I should have And I was gonna play pickle.

I should've slept on it, or at least stared blankly.

I shouldn't call her that. Bite my tongue.

I slaved in the kitchen for days for you people and

I squeeze his juice each morning. I tuck him in at night.

I stand corrected! A million bucks is A Okay!

I stand corrected.

I stand corrected.

I suppose if he'd been able to do it, we might've given him the $5.

I sure as hell can't tell you we learned about hell...

I think Casper's the ghost of Richie Rich.

I think he thinks I'm an idiot!

I think I did

I think if he applies himself, trains real hard, he could go another foot.

I think it sucks.

I think it's time for you to talk to someone.

I think Lisa has the mumps.

I think that you should look me in the eyes and find out.

I think the boy's hurt.

I think there's one over there.

I think we found the reason why you've been throwing up in the morning.

I think we lost them. And we're at the ballpark! All right!

I think we should call an ambulance, sir.

I think you have the mumps. I'll call Dr. Hibbert.

I thought I did.

I thought we had a deal.

I thought we'd be pals forever.

I thought you dropped out.

I thought your car was cool.

I threw myself upon it and bore its terrible brunt.

I tied my dog outside myself!

I told them you would. Don't make me a liar!

I told you to show support.

I told you you'd be back!

I told you. My baby beat me up.

I too know the sting of male pattern baldness.

I tried every tincture, poultice, tonic and medicine there is.

I tried ordering you, punishing you, and I even tried reasoning with you.

I tried to be a good babysitter, but I failed.

I tried to repel him, really.

I truly believed you were Hemingway. Bravo, Martin.

I understand, Krusty.

I understand.

I understand.

I used to rile Connie Mack with that one at old Shibe Park.

I used to think hair loss was inevitable.

I usually insist on approving Marge's dates, but you're a solid citizen.

I wanna have a heart to heart talk!

I want a place in this car to put my drink!

I want a place in this car to put my drink!

I want a tear gas pen, a blowgun with paralyzer darts

I want every detail. Or is your tongue too tired?

I want him in my office at 9:00, Monday morning.

I want Homer to grow up respecting his father.

I want my last hours of family life to be happy ones.

I want the whole world to hear the story of my struggle with hypohemia.

I want to dedicate this fight to my manager, Vinnie, who got me here...

I want to dictate my epitaph.

I want to go to Mt. Splashmore

I want to know why my money isn't bringing you happiness.

I want to see the manager!

I want to tell you that I'm not watching this fight.

I want to thank you for letting me get it off my chest.

I want you to clear out all the weeds. You do know which ones are weeds?

I want you to make yourselves at home.

I want you to say to yourself, "I deserve this.

I want you to see what your sick little girl did.

I want you to weave your magic with my executives.

I wanted Carl Yastrzemski with the big sideburns!

I wanted to subscribe to the arts and crafts channel.

I wanted to tell you about a new BBQ joint.

I warn you, if you continue to disrupt the court...

I was afraid you'd cancel so I stayed away...

I was big man on campus until my senior year...

I was checking out the skirts at the carnival when I first saw her.

I was graceful. I was witty. Brother, I was something!

I was just wondering if...

I was miles away, writhing in agony in the pits of hell!

I was napping, and you came rapping And so faintly you came tapping

I was never one to back away from a snowball fight.

I was too focused on the task at hand.

I was watching the DuMont last night and I caught a documentary on Rommel.

I was wondering if you and l, you know..

I went bird watching and saw a grackle.

I will death defy nature and gravity by leaping over this water tank...

I will read them in no particular order.

I wish I had amoria phlebitis.

I wish I was an adult so I could break rules.

I wish the government would get off his back.

I wish this handshake would never end, but we still have...

I wish we were as close as the Flanders.

I won't be staying long. I just learned I have Lyme disease.

I won't live in this evil house just to save money.

I won't show the horrors of our Three Stooges ward.

I wonder Oh, my God.

I wonder if he'll talk about that fish.

I wonder if you'd join me. My treat.

I wonder why stories of degradation and humiliation make you more popular.

I wonder why the kids are late getting home.

I would also like to dedicate this fight to this manager.

I would be delighted.

I would like to see you set an example by not watching...

I wouldn't go if you were Elliott Gould!

I wouldn't mind a third eye, would you?

I wouldn't recommend it.

I wouldn't stay on a bet!

I wrote a poem for you this afternoon.

I yearn to tell the story of a young Hindu...

I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands.

I'd ask the parents concerned about this to write in.

I'd be lying if I didn't say this scares me a little.

I'd better keep my good eye on you.

I'd hate for you to think that what I'm gonna say is based on emotion.

I'd have thought an atomic bomb would kill him.

I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance.

I'd like to dedicate this song to my wife, Patty.

I'd like to present the man who made this sign possible...

I'd like to sign up for something.

I'd like to talk about a candy that cleans and straightens your teeth!

I'd raise my hand if I could.

I'd rather tell you a different story.

I'd say something comforting, but you know, my voice.

I'll bide my time until....

I'll bide my time.

I'll come as soon as I can leave here.

I'll do it.

I'll even bring the thickest, juiciest T bones you've ever seen.

I'll explain one more time, and then I'm going to hang up on you.

I'll get it so the ink will run and no one can read it.

I'll get right to it. I'm getting older and uglier.

I'll get the iodine.

I'll go to the prom with you.

I'll just turn on the trusty bug zapper.

I'll let you get acquainted with Señor Xtapolapocetl. Ta.

I'll make it, Mom. Just tape my lunch box to my hand.

I'll name her Princess.

I'll never speak to you again! I have no son!

I'll rely on their intelligence and good judgment.

I'll rent a limo! I'll buy you a corsage!

I'll see the dame who blew my one big chance.

I'll set fire to my hair, rip my clothes!

I'll share something with you. Hop in.

I'll show them what one screwball can do!

I'll show you mad in the morning!

I'll show you something...

I'll sludge you, you old bat.

I'll stick this where the sun don't shine.

I'll take 1 to 3, Milhouse will have 4 to 6...

I'll take it!

I'll take it.

I'll take some white meat to go, and send up the pie.

I'll take that as a compliment. Will you go out with me? Say oui.

I'll take that bet.

I'll take that, stinkpot! Just warming up, Mrs. Bloominstein.

I'll take these three.

I'll tell you one thing, Greasy Joe is sorry he ever met me!

I'll tell you the most important words you'll ever hear...

I'll tell you what, why don't we invite him to dinner?

I'll tell you what, why don't you come here?

I'll tell you what. Whenever you feel alone...

I'll try this little pink one here.

I'll try.

I'll wither and die like a flower.

I'm a big, fat pig!

I'm a feeb.

I'm a spare. Excuse me.

I'm a work of art! Last Supper, eat your heart out.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. I hope you understand.

I'm afraid it's broken. That's all of them.

I'm afraid that is stealing. I think you must do something.

I'm afraid that when I look at you...

I'm alive! And I couldn't be happier!

I'm Antoine "Tex" O'Hara. I own the Isotopes.

I'm as shocked as you.

I'm aware of his work. Thank you, and keep watching the skies.

I'm B positive. Damn this gutter blood!

I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

I'm Beatrice Simmons. My friends call me Bea.

I'm Dave Shutton. I'm a reporter who's on the road a lot.

I'm done working. Working's for chumps.

I'm doomed to walk through this life alone.

I'm for equal rights, but do we need an amendment?

I'm game if you are, Flanders.

I'm glad I'm not crying.

I'm glad somebody stepped in and put an end to this nonsense.

I'm glad you're here to witness what may be my grisly death.

I'm going alone. You stay here and explain to Bart...

I'm going on a diet! From now on...

I'm going somewhere.

I'm going to write a figure down.

I'm gonna let them come to me and plead their case and then I'll decide.

I'm gonna make it!

I'm gonna miss you too. Not.

I'm gonna miss you, boy.

I'm happy to say that he only had a mild arrhythmia.

I'm haunting a family in Texas.

I'm here to talk to you about my little friend Blinky.

I'm here! Where's that millionaire chip off the old block I call sonny?

I'm home! I'm home!

I'm in a Caribbean mood tonight.

I'm in the kitchen, Homer.

I'm insulted. Is this a book report or a witch hunt?

I'm intrigued. What does she look like?

I'm just a little nervous.

I'm just gonna walk around the block to calm down.

I'm just rambling because you keep staring at me, but it's true.

I'm Kent Brockman. Welcome to another Smartline.

I'm Larry King. In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.

I'm Leo G. Clark, inventor and operator of Truck a saurus.

I'm looking for Abe Simpson. It's important

I'm Mr. Bergstrom. You can make fun of my name.

I'm never gonna live this down. Damn Flanders.

I'm not a starlet who can't string two words together.

I'm not asking you to like me or let me touch your goodies. Just be fair.

I'm not done yet, Marge.

I'm not in any French class. This was a brilliant scheme to get to know you.

I'm not mad at you. Shows you been paying attention.

I'm not missing anything. Frozen ears.

I'm not perfect, like Ned Flanders.

I'm not sleeping with the lights on.

I'm not sure I love you anymore.

I'm not surprised. She's always the lucky one.

I'm not talking about the small, forgivable stuff.

I'm only 81.

I'm only human. Now look, here's what we're gonna do:

I'm only paid to drive.

I'm only watching because Brandy knows the body is hidden in the boathouse.

I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out.

I'm referring to women who love too much, fear of winning, sex aholism.

I'm ringing doorbells for Mary Bailey.

I'm so funny!

I'm so sorry, Mr. Burns.

I'm sorry all right. Sorry I came back here!

I'm sorry to bother you, but I threw a man out of my house today.

I'm sorry, Bart. I don't know the rules of your sport.

I'm sorry, Homer.

I'm sorry, Kent. It's just when the camera gets on me

I'm sorry, Lisa.

I'm sorry, you're not ready. Pick up your check. And put some clothes on!

I'm sorry. But I just couldn't hurt Homer.

I'm sorry. I know I was going too fast. Just give me a ticket.

I'm sorry. You can't help being dumb.

I'm sorry. You seem like a nice guy. But I really don't have the time.

I'm sorry. You're very nice, but it's the children I love.

I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave.

I'm stuck in a dead end job again. The kids will hate me...

I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a protractor.

I'm sure it is.

I'm sure it tells us what we'll get and where to pick it up.

I'm sure Mom agrees with me.

I'm sure there's room for both.

I'm the executor of the estate.

I'm too nervous. You do it.

I'm trying to earn a living here, all right? Stop!

I'm up! I'm up!

I'm using the original notches!

I'm willing to put that on a certificate.

I'm your best friend, but I've gotta say...

I've been failing a lot of tests recently.

I've been looking for a substitute to teach me a lesson I sorely need.

I've been saving up, but I'll spend it all on us!

I've been wanting to tell you off for years...

I've broken that dozens of times.

I've decided to choose your Bald Adonis.

I've got a dried out end piece with your name on it.

I've got dried apricots, almond paste, sauerkraut candy.

I've got some cocoa on the stove. Who wants imitation marshmallows.

I've got suds in the rumpus room, if you'll join me.

I've gotta convince my supervisor to give me time off.

I've had enough of your posing! I can finish the portrait myself.

I've invented something fun. The sled.

I've just robbed a man of his livelihood and yet I feel empty.

I've made a couple of important decisions

I've never changed the world. I don't know how long it takes.

I've never seen him this mad, and he's always kind of mad.

I've noticed that Lisa seems to feel she has no strong male role model.

I've spent years searching for my long Iost twin brother

I've suffered at the paws of this dog...

I've told my girlfriends about you and they have chores too.

If a man takes bread to feed his starving family, that's stealing?

If Bart wins tomorrow, you have to mow my lawn.

If he's not in action, he's in traction. Captain Lance Murdock!

If I could borrow...

If I could call your attention to the Subsidy Appropriations...

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to bribe me.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to bribe me.

If I hadn't thought of a nickname, all our lives might've been spared.

If I have to move heaven and earth, I'm going to find him!

If I said no the first time, would I say yes the second time?

If I take you, will you two shut up?

If I want pork chops in the middle of the night, he'll fry them up?

If I was governor, I'd do things a lot differently.

If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr. Burns' office now and

If it's okay with you...

If it's on the way, could you drop me at my house?

If Maggie gets sick, call here.

If not, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids.

If one looked up "courage", one might find a photo of these two gladiators.

If she drinks cleanser

If she sticks her finger in a socket, here.

If someone of your stature can enjoy a beer, maybe I'm wrong on the subject.

If that was a car, you'd be dead now.

If the core explodes, there won't be any power to light that sign.

If these changes are an improvement...

If they're ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner.

If we can't find a babysitter, we can't go! What a kick in the teeth.

If we had known each other better, my leaving would actually mean something.

If we have time, Chicago, Boston, Los Angeles.

If you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened you would die.

If you ask me...

If you build a balloon for every cartoon character...

If you didn't catch it in the theater or rent it..

If you don't behave we'll turn around and go home.

If you don't believe me, look at this book I found.

If you don't mind, I'll run alongside the train...

If you don't, I'll never believe you ever again.

If you hadn't tied me up, I could be saving the comic.

If you have a sullen teenager, press 1.

If you have consumed blowfish venom, and the chef said it's probable...

If you have double O negative blood, please report to the bloodmobile.

If you have sensitive kids, maybe you should tuck them into bed...

If you knew how to learn

If you look close, you can make them out.

If you miss it, you better be dead or in jail. If you're in jail, break out!

If you need anything, just squeeze the wheeze.

If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.

If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. Try to break some capillaries.

If you want him to live, roll him onto his stomach.

If you were governor, you could decide what's safe.

If you'd like to buy, they're $1.

If you'll forgive me, your devotion to your fans is remarkable.

If you're not doing anything this Friday No.

If you're not happy, why don't you spread it around?

If you're through with your pemmican, why don't we sing a song?

If you've got plans already

Impatient people think that, patient people know better.

In a few moments, the government inspection team will be here...

In a sample taken in our classroom...

In but a few scant minutes, the anticipation

In case any of you have thought about this...

In case any of you have thought about this...

In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink!

In closing, I'd like to thank you. "What's that?" you say.

In here, Mr. Simpson.

In my day, we didn't talk that way to elders.

In stepped a Raven Of the days of yore

In Sunday school we learned stealing is a sin.

In the event of a zero...

In the meantime, please don't do anything stupid.

In the off chance of a nuclear disaster...

In the Silverdome, now ablaze with flashbulbs...

In this department we go by the book.

In your face! Yeah! How do you like them apples?

Indeed.

Innocent! Everybody's innocent.

Instead of listening, you're telling people what they want.

Instead, you've soiled it forever.

Interesting. Good luck.

Interesting....

Iodine.

Ironic. This anonymous clan of slack jawed troglodytes...

Is Grampa Simpson a saint, a rich nut, or both?

Is he well enough for me to start mothering him?

Is it ready? What a question! Students, prepare to be dazzled.

Is it water? Is it wine? Oh, my gosh, it's turpentine

Is Marge here?

Is Martin gonna get to do anything neat...

Is my dog dead, ma'am?

Is someone talking? I didn't hear anything.

Is that Selma? Ring a ding ding!

Is that some way to show your gratitude? No gold, no diamonds.

Is the way to solve a problem with something you love to throw it away?

Is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?

Is there room at your table for an old man?

Is there some confusion about this? Take it! Take it, you poor schmo!

Is this H. Powell of Detroit, Michigan?

Is this legal?

Is this on? Young people of Springfield...

Is your book report ready?

Isn't it nice we hate the same things?

Isn't that what you said before the recall of Krusty Brand Mayonnaise?

Isn't there anything faster than a microwave? Four. Three.

Isn't there something you'd like to say to her?

It all happened while I was courting your mother.

It also gives me the right, no, the duty to make a complete ass of myself.

It could easily have been me. Very easily.

It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life.

It destroyed itself rather than live with us.

It has been a great week, hasn't it, Lis?

It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon...

It is difficult. The best strategy is to play conservatively.

It is not my dog!

It is not the worst excuse I ever thought up. Wise guy.

It is time.

It is time. Give Simpson...

It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for 100.

It is?

It isn't that simple.

It just means you can't wave your fanny in public.

It just seems too good to be true.

It looks like a cigar. Isn't that neat?

It may be a kind of super fish.

It may be a map to ancient treasure, or directions to a house.

It should cry out:

It takes a ripe piece of cheese to catch the mouse.

It was "Nuclear Plant Employee, Spouses and No More Than Three Kids Night"...

It was a beautiful service.

It was a desolate place of danger and disease.

It was busy. Moe, another last beer, please.

It was carved by Mesoamerican Indians 3000 years ago.

It was hard on me, having him around the house.

It was just about to go into the gutter and made a nice spin.

It was my wedding dress.

It was never the hair. You did it, because you believed you could.

It was on my list with a lot of other things I didn't get to do today.

It was one of those immature

It was probably just a wallaby. Now come on.

It was so quiet, I could hear each smart ass remark.

It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.

It was written in 1845. Maybe people were easier to scare.

It wasn't me. It was my wife's idea. Yeah!

It won't cost you a thing

It would've been cool to get that million.

It wouldn't do any good to run because you know my name, right?

It wouldn't last.

It'll be like a sleepover.

It'll be okay. Just read the note!

It's "Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding and Helping."

It's $1000. Burns would can my butt.

It's 1:00. If you wanna keep me, I'm afraid it's gonna be $45 an hour.

It's a 3000 year old riddle with no answer.

It's a 59. That's another F.

It's a crusade against cartoon violence

It's a fixer upper. What's the problem?

It's a great day for the Palace of Fine Arts.

It's a harmless cookbook. It's just a little dusty.

It's a lack of blood.

It's a list of the things Lisa and I can and can't do.

It's a long shot, but

It's a mistake. You're due to arrive when the Yankees win the pennant.

It's a nice message of sharing.

It's a penalty kick

It's a shame. I hate those cartoons.

It's a tribute to the women who made our country great.

It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day...

It's about these pirates...

It's all his fault.

It's all I've got. I sold seeds. I visited my aunt in the nursing home.

It's already built!

It's also the inning I wish I had a zipper in the front.

It's an asphalt spreader! It's 67 tools in one!

It's an honor, Lance. How you feeling?

It's an isolation chamber.

It's an outfit that won't require a college education.

It's because you're an average schmo.

It's blowfish, sir. But I should warn you that one

It's broken, Mom. Mom, it's broken.

It's called Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit.

It's called, The Raven.

It's Charlene.

It's coming down! The cable stays. The foot has spoken.

It's coming up, son. It's coming up.

It's cooling on the windowsill.

It's different than when I washed your pants with the 20 in the pocket

It's different than when I washed your pants with the 20 in the pocket

It's different, I'll give you that.

It's for mommies and daddies who love each other.

It's funny because it's true!

It's good to see you. Gotta pick up my old man! Bye!

It's Gorilla Week on Million Dollar Movie.

It's got a chance. Yes, sir.

It's got great high ceilings!

It's gotta be a fake.

It's hard to choose. It all looks so terrible

It's hard to find your beauty if you're shouting at a little girl.

It's hard to picture you at the crossroads of life. So many questions.

It's Homer Simpson. One of the schmoes from sector 7 G.

It's in the second drawer from the right. No, no, the other one.

It's in the union contract. One token promotion per year.

It's just a dumb mud puddle.

It's just that easy!

It's kind of a Catch 22.

It's like reals ville, daddy o.

It's looking good, Mr. Simpson. It's looking very good.

It's my form of nonviolent protest.

It's my homage to some heroes...

It's my metabolism. I'm one of the lucky ones.

It's my sad duty to report...

It's no problem.

It's no trouble! I've got a garage full of tools.

It's no use, fellows.

It's not like I'm asking you to give blood for free.

It's not quite as large as the last one...

It's not so bad. You'll die someplace else.

It's not that far to the ground. The rains probably softened it up.

It's not that I don't love the guy. I'm always sticking up for him.

It's not that I don't love you.

It's not that simple

It's not the end of the world. Before we got married, we hardly watched TV.

It's not the end of the world. We all loved that quilt.

It's okay, son. You can recover.

It's one thing to be a link in a chain. It's another to start one.

It's our pleasure to provide you with entertainment on your journey.

It's perfect.

It's possible.

It's pretty stupid, but so far you're the front runner.

It's pretty stupid, but so far you're the front runner.

It's remorse, you burlesque of irrepressible youth.

It's safe! This was an isolated incident!

It's Simpson, and these aren't my pills.

It's so unfair. Just because he's different.

It's somewhere. It didn't just get up and walk away.

It's supposed to clear your mind.

It's the Bill and Marty Show.

It's the imaginary tale where he marries Larva Girl.

It's the life of the substitute teacher. He's a fraud.

It's thin, but that's okay. Could be a check.

It's time for bed.

It's time to be honest.

It's time to give away my love like cheap wine.

It's times like this that I'm thankful...

It's too hot, maniac! Turn on the air already!

It's tragic, but it's a small price to pay for top notch entertainment.

It's true, Bart. We used to shoot pool and go dancing.

It's true. Now, you'll have lots of special people in your life.

It's your dad's.

It's your fault America has lost its way.

Itchy and Scratchy have lost their edge.

Jack Nicholson couldn't make that shot.

Jack, I think the baby might be yours.

Jackpot! A sellout crowd at the Super Bowl...

Jeezum Crow! Look at the size of that rock!

Jerry, what's the sticker price?

Jiko Kanri, the art of self management.

Johnny, Harrison, Brooklyn Bob, and yeah, even Reggie.

Joke's on them.

Just a little dim, I guess.

Just a minute. My son has a very good chance.

Just a quick game of hacky sack.

Just ask Coach Flanagan. And ask Mr. Seckofsky and Barney Gumble!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I wrecked something she worked hard at and made her

Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years.

Just get inside already.

Just get that ape to my house and we'll buy him off with a banana!

Just give him a nickel and let's get going!

Just kidding.

Just leave me enough to get home.

Just mouth polite nothings.

Just putting a few things in the trunk.

Just resting my eyes!

Just stick it in the refrigerator when you're done, Bart. Bart?

Just walk me to my car.

Kaboom!

Karl, you saved me. Why?

Keep her away! She's got that crazy look again!

Keep your head down. Follow through.

Keep your head down. Not you, I'm talking to the boy.

Kevin's biting me. Here's a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph."

Kickball? There ain't no kickball in 1830. Any other questions?

Kids worshiping ghosts, pretending to be devils...

Kids, could you lighten up?

Kids, it's late.

Kids, look! Street crime.

Kids, please leave. I don't want you to see this.

Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties.

Kissed the teacher?!

Knock it off. Don't start blubbering on me.

Knock what off?

Know what I'd settle for? The medical bills and an apology.

Know where this bastard lives? His parents aren't married.

Kogen's got Wolodarsky open way down field. Oh, what a hit!

Ladies and gentlemen, a 10 year old who's brave and bold!

Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children.

Ladies and gentlemen, Capital City's newest sensation: Dancin' Homer!

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed stockholders...

Ladies and gentlemen, Hurray for Everything...

Ladies and gentlemen, may I invite you to behold...

Ladies and gentlemen, the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a draw.

Ladies and gentlemen. You already know that with a little love...

Ladies, gentlemen, parents. Welcome to the first in a series of concerts.

Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to combat evil.

Laramie Hi Tars, hard pack.

Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.

Last night, you prayed for this. Now your prayers have been answered.

Last resort. Old Grampa, the feeb.

Last year you got rambunctious and mooned the umpire.

Later, he said he was confused by his respect for me.

Later, Mrs. K.

Latest polls are in. It's dead even: 50 50.

Lay down!

Lay down.

Leave it to old Mary Bailey...

Leave my loneliness unbroken Quit the bust above my door

Leave no black plume as a token Of the lie thy soul hath spoken

Lemonade sucks. I need a new product. Let's see.

Lemonade?

Lemur. Lemur.

Lenny, I need to leave. Cover for me

Less violence in children's programming!

Less violence in children's programming!

Less violence in kid's programming!

Lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.

Let 'em sleep on their own time!

Let him twist in the wind. Slowly, slowly.

Let me assure you that here, money does make a difference.

Let me check my schedule.

Let me get Old Red.

Let me get this straight.

Let me see what thereat is And this mystery explore

Let me start by saying, good for you, son.

Let me write this down. Copies of...

Let me....

Let the cartoon makers know how you feel.

Let the destruction begin! Hey, they forgot my corn dogs.

Let the fools have their tartar sauce.

Let the good times roll.

Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin.

Let's get out of here!

Let's get some worms.

Let's go shopping.

Let's go! If I'm not back at the home by 9...

Let's go! Swing, batter!

Let's have good assembly manners. People! People!

Let's just go to bed. I'm on the biggest roll of my life.

Let's move on to new business. Have you taken care of McBain?

Let's never look back!

Let's see if they can stay away from this beef Wellington.

Let's see now, here it is. The Complete Handyman's Bookshelf.

Let's see what this is about.

Let's see, cracked windshield, melted bumpers...

Let's see, Powell....

Let's see. Upper, upper, upper mezzanine.

Let's start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.

Lewis?

Life with the Simpsons.

Like a hose, you wrinkled queen.

Like Friday the 13th Part I. It's pretty tame by today's standards.

Like I'm gonna ruin $600 teeth...

Like this

Lincoln, I've been thinking What have you been drinking?

Lionel Hutz is the name. Attorney at law. My card.

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. Is that a broken neck? Great!

Lionel Hutz.

Lisa has the mumps. You'll be missing a week of school.

Lisa needs to go to the museum, and I think you should take her.

Lisa never lifts a finger. Go yell at her!

Lisa wants to read us a poem she's written.

Lisa was great. Her fingering's come a long way.

Lisa, are you the hell raiser your father told me about?

Lisa, do you have a question for Uncle Montgomery?

Lisa, don't hold anything back. You can tell me.

Lisa, I beg of you, please forgive me.

Lisa, my goodness. That's very impressive.

Lisa, that wasn't scary. Not even for a poem.

Lisa, we did the best we could. What's a zebu?

Lisa, you don't look well.

Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps.

Lisa, you're forgetting the beer. It comes in 72 ounce tubs.

Lisa, you're holding out. I see a saxophone!

Lisa!

Lisa. Lisa.

Lisa's recital is Saturday.

Lisa's Substitute

Listen to me, you bargain basement Baudelaire!

Listen to me. From now on, before you say anything, say to yourself:

Listen to them laughing. This is so humiliating.

Listen, you big stupid space creature!

Listen, you bloodsucker!

Little baby batter, can't control his bladder!

Little ball.

Little education, bald as a cue ball...

Little lady, what can Flash do for you?

Live from Mt. Splashmore, the county's funnest water park...

Live from Springfield, the wrestling match of the century!

Live, from New Orleans. This is the World Series of Cockfighting!

Look at me! I'm Homer Simpson!

Look at that get up. Heavy hands, ankle weights, that's cute, and

Look at that showoff, kissing his own muscles.

Look at these results: 55, 42, 26. A 12 on state capitals!

Look at this rascal. He's a wet boy, isn't he? You're a water monster.

Look at those funny little whiskers. That reminds me.

Look at us. We're staring like a couple of stupid punk teenagers.

Look here, inspector, could I speak to you privately in my office?

Look in my eyes. See the sincerity? See the fear?

Look out for the mailman. Give me a signal.

Look what else your tax dollars pay for.

Look, everybody! It's snowing!

Look, Homer, champagne!

Look, I know I can't stop you. I can only ask you...

Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow!

Look, look!

Look, this is cool. When I hit reverse, I can make them go back in.

Look! I'm the funniest guy in the world!

Look! The Crosstown Bridge.

Look. He can use a horn.

Look. I've never been so angry. My hands are shaking.

Look. To you, we Simpsons are a lower order of life.

Looks like a vortex. A gateway into another dimension.

Looks like Homer Simpson, only more dynamic and resourceful.

Looks like rain. We better get this baby home.

Looks like you bought more than you bargained for.

Looks like you lost the patient, doc.

Looks like you've got a strong young back.

Lord, be honest! Are we the most pathetic family in the universe?

Lost a few. There's plenty more where that came from.

Lots of money.

Lousy, washed up, broken down tub of guts!

Love love love, share share share The Itchy & Scratchy Show!

Lovely. Have a toffee.

Luck.

Luckily, I was not killed.

Lyme disease is spread by ticks.

Macamademia nuts.

Maggie, look. What's that?

Maggie! I'm about to unveil my centerpiece.

Maids, a pool, fancy sweaters. Stop me if I'm wrong.

Make coffee. We're not licked yet.

Make other people as happy as you made me.

Make them stop.

Make you eat? We merely provided a banquet...

Man alive, there's nothing better than a hamburger grilled to perfection.

Mancini: the mascot's best friend.

Mangy dog staggering about looking vainly for a place to die.

Many of you think he's a a hideous mutation.

Marge will tell us all your faults. Tell us about hers.

Marge, a word please.

Marge, are we ever gonna see him again?

Marge, come take a look at this.

Marge, give me your honest opinion. This, or this?

Marge, I need to speak with you.

Marge, I never put my foot down about anything.

Marge, I've got five words to say to you.

Marge, may I see you?

Marge, no one gains 30 pounds of bone!

Marge, please. I don't take praise very well!

Marge, this can't be the right address.

Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat.

Marge, walk with me.

Marge, would you go to the prom with me?

Marge, you make the best pork chops in the world.

Marge, you saved me from making a big mistake.

Marge!

Marge!

Marge! I'm two thirty nine and feeling fine

Marge! Lisa! Maggie!

Marge! Marge, look at me!

Marge! Marge!

Marge! What are you doing? Are you insane?!

Marge? Marge?

Marge. Oh, Marge.

Marriage encounter, here I come!

Martha, my dear, I remember the first day that I met you.

Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together...

Martin! Martin! Martin!

Marvelous!

Marvelous. Just marvelous.

Mary Bailey won't fire me if I don't vote for her. I'm for Burns!

Mary Bailey! If I was governor...

Master of the atom...

May the best man win.

Maybe a job is the answer.

Maybe he said that to make conversation.

Maybe I can't explain all this, but I can fix your dollhouse.

Maybe I'd have been better off? Maybe?

Maybe I'll wear my hair up.

Maybe it would help him to be left back. It won't be so bad.

Maybe Lisa has a point.

Maybe not, but I have the gift of seeing inner beauty.

Maybe one more dish. Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge.

Maybe this is a playground thing, but isn't that raw fish?

Maybe we should take it and put this ugliness behind us.

Maybe we should think about unhooking the cable.

Maybe you need to play on their sympathies more. Let's see.

Maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life.

Maybe you'd like to know what possessed me.

Maybe.

McBain was a nonstop roller coaster of chills, thrills, spills and kills.

McBain!

Me, in a nuclear power plant.

Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and stay out all night!

Meet me in the alley in 15 minutes. Come alone.

Meeting adjourned

Meeting in the board room tomorrow at 2.

Merci, I guess.

Mercy's for the weak, Todd.

Mien of lord or lady Perched above my door

Mild! There wasn't anything mild about it!

Milhouse, this way, we'll be friends forever.

Milhouse, what'd I miss today?

Mini golfing with Todd meister.

Mining uranium that could be purchased on foreign markets.

Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure.

Miss Winthrop, I was thinking.

Mmm, bait!

Mmm! "Hors doovers."

Moe, how come you never got cable for the bar?

Moe, I wish he'd shut up.

Moe's Tavern. Birthplace of the Rob Roy.

Mom, Bart is on a diet of complex carbohydrates.

Mom, I've finished my patch.

Mom, it's broken Mom, it's broken

Mom, this man makes you feel like there's nobody better.

Mom, what will we do if the dog doesn't learn anything?

Mom, you made it! How are you?!

Mom! Bart threw a book at me.

Mom! Dad! Help!

Mom! Dad! Look!

Mom! No.

Mommy! I want my mommy!

Monitoring station unmanned.

Monster Truck Rally, growth thing, I don't think so.

More asbestos!

More asbestos! More asbestos!

Morning, Springfield. Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Winfield.

Morning! By the way, the tournament is today. And you'd better win.

Move, you hunk of junk! Gotta make up for lost time!

Mr. and Mrs. Simpson. Welcome.

Mr. Bergstrom is the first thing I think of when I wake up.

Mr. Bergstrom, do you like pork chops? Oh, no, of course not.

Mr. Bergstrom, I'm gonna miss you.

Mr. Bergstrom!

Mr. Bergstrom! Mr. Bergstrom!

Mr. Burns, in 20 years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable

Mr. Burns, relate in your own words...

Mr. Burns! I'm gonna overlook this felony.

Mr. Burns! Would you like to come in?

Mr. Burns?

Mr. Burns? Base command.

Mr. Burns. He's okay. Jackpot!

Mr. Burns....

Mr. Burns' office, right now.

Mr. Hutz, this is hardly the time to discuss this.

Mr. Montgomery Burns!

Mr. Plott? Homer Simpson here.

Mr. Showmanship, the owner wants to see you in his office.

Mr. Simpson was unaware. I take full responsibility.

Mr. Simpson, I presume.

Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me...

Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing us.

Mrs. Krabappel, you're trying to seduce me.

Mrs. Simpson, does the name Julius Hibbert mean anything to you?

Mrs. Simpson, in the nine seconds left, can you summarize your position?

Mrs. Simpson, you may immortalize me.

Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor. He's not, I'm not.

Ms. Bouvier, I am surprised. One day of detention. You know where and when.

Ms. Monster!

Mt. Splashmore Take me there right now

Must find man.

Must find man.

Must turn over.

My attorneys advised me to pay for running over your child.

My beer, my beer, my beautiful beer!

My best dress.

My brother's gonna jump Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.

My client's instructed me to remind you how rich he is...

My cookie!

My dear, tired old Smithers. Do I detect a note of jealousy?

My dog was bringing me my shoes, and they fell apart in his mouth.

My dreams will go unfulfilled? I don't like the sound of that.

My goodness! Look what's happened!

My heart rate's dropping. Better skedaddle y do.

My little girl is growing up.

My love for you will never die.

My Lyme disease turned out to be...

My mother said, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything."

My mother would like to enroll in Painting from Life 2B.

My name is Marge Simpson, and we're not going anywhere.

My name's Gloria. I'm here because Johnny...

My old man.

My one game of the year, ruined by pathetic incompetence!

My one, my love, my all

My own idea for a comic book.

My pants, caught on barbed wire!

My philosophy is: Enjoy!

My quilt! Six generations, ruined!

My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade.

My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade.

My sister's not going out with Barney Gumble!

My sister's on a date with a big, fat rummy.

My skilled hands are busy! You do it!

My soul carved in slices By spiky haired demons

My soul from out that shadow That lies floating on the floor

My soul grew stronger Hesitating then no longer

My speed with numbers, my years as a hall monitor...

My tux will have the widest lapels and the highest platform shoes.

My wife and kids stood by me.

My wife'll be happy. She's hated this death ray from day one.

My woman's intuition is telling me something.

My work and my home life, come together in such a nice way.

My worthy opponent seems to think that the voters are gullible fools.

My, you're burning up. And your cheeks are so swollen.

Nameless here For evermore

Near the Great Emancipator at the last hole, each has eight strokes.

Nearly 30 and still working as a busboy!

Nearly a century from now. Boy, is my face red!

Ned, the Good Book says a gentle answer turneth away wrath.

Neddie, you're tossing. What's the matter?

Neither in best form. This pressure can unhinge the steeliest competitor.

Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother.

Never heard of a poisoned pork chop!

Never went fishing, played catch or hugged.

Nevermore, nevermore Nevermore

News flash, Lisa. Bart is not a horse. Eat your steak, boy.

Next time put a little alcohol in it.

Next time we'll do something more fun.

Next, a political announcement from the friends of Montgomery Burns.

Next, we take some toilet paper...

Next!

Nice to meet you too, sir.

Nice try. It almost worked, but tonight the comic book stays here.

Nice work, babe.

No answer? Lisa, listen up.

No matter what, we'll pull through.

No need, doc. I can read Marge like a book.

No need, Smithers.

No obeisance made he Not a minute stayed he

No one can enroll until Mr. Lombardo approves their portfolio.

No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me, he's 100.

No one was with her when she died."

No quack sawbones is going to apply his leeches to me.

No room is complete without plant life.

No rubies, not even a lousy card!

No way, she's faking. If Lisa stays home, I stay home.

No way.

No, Dad, I should really

No, I couldn't eat another bite. Dispose of all this.

No, I mean I'm prepared to offer you a generous cash settlement.

No, I mean the mailman's here!

No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.

No, Jasper. They may say she died of a burst ventricle...

No, Maggie, not Aztec. Olmec. Olmec.

No, Maggie! Bad baby!

No, Maggie! Stay in the shallow end.

No, no. Stand naturally, Mr. Simpson. Let it all hang out.

No, not at all.

No, not the iodine.

No, of course you won't. Everything's fine.

No, revenge is a dish best served cold.

No, thanks. I'm open 24 hours. It puts great demands on my time.

No, that will be fine. Thank you, goodbye.

No, that's just my sister in law.

No, this won't do at all.

No, we have to commit to it.

No, you didn't!

No, you don't understand. I tried this time. I really tried.

No, you idiot! I'm ignoring you!

No, you quit!

No, you two timing, backstabbing Better answer.

No, you're not seeing things. This, my little friends, is a schwa.

No, you're right about the poor souls who need a helping hand.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! I would never do anything like that.

No! I've decided to give my money away...

No! Look, we all know that usually when you bug me I give in.

No! No!

No! Stay away! This is not for you! This is Homer food!

No! Stop! Oh!

No! We've got a lot of catching up to do.

No! What ?

No! You can't give my dog away!

No.

No.

No. All right, five.

No. Geeks sit in the front. From now on, you sit in the back row.

No. It is if he puts anything on it. Jelly, for example.

No. That's trauma!

No. You see, friends...

Nobody believed it. We were just trying to scare you.

Nobody gets back in after lunch without one igneous rock...

Nobody leaves "Diamond Joe" Quimby holding the bag!

Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons.

Nobody's here! Nobody's here!

None of these cretins deserves a promotion.

None of your business. Say, Reverend...

Nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!

Not a chance. Only idiots drink beer.

Not a thing. Now, for another opinion.

Not an offer you should make to a man with a gun.

Not another stroke! Oh, one more.

Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant.

Not as easy as I thought it was.

Not as scary as this!

Not bad. Interesting!

Not good enough!

Not if I have to do heavy lifting or math.

Not in public!

Not me. Shut it off and let's get down to business.

Not one of these cheap o sucker deals.

Not really. Someone slipped one of those novelty ice cubes...

Not since my marriage to the weather lady...

Not so fast there.

Not so much for myself, but I'm so respected...

Not that close!

Not that I'd want his odor of sour defeat pressed against me.

Not that I'm angry, but how did you get my home number?

Not the sports section!

Not those peanuts.

Not today. You saw what happened!

Not too shabby! What do you say?

Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can swing that.

Nothing more to tell, really.

Nothing says "I love you" better than a military antique.

Nothing, sir.

Nothing. The newsletter.

Now be careful with these. I'll be inside, watching my stories.

Now boarding the Afternoon Delight....

Now get back to the pharmacy, you quack!

Now go get them!

Now good night.

Now grab a beer and get me one too. This girlfriend, is she a real looker?

Now I know how Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity in 1754.

Now I'm thinking about holding another meeting in bed.

Now I've found it.

Now I've got you, Simpson.

Now I've got you!

Now it's your turn.

Now now now Now now

Now please go. I would be alone.

Now Radioactive Man rules! He's always saying something cool.

Now start hating.

Now take this down: Free to loving home, world's smartest dog.

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure he's a doctor.

Now that that unpleasantness is over, let's take a picture of the couple.

Now that's odd.

Now then, regarding your punishment, have you learned your lesson?

Now they'll have an option.

Now we both knew when you began doing this, you wouldn't be here forever.

Now we can blame him for everything!

Now we'll get a real doctor's opinion.

Now you look pathetic.

Now, come on. You can play your little tie up game inside.

Now, could I have a volunteer? Somebody with crooked, yellow teeth.

Now, for all you youngsters, here it is.

Now, here's the problem as I see it.

Now, Homer, Bart's working on his science project.

Now, Homer, you do have big bones.

Now, Homer.

Now, Homer.

Now, how about a big welcome for Buddy "Fallout Boy" Hodges!

Now, let's pretend you're on the witness stand.

Now, Majestic Undercoating is proud to present:

Now, Marge, honey...

Now, Mr. Simmons. Don't make me call Nurse Bronski.

Now, sit!

Now, stay.

Now, that's believable testimony.

Now, the more you help him, the more you hurt him.

Now, this is a trust exercise.

Now, using the Lombardo method...

Now, we have a surprise guest. The world's greatest daredevil.

Now, you lost someone special and it hurt.

Now, you, paint!

Number one: Cover for me. Number two: Oh, good idea, boss!

Number one: I'm cutting the cable when the fight's over.

Number two: I'm not very fond of any of you.

Number two? Yeah, that sounds right.

Nunchucks? What are those?

Nuts! Rare blood and I don't have it.

Nuts.

O Lord, we thank thee...

O, tyrant, hear his mighty name and quake!

Of all the lousy, rotten....

Of all the luck. I almost died without telling the boss to eat my shorts.

Of course not, Smithers. You're like a doctor.

Of course. A little roughhousing with the pets is good for the appetite.

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou

Oh yeah? And where might that be?

Oh, $1000. So what?

Oh, 125 bucks!

Oh, Abe.

Oh, absolutely brilliant!

Oh, all right.

Oh, and he scratches himself with his keys. I guess that's it.

Oh, and Mrs. Spencer, you too.

Oh, and that sauce, Barney! I could have drunk a bowl of it!

Oh, and these must be Bart, Lisa and Expecting.

Oh, baby. Mmm! Yeah.

Oh, BBQ!

Oh, Bea, I'm not cut out for the highlife.

Oh, Bea!

Oh, Bea.

Oh, boy! This fish is delish!

Oh, brother, where art thou?

Oh, calm down. I'm not here to scare you.

Oh, come on, love, loosen up.

Oh, Dad! You and your imagination.

Oh, Dad. If just me, Milhouse and Lewis had voted.

Oh, dear, I've heard of this.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Dr. Hibbert, from Johns Hopkins Medical School.

Oh, Dr. Hibbert. Enjoying the party?

Oh, good!

Oh, great.

Oh, great. All right, what makes you say that?

Oh, hello, young lady. Is your grandmother home?

Oh, hey! Family! Family, come here.

Oh, Homer! You're the king.

Oh, Homer.

Oh, Homer. Come on! You've got time for one last beer. Please!

Oh, Homer. Your job has always put food on our table.

Oh, Homie. I'm so sorry.

Oh, I can't watch!

Oh, I got you.

Oh, I hate Halloween!

Oh, I knew they wouldn't forget me.

Oh, I miss him too, the big fat dickens.

Oh, I want to be in that rumba

Oh, I wasn't staring, it's, uh, my lazy eye.

Oh, I wish I could make a P.A. announcement to the whole world.

Oh, I'm too excited!

Oh, isn't she great? Hail, Queen Marge! Long live the queen!

Oh, it's read by Larry King.

Oh, Lenore.

Oh, Lisa, what makes you think you deserve all that money?

Oh, look, Maggie! What is that?

Oh, look! Some careless person has left thousands of dollars...

Oh, Lord.

Oh, man, $2.00?

Oh, man! Plain cake donuts.

Oh, man. Fine.

Oh, Marge, you really ought to read this.

Oh, Marge!

Oh, Marge. Every woman I interview makes kissy faces at me.

Oh, Marge. I bet before the papers blew this out of proportion...

Oh, Matthew 19: 19, yeah, right.

Oh, McBain!

Oh, Miss Krabappel, your hair smells so...

Oh, Mom, that's wonderful!

Oh, my God, I don't believe it. It's you!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! The Isotopes win a game! The Isotopes win a game!

Oh, my God! Two hundred and sixty pounds!

Oh, my God. He's enjoying it!

Oh, my special little guy! We were so worried!

Oh, my!

Oh, my! It's Mr. Burns.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. Oh, my. Why is this referee permitting this?

Oh, no reason.

Oh, no, I can't believe it.

Oh, no, Marge. Come on, please.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! An election? That's when they close the bars, isn't it?

Oh, no! Dad's lost his hearing!

Oh, no! My sweet, little Bart.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I don't want to fall behind my class.

Oh, no. Okay. Just everybody remain calm.

Oh, over there!

Oh, pizza.

Oh, please!

Oh, really?

Oh, shut up!

Oh, Simpson. Good news. I brought some munchies.

Oh, son, don't overreach!

Oh, son, I love you too!

Oh, son, when you're older, you'll know better.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again!

Oh, sure, sure. Be my guest.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks, Bea. I will!

Oh, that big speech!

Oh, that was the worst movie I've ever seen.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Oh, that's great, Ralph!

Oh, the Simpsons, sir.

Oh, Venus

Oh, we have our reasons: They're depressing.

Oh, we wouldn't want to spoil our appetite for...

Oh, well, as long as a couple of people did. Right, Milhouse?

Oh, well, I'm glad you're keeping busy.

Oh, well.

Oh, well. A little dab of paint here, a little spackle there.

Oh, well. It's very tempting. A wonderful idea

Oh, well....

Oh, what a family.

Oh, what could be more fun than today's trip to the liquor store?

Oh, what's to know? Just dive in. Catch!

Oh, woe is me.

Oh, yeah. Tons of it. Just say when.

Oh, yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

Oh, yes. Homer and Marge Simpson.

Oh, yes. Plenty of fish. We just don't have any bait.

Oh, you have a girlfriend.

Oh, you lousy son of a....

Oh, you'll be at the feast.

Oh, Ziggy, will you ever win?

Oh! Another triumph!

Oh! Mr. Burns!

Oh.

Oh. Gotcha.

Oh. You mean inside, don't you?

Oil service stocks slumped....

Okay, a pie.

Okay, boy, let's see you talk yourself out of this one.

Okay, Dad. I promise. I won't jump Springfield Gorge.

Okay, don't panic. Find an egghead and pump him for some answers.

Okay, everybody!

Okay, field trippers. Off the bus.

Okay, Flash. You get one phone call.

Okay, here are your tickets.

Okay, Homer. Fair enough. You got it.

Okay, Homer. If you think I can.

Okay, kids! It's time to....

Okay, let's just pull up your file here.

Okay, Lisa, we're ready for your centerpiece.

Okay, now where's that pomade?

Okay, okay. Looking for the spot.

Okay, scale. We don't like each other...

Okay, she's right. Let's do something together.

Okay, we've seen a lion.

Okay, what the heck. I've earned a little break.

Okay.

Okay. After the fight, we can watch the still photos on the news.

Okay. Geiger counters on.

Okay. Hello!

Okay. Marge.

Okay. Turn on the waterworks, babe.

Okay. You're probably wondering why I'm still here.

Okey dokey. Good Lord, you should've come to see me a long time ago.

Old Money

On September 15, 1620, separatists from the Church of England...

On tape?

On the chance I don't live, let me say...

On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher.

On the lighter side of news, and I use the term loosely....

On the pallid bust Just above my chamber door

On the right is Bleeding Gums Murphy.

On the way home, I realized how little that helped.

Once upon a midnight dreary

Once you stop this car, I'm gonna hug you and kiss you...

One consolation is that you'll feel no pain until tomorrow evening...

One day I'll be telling this to a psychiatrist.

One Fish, Two Fish Blow Fish, Blue Fish

One for Martin, two for Martin.

One for the road.

One kiss. But I don't want you bragging to your friends.

One might've used this canvas to paint a masterpiece.

One more word and Bart gets no cartoons...

One night only, at the Springfield Speedway!

One o'clock. Still just a potato.

One of his problems is a short attention span.

One of my guilty little pleasures is to turn on Itchy & Scratchy...

One of these days, I'm gonna catch you...

One per customer, domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!

One seafood burrito, Apu.

One woman says yes. She's here tonight. Marge Simpson.

One! Two! Three!

One. Two. Three.

Only 35 calories.

Only a child could get away with such blasphemy.

Only a couple of times.

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote For Monty Burns

Only this and nothing more

Only to my job.

Ooh, a vortex. Catch!

Ooh! That was a big mama.

Oops, too far. Here it is, "Powell" !

Open up! Open up!

Open your primers to page 32. Ah, subtraction!

Or Krusty will bring out his friend Corporal Punishment again.

Or Madam, truly your Forgiveness I implore

Or we could go over to my house and watch it live on cable TV!

Otto, I respect you. You let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus.

Otto, I'm gonna jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.

Our best turnout yet. Why doesn't everyone introduce themselves and...

Our boss and inspiration, Mr. Burns...

Our company doesn't look kindly upon insurance fraud.

Our new junior executive! Bring him to me.

Our next movie is McBain...

Our records state the Powells adopted him and named him Herbert.

Our Sundays should be a pleasure.

Our three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie

Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of dog.

Out at 5. Catch Sherman at 5:30. Clean him at 6.

Out of tartar sauce. They call this a portion?

Output is just as high during his last holiday.

Over many a quaint and curious Volume of forgotten lore

Pack of Lady Laramies.

Pardon me. Moving to the front.

Pass the pumice, please.

Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money.

Patty, will you marry me?

Patty.

People don't want cars named after hungry, old, Greek broads!

People will say you're nuts. Maybe they're right.

Perched and sat And nothing more

Perched upon a bust Just above my door

Perhaps another demonstration.

Perhaps his materialism led him to take his life.

Perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well chewed shoe...

Perhaps this pamphlet will be helpful.

Persephone? What the hell kind of name is that?

Phonics, functions, vocabulary, remedial reading?

Phony doctors? Hello.

Piece of cake.

Pizza!

Places where my intelligence will be an asset?

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm the devil!

Please hold on to the handrail.

Please partake of keno, craps and the town's loosest slots.

Please tone down the violence in your otherwise fine programming.

Please turn in your exam, Bart. Class is over.

Please turn in your exam, Bart. Class is over.

Please, Homie. For me.

Please, lady, be quiet!

Please, Marge, help me find a man before it's too late.

Please, please, please, please!

Please, stop it.

Please! This is my life we're talking about here!

Please! We've never thrown a party.

Please. It's not just the quilt. He's nice, but he chews everything.

Please. This is your chance to participate in a serious discussion.

Plus the amazing, unbelievable, Truck a saurus!

Poison! What should I do? Tell me quick!

Poison. Poison. Tasty fish!

Pompous, blow dried, college boy!

Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone

Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft like a Nerf ball.

Prayer, the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Presenting the car designed for the average man...

President Prince, President Princess, President Priss....

President Simpson. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it, boy?

President's Day! What a rip off! I bust my butt day in and

Pretending to cry.

Pretty good, huh?

Prime location, 18 rooms, moat. We shouldn't be able to afford this.

Principal Charming

Principal Skinner will stay until a sub comes.

Principal Skinner's gonna ask Patty to marry him.

Pro wrestling from Mexico. Down there, it's a real sport.

Probably a scar too.

Probably. Once upon a time...

Prom, it is.

Property...

Provocative, but powerful.

PS: Forgive the late reply."

PS: Forgive the lateness of my reply.

Pull the chain!

Pull! Pull, you dogs!

Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill!

Put a horn here, here and here. I can't find it when I'm mad.

Put her there, old pal.

Put it all on 36. I've got a feeling.

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe And forget this lost Lenore

Questions? No? Then I'll sit down.

Quick! It's Moe. I gotta hide the mugs.

Quiet, please! Don't make me flick the lights on and off.

Quit throwing garbage into our dimension.

Quit while you're ahead, understand? You gotta leave!

Quoth the Raven

Radioactive Man number 27.

Rainy day? There's never gonna be one.

Raise a dog the same as a child, with simple, authoritative commands.

Rasputin's got the reach, but the Professor's got his coma lock.

Re sodding the field manually, seed by seed.

Read between the lines, you fool!

Really? I wish every teacher was like you.

Really? Well then, you're fired. Whoever you are.

Really? What kind of robots?

Red Hots! Get your Red Hots here!

Regardless of what you think, we must summon help...

Release the hounds.

Remember my saving your lives when we pass the collection plate.

Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!

Remember what Vince Lombardi said! "Lose, and you're out of the family."

Remember when you threw up in the laundry hamper?

Remember, children, stay together. Five, six, seven, eight!

Remember, I said "if."

Remember, lie, cheat, steal and listen to heavy metal music!

Remember? Who could forget?

Reminds me of my old fraternity days.

Respite from thy Memories of Lenore

Richard laughed milk through his nose.

Right on, sister!

Right up there with that...

Right. 68 channels. MTV for the kids.

Right. I am a pawn.

Ring Go?

Roger.

Roll over.

Roll over.

Roman is the finest ghostwriter. He's written Like Hell I Can't.

Rub it in.

Ruined before it hit the ground.

Run for the hills, Ma Barker, before I call the feds!

S P R ...

Same as usual. Perfectomundo.

Saturday night? I'm not sure they're available.

Saturday, at the Springfield Speedway.

Saturday, we're going to Stanley Peterson's wedding.

Save a guy's life and what do you get? Nothing.

Save your strength, lad. There's a whole field for you to re sod yet.

Saving it for a rainy day, right?

Say "Cheez Whiz."

Say "I love you" for the nice man.

Say the exact opposite of everything you just said. Kids, come here.

Say the exact opposite of everything you just said. Kids, come here.

Say what they will about our cafeteria...

Say when.

Say, Simpson, I've got some time release granules...

Says "I love you" on command.

School's your answer to everything....

Scratchy is understandably upset.

See why we say you're too smart for your own good?

See you afterwards when you're a star.

See you at Christmas.

See you on that field. I set them up, you knock them down.

See, boy? It's not so hard. Roll over

See, there's Georgia O'Keeffe, Susan B. Anthony...

See? He does exactly what I say.

Senator Mendoza is a respected citizen.

Send him over to my house. I've got a few chores he could do.

Senile, eh? Bucktoothed, am I?

Series!

Settle down, fella.

Seven! Eight! Nine!

Shake hands.

Shake hands. Keep it clean.

Shall be lifted Nevermore

Shall I apply this to the cost of a squishy?

She broke my heart, Moe.

She can come with us. There's room for all your friends.

She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.

She didn't make me a pallbearer.

She keeps a filthy house and talks profanely.

She left it all to you.

She needs the advantages I didn't have.

She was carried off to Hades where she ate six pomegranate s

She was the Greek goddess of spring and rebirth.

She worked her whole life to preserve the Florida Everglades.

She's active on the forensics team. They meet in room 219.

She's been dumped again.

She's no prize pig herself, you know!

She's not invisible, you idiot!

She's right! She's right! Oh, how I miss TV!

She's right.

She's right. Take me home, Smithers. We'll destroy something tasteful.

She's the wife of an employee. She'll be easily intimidated.

She's your wife of 10 years, you've had 3 children.

Shoelace....

Shoot! It's awfully quiet.

Should I leave too, sir?

Should I or shouldn't I?

Show me the 30 bucks, because if you ain't got it, I ain't getting up.

Shush! Shut up! Quit trying to push us around!

Shut up and wreck something!

Shut up!

Shut up! I'm over as far as I can go!

Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up! This is good stuff. I wanna share something with you.

Shut up. Cheap Chinese TV, why'd I ever buy it? Is that better?

Simpson, at last we meet.

Simpson, be quiet!

Simpson, eh? Simpson!

Simpson, I feel silly, but what the hay?

Simpson, I shall make it the focus of my remaining years...

Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.

Simpson!

Simpson! Burns wants you to march into his office now!

Simpson? An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image.

Simpson? Simpson?

Since I'm the one you kept, it means you really love me.

Since we're friends, how about a foursome?

Sir, the dedication of the Burns Wing of the museum...

Sit!

Sit.

Sitting next to the boss. The best night of the year and it's ruined.

Sitting with the employees proves I'm their friend.

Six days! Okay, Simpson, to the back of the room!

Six plus six, plus six, plus six, plus six

Sleep well, Maggie. Three for three.

Sleeping? Eating a big sandwich? TV? Spending time with the boy!

Small price to see you humiliated.

Smartline! With our local Emmy winning host, Kent Brockman.

Smartline. With our local host, Kent Brockman.

Smells delightful.

Smithers, don't feel so bad.

Smithers, every year you outstrip yourself in succulence.

Smithers, I'm back!

Smithers, let's go powder my nose.

Smithers, the Cheetos.

Smithers! I want my tea!

Smithers.

Snowball!

So every year on one lone, conscience salving day...

So extortion is the name of your game?

So fun. So many memories. Excuse me.

So glue friendly, or I'll take your glue away!

So have you figured out who gets the money?

So have you figured out who gets the money?

So he has one less ivory back scratcher.

So I say, "Forget you, pal. Thanks for nothing."

So in conclusion, on a scale of 1 to 10...

So keep the questions tasteful.

So long, officers.

So much brutality. I don't know if I'm having any impact.

So often I think that Oh, words won't do it. I love you, Moe!

So say what you want about me, I can take the slings and arrows.

So television's responsible.

So that's it. The costume's buried now.

So that's your little game. Let Bart get nice and drowsy...

So that's your little plan! Get us addicted, then jack up the price!

So there's a downside to the afterlife.

So this fish might have an advantage over other fish.

So we got a deal for once. Quit fighting it.

So we got the finest campaign team money can buy.

So you better stick an instrument in front of it. And look.

So you have no objection to Itchy & Scratchy?

So you have to help out

So you're really moving to Capital City?

So Ziggy goes to the repair shop. There's a sign reading "Out of Order."

So, Marge, a little about yourself.

So, Patty, tell me, tell me more about your trip to Egypt.

So, tell me about yourself.

So, that's how it happened.

So, what does my little girl want? What?

Soak in the opulence of your surroundings and dream of what can be.

Soccer. Seen it.

Sodium tetrasulfate is caustic and can remove your skin.

Some may say that I have been given a bad break in life.

Some nut's dancing!

Some of the players you see may make it to the big leagues.

Some of these are good. I never knew mice lived such lives.

Some old lady thing nobody's heard about for 50 years?

Some people find your turkey a little dry.

Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style. Tail fins...

Some women find bald men quite virile.

Someone was bound to say it, but I never expected her.

Something at My window lattice

Something's not quite right.

Sometimes Maude underlines passages in my Bible...

Sometimes the kids are in the back hollering.

Sometimes the only way to feel good is to make someone feel bad...

Sometimes when a disease is on the news, it's natural to think you have it.

Sometimes you've gotta spoil yourself.

Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou tonight.

Son, all I'm asking is that you try.

Son, if this lands on 36, I'll....

Son! You saved me from losing all my money.

Soon again I heard tapping Something louder than before

Soon every kid in school is going to come and see this thing.

Soon the rain will fall My dear one is departing

Soon you'll be ready to try it with a real book.

Sorrow for the lost Lenore

Sorry, Barney.

Sorry, Bart dude. It's for emergencies only.

Sorry, Fallout Boy, not until you're 16. Look out!

Sorry, Homer.

Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. But maybe you'll get lucky.

Sorry, I'd rather go to heaven.

Sorry, I'm not allowed to say.

Sorry, Marge. I'm just steamed up about that jerk Flanders.

Sorry, Principal Skinner. It's a bad connection, I think.

Sorry, sir, I didn't know it was you.

Sorry, sir. It's me, Homer Simpson.

Sorry.

Sounds interesting.

Sounds like everything's arrived. Wonderful.

Sounds terrif!

Soup's on! Hurry up, or it'll get that skin.

Spare me your lectures, ladies.

Speak!

Speaking of heroes, here's mine: Tom Turkey!

Special tie to your sister!

Springfield county schools are

Springfield Gorge! We settled this daredevil junk!

Springfield Gorge! You'll be killed!

Springfield Municipal Court is now in session. Judge Moulton presiding.

Springfield schools will be closed!

Springfield!

Standardized testing never lies.

Stay here, boy.

Stay, boy! Stay!

Stay, stay. Good dog.

Stay!

Stay!

Stealing cable is wrong, so I'm not watching it...

Step aside. Spread out. Lost kid coming through

Still checking. This is stupid. I won't find anything.

Stop fighting with your sister!

Stop it! This is Thanksgiving!

Stop it. Don't look too down. It's hard enough for your dad.

Stop it. She went out with the good one.

Stop it. Some more.

Stop saying those horrible things and show some manners!

Stop, you're embarrassing me!

Stop! Don't you see what's happening?

Stop! Please, stop!

Straighten your arm. Rotate your shoulders.

Stuff her with TNT, throw a match and run?

Stunning. Absolutely stunning.

Stupid dog!

Stupid Principal Skinner. You gotta be kidding me.

Such a neat dog. Have at them. Well done.

Such an obscure reference deserves an extra point. It's only fair.

Such responsibility. What's your favorite subject?

Suddenly, that incorrigible Simpson boy darted in front of me.

Sure thing, Mr. Burns.

Sure, but why do we want that?

Sure, but you wouldn't like it.

Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!

Sure, study buddy.

Sure! Oh, dear, I can't. I've got three protest rallies tomorrow.

Sure.

Sure. That's what he's paid for. If you need towels

Sure. What would you like? Four, five years?

Surely you knew that by writing "Bart" in 40 foot letters...

Sushi Surprise, a bit of everything. Very non threatening.

Sweet dreams, boys.

Sweet Lord, it is!

Swung by Seraphim Whose foot tinkled on the floor

Swung on and belted to deep left field!

Swung on and missed. Strike 3, of course.

Take a class at community college.

Take a letter. "Dear Valued Viewer:

Take a look at the bayonet case.

Take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt.

Take it outside. I'm male modeling.

Take it to the hoop, Selma.

Take me, I'm old!

Take me, take me Take me now

Take that, granny!

Take that, you dumb squirrel!

Take three minutes to say goodbye...

Take thy beak from out my heart And take thy form from off my door

Take thy beak from out my heart And take thy form from off my door

Tangle with me, and I'll crush you like a paper cup.

Tapping at my chamber door

Tapping at my chamber door That I scarce was sure I heard you

Tatum is reeling!

Tatum is the new champion of the world!

Tell my friends? All right. But I've got some funky friends.

Tell the jury, in your own words...

Tell the nice man what country you come from.

Tell them about your theory of natural selection.

Tell them to sit tight. I'll get back to them. This way, Mr. Simpson.

Tell you what, have him beaten to a pulp!

Tell you what. Let's sleep on it. Okay?

Telling us how to run things. He doesn't have hair.

Ten simple rules that are easy to live by.

Thank you for pumping almost $300 into the local economy.

Thank you for the occasional moments of love our family's experienced.

Thank you for watching Movie for a Dreary Afternoon.

Thank you for your hospitality. See you at the unveiling.

Thank you for your interest in our program.

Thank you, Maggie.

Thank you, Mr ?

Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom.

Thank you, Mrs. Simpson.

Thank you, Mrs. Simpson.

Thank you, sir. Would you like some yams?

Thank you! How about a hand for these brave animals?

Thank you.

Thank you. Everyone's so nice here, at the Monster Truck Rally.

Thank you. You moldy old maid.

Thank you. You're too kind, but I can't take all the credit.

Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson.

Thanks a lot, son.

Thanks for arranging this.

Thanks for coming. Nice tie, Nelson.

Thanks for inviting me. I had a great time.

Thanks for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a single proven fatality...

Thanks for taking all the fancies, guys!

Thanks for the fab painting.

Thanks for the jerky!

Thanks for the pep talk.

Thanks for the snapshot. You're a real cute bird. Love, Ringo.

Thanks for the speech. But I can't give it. Look at me.

Thanks for your attention.

Thanks for your help. This reporter smells another Emmy.

Thanks, Artie.

Thanks, boy. I was waiting for someone to say that.

Thanks, Dad, but part of this D minus belongs to God.

Thanks, I will, Dr. Hibbert.

Thanks, Karl. I don't know what to say.

Thanks, kid. You made my day.

Thanks, Mr. B.

Thanks, Nelson.

Thanks, Pop.

Thanks! I just wasted my only call on your stupid

Thanks.

That all men are created equal.

That Burns is just what this state needs, young blood!

That cannon of yours is against regulations!

That chase at the end

That didn't work, so move your head and don't follow through.

That dog!

That from that equal creation, they derive rights

That goes for school and church too.

That is a jim dandy idea!

That is all.

That is baloney. And here's why:

That makes two of us.

That means I have nothing to hope for. Marge, can't you make it better?

That movie stinks like your creepy apartment.

That never works. He's a goner.

That question is out of bounds. Interview's over!

That reminds me. I've got to get to Milhouse's to play.

That reminds me. I've got to get to Milhouse's to play.

That should do it.

That simply isn't true. Don't take my word for it.

That was beautiful!

That wasn't just a voice inside my head.

That woman. That screwball, Marge Simpson.

That would be crazy!

That's all I can think of. You're all tired.

That's awful. He opens his heart, and you laugh at him.

That's it! Perfect!

That's it? Relax, man. It could be the best thing to happen to you.

That's it? Relax, man. It could be the best thing to happen to you.

That's it. Duke Zeibert's standing by. We'll get some matzo ball soup

That's Michelangelo's David. It's a masterpiece.

That's more like it!

That's my boy!

That's my boy.

That's my motto.

That's nice, dear.

That's no way to lay a fire!

That's normal background radiation.

That's not enough! We demand more asbestos!

That's not my recollection!

That's not the type of guidance I give.

That's okay. Carry on. See the way I handled that, Marge?

That's okay. The baby's name isn't important. Let's go.

That's our topic tonight.

That's Radioactive Man, jerk!

That's right, Kent. So much for your viewpoint.

That's right! With applesauce.

That's right! You heard me! Pretending to cry!

That's sort of nice. What are you in for?

That's supposed to make it all better.

That's terrible. We should teach them to value the elderly.

That's the babysitter. I'm Mrs. Simpson.

That's the most dishonest thing I've ever heard! I should box your ears!

That's the noblest thought ever expressed at this table.

That's the only picture of him. Can't see what he is.

That's what pals do, right? Real friendly like.

That's what we want them to do, Homer.

That's what you get when you don't put out.

That's why I'm giving you your old job back.

That's why you losers are stuck in this crummy job.

That's wonderful, Homer! I'm

The "H" stands for Herbert! Herb, were you adopted?

The 5th inning will be yours. Everyone is settled in, had a couple of beers.

The answer is all around you.

The basis of this game is simple geometry. Just hit the ball here.

The batter did his part too.

The battleship New Jersey.

The best argument is that I've known and respected you for eight years.

The big fight is one of those rare occasions that I savor the sights...

The biggest catfish around. Weighs over 500 pounds.

The blood will hold it on your face.

The bout to knock the other guy out.

The Bouvier family quilt.

The boy is desperate. He wants money to buy a comic book.

The boy nobody wanted just won the Super Bowl!

The brain. Oh, dear God!

The burgers are getting cold, guys Holy moly.

The butcher knife, Lisa.

The Capital City Goofball.

The Capital City Goofball.

The capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?

The card needs to be updated, sir.

The challenger from Heidelberg, Professor Burnabon Brawn. With a "W. "

The clouds are forming

The clown that will last a lifetime.

The colors of the Italian flag are red, white and what?

The conditions were irrevocable.

The cream has risen, the wheat has bid farewell...

The doc said her left ventricle burst.

The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude slightly.

The Duff Brewery!

The earth was without....

The End.

The fiend who did this to my boy is my boss.

The fight! Don't mind if I do.

The fight! I'll get my brother, Sanjay, to cover for me.

The first Congress faced a difficult job.

The first step is to free ourselves from these male imposed shackles!

The fish is in the pan.

The floor can become electrified and water falls on the subject.

The food, the grog....

The Gammills! Good to see you.

The gas and water plants are closed.

The girl's right. Let's get some applesauce for these pork chops!

The Good Book.

The grass of the outfield, the brick of the infield...

The greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!

The guy who can't be counted on for nothing, nohow.

The guy who played Fallout Boy on TV? I guess he wasn't killed in Vietnam.

The hell with this! Slide inspector coming through! Move to the right.

The hitter's off his rocker, kissing Betty Crocker!

The house looks wonderful! What's your secret?

The intruder is a young male, age 9 to 11.

The joke's on him! I'll be dead by then.

The key!

The kid's a pro.

The kids have a chance to see great art.

The king and queen of Springfield High School's class of 1974 are...

The lamplight o'er him streaming Throws his shadow on the floor

The last place I saw it...

The little ball you put on the aerial so you can find your car.

The little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?

The long term benefits more than...

The look on your face. It's priceless!

The Lord and I can't compete with the squeaking...

The Lord has handed down to us 10 commandments by which to live.

The Marge who fixed it so cartoons can't be violent?

The match is far from over.

The media will have a field day.

The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins.

The money and a stupid man are still here.

The moral is, a good deed is its own reward.

The moral is, the lion was so happy...

The moral is, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

The most beautiful women! Just 50 cents! I'm your host, Bart Simpson!

The most whimsical jape of the season.

The mother ate the gray one.

The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is Scratchy.

The movie was awful and he didn't get anything.

The mumps? Oh, the kissing disease.

The museum?

The name of the book that I read was Treasure Island.

The Nile smells and the horseflies are huge.

The old Martin no longer exists. Come on, fellows, to the arcade!

The only advice I can give you is to share common interests and spend.

The only applause I got was for leaving.

The only dirt we've got is from a guy who dated her at 16.

The only person here who comes close is him.

The only question is, can we find someone common enough?

The only reason to apologize is if you look...

The only thing worse than being a loser...

The other, like a hose without a fireman.

The parents owe it all to you.

The Pennyloafer!

The people who deserve it are in the slums.

The perfect crime.

The playground has the facts right but missed the point.

The polls are open till the end of recess.

The problem is, you've forgotten your roots! What are your roots?

The question is, who's this and where is Homer?

The Raven never flitting Still is sitting, still is sitting

The ray only has evil applications.

The ref is issuing a warning to Rasputin.

The road seems to have gotten awfully bumpy.

The screams, the humiliation, the fact that it wasn't me!

The screen door resting off its hinges.

The second most precious jewel here.

The sheer contempt makes me wish I could use the board of education.

The shop kids are smoking again.

The silken sad uncertain rustling Of each curtain thrilled me

The Simpsons will be getting a very nice surprise in the mail.

The sludge certainly collects around those downspouts, don't it?

The Springfield Museum of Natural History...

The squid looks like it's been hacked by a blind woodsman.

The stupidest and ugliest ape of all!

The subject should be maladjusted and harbor resentment towards me.

The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.

The Super Slakers they sell at K wik E Marts are this big!

The Supreme Court called. They need your help on a freedom thing.

The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands.

The thing I'll miss most...

The three sentences to get you through life.

The time has come for money to change hands.

The topic is "Resolved: The speed limit should be lowered to 55 mph."

The train. How like him. Traditional, yet environmentally sound.

The trip to the infirmary with most unexpected results.

The unknown Bart Simpson and Todd Flanders...

The victim is the grass...

The victor shall drink champagne while his opponent tastes bitter defeat.

The way I acted?

The Way We Was

The way you handled the pets put you over the top.

Their job is to turn Mary Bailey from this, into this.

Their job is to turn Mary Bailey from this, into this.

Their job: to turn this Mr. Burns, into this.

Then I turn into a snarling beast. I flunked the turn the other cheek test.

Then methought The air grew denser

Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate.

Then we'll eat till they kick us out!

Then what did I say?

Then you can have a barley pop.

Then you get nothing! I have the finest lawyers in Springfield.

Then you'll also remember you owe me a favor...

There are rubdowns, and then there are rubdowns.

There are three things wrong with my costume. Name them...

There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. One, like a friend.

There couldn't be a class without you. If you'll excuse me, nature calls.

There has to be something you do better than anyone.

There he is!

There is no love lost between these two warriors.

There must be a challenge worthy of me.

There must be something we can do about that.

There seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.

There she is!

There was no guarantee you'd still be mad this morning.

There was the crusades. Tremendous violence! Many killed!

There was violence in the past, before cartoons.

There were monsters on that ship, and we were them.

There were things that had to be said. And I know you.

There will be plenty of time for that! I got tons of stuff to do!

There, there, and there's a big patch over there.

There, there.

There's a desk under that junk.

There's a good chance I'll fall to my death. Hope to see you there!

There's a jam in Delta sector.

There's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll be tormented.

There's a wealthy human being who needs our help.

There's gotta be a girl nobody wants to take.

There's gotta be something I haven't tried. What's this? Fugu!

There's Homer Simpson. What a perfect opportunity to follow up on my letter.

There's my little popcorn ball. Kissy, kissy.

There's no better place to spend a balmy summers' night.

There's no check, just a card. Don't panic.

There's no confusion. Just good science.

There's no single answer. Some voters respond to my integrity...

There's not a cloud in the sky. What does my little girl want?

There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name.

There's only one family...

There's probably a place they hang out...

There's something I think you should know. You have a half brother.

There's something up here that will pick up your spirits.

There's something wrong with that kid. She's so moral.

There's still time!

There's the little prom queen now.

These are hard to make. They're an advanced race.

These aren't my pills!

These banjos couldn't carry Pie Traynor's glove.

These children have been hurt doing stunts...

These cornball antics don't play in Capital City!

These do taste better at the ballpark.

These paintings are good.

These pants come off at night just like everybody else's.

These people have relatives who wish they could be here:

They all must die.

They are all against me.

They are all against you, Bart.

They are always breathing.

They can be difficult. Patty...

They couldn't call it that if it didn't have a catfish in it.

They fight and bite Fight and bite and fight

They got Hercules.

They hate me? What trial were you watching?

They laugh at me? I'd always considered myself rather popular.

They love, they share They share and love and share

They married, had kids and bought a cheap TV.

They might be critical of you firing him so soon after the accident.

They must have....

They said I'd destroy the family. I never believed it.

They said it was hyperactivity, but I knew better!

They sent this man to install it. You know what he did?

They should use cartoons made in the last 50 years.

They think people watch that.

They think they can starve an apology out of me?

They think they're happy but trust me, they ain't.

They think this is suitable for younger, impressionable viewers?

They threw a brunch with fresh fruit and the most delicious melon.

They took the time to write me.

They want me to submit a painting from my class...

They want names like Mustang and Cheetah, vicious animal names.

They'll feed him dinner through a tube.

They'll hold me back if I don't shape up.

They'll hold me back if I don't shape up.

They're children who need books and families who can't make ends meet.

They're Daddy's favorite team.

They're fattening us up so they can eat us!

They're fine.

They're just children's stories. They can't hurt you.

They're nothing special. The extra ingredient is care.

They're okay. Let's get this over with.

They're only 35 calories apiece.

They're ruining the show!

They're trying to shut us down. They say we're contaminating the planet.

They've given you the key.

They've got Velcro, a water pump, built in odometer, and vanity plates.

They've never improved on iodine.

Things like the next half hour. Nothing bothers my kids.

Think very carefully.

Think you got guts? Try raising my kids!

Think, Simpson! Crisis brings out the best in you.

Third time's a charm.

This better be good.

This commission and all of its glory can be yours...

This court heard expert testimony from one Dr. Nick Riviera.

This dinner wouldn't be a plan to set me up with some...

This family has had its differences...

This fight is history! It's done!

This fish is a miracle of nature, with a taste that can't be beat.

This fish represents a better life for us. It makes me a hero.

This gruesome customer is Xtapolapocetl, the god of war.

This is a charade to make him look more injured than he is.

This is a classic case of what laymen refer to as "fear of failure."

This is a picture of your enemy, Todd Flanders.

This is a terrible thing that's happened.

This is a tradition.

This is a videotape for my daughter, Maggie. Hey, Maggie!

This is as good as I can do, and I still failed.

This is as half baked as your idea about me having children.

This is gonna be one hell of a match.

This is Homer?

This is hopeless.

This is it. Yes, this is it!

This is Lisa and Bart Simpson. Bart's one of your biggest fans.

This is Myers with the writers. How do we end this picture?

This is not happening!

This is okay. Everybody does it, right?

This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty...

This is so cool.

This is so humiliating. I feel like such a geek.

This is the end of the road. I haven't always been a good kid.

This is the greatest thrill of my life! I'm king of the world!

This is the kind of trickery I'm paying you for.

This is the only time I will ever say this. It is not okay to lose.

This is the worst thing that could happen!

This is tough, need refreshment. Trustworthy beer.

This is where Jaws eats the boat.

This is where Wall Street gets arrested.

This is why we're getting killed!

This is your first visit to our homestead, eh?

This is your speech writer, joke writer, spin doctor...

This isn't a promise I don't expect you to keep.

This isn't about glue.

This isn't going well at all.

This kitchen certainly could use a woman's touch.

This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.

This may not be an appropriate forum for what I'm about to put forth...

This monstrosity costs $82,000?

This old attic's kind of spooky, isn't it?

This old fool's wasted his life.

This one looks very reputable.

This one's for you Kaiser Bill, from the boys in D Company:

This one's not very accurate, but we'll fix it. Okay?

This patch commemorates the destruction of the old quilt.

This profession can strain a marriage.

This Saturday I'll be jumping Springfield Gorge.

This Saturday, your life will be changed forever.

This stunt will put us over the top.

This test is worse than Milhouse's!

This thing has had you moping around for days.

This time, it's only yes.

This was a big decision. I should've listened to my kids, not my dumb wife.

This way, Mr. President!

This will be the art event of the century! Michelangelo's David...

This will give the humans the perfect flavor.

Those are my ideas. You people don't think!

Those silver and blue guys are the Dallas Cowboys.

Thou shalt not steal!

Thou shalt not.... Covet...

Three cents' worth of sauce could save us hours in labor.

Three days of detention. You know where and when.

Three Men And A Comic Book

Three: It was like that when I got here.

Throw him out, Smithers!

Thursday, I'm going food shopping. You can come if you like.

Thursday. Meat loaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.

Till 6 a.m., my dearest darling, on my last day on Earth.

Time to get up, Lisa. It's a school day.

Time to hit the books.

Time will tell. Kent Brockman, on line for an old man's money.

To Bart: Thanks for visiting me...

To be honest...

To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman.

To find out, we'll need money, provisions and a diving bell.

To honor America, please rise for our national anthem...

To live. I thank you.

To me, the high jinks of comic characters...

To pronounce it correctly, I would have to pull out your tongue.

To prove what?

To show there's no hard feelings, here's a copy of my book:

To still my beating heart I stood repeating

To think I wasted my life in boardrooms and meetings.

Today he wears gym shorts, tomorrow he speaks French...

Today we will begin selecting a class president.

Today, one Abraham "Grampa" Simpson announced...

Today, we wash Beulah. Do you know what that is?

Today's Christian doesn't think he needs God.

Today's topic will be hell.

Tomorrow our topic will be "Religion: Which Is the One True Faith?"

Tomorrow, how about making your patented pork chops?

Tomorrow? Oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning on...

Tomorrow? Sure! What the hey? I'd love to come to your barbecue.

Tonight we are going to witness automotive history.

Tonight, my most dangerous stunt.

Tonight, Sherbert's Schubert's Unfinished Symphony.

Too bad we don't live on a farm. Let's go.

Too bad. It'll be a great fight.

Too big to be human. Send kids to dislodge it.

Too cornball.

Too cutesy.

Too practical.

Top of the morning to ye!

Touchdown, Simpson!

Tractor pulls. Atlanta Braves baseball. Joe Franklin!

Tree falling in the woods. Tree falling in the woods. Tree falling....

Tree House of Horror

Truck a saurus feels very badly about what happened.

Truck a saurus!

Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. How good could it be?

Trust me, Homer.

Try another one. If a tree falls and no one's around, does it make a sound?

Try Grandma's World.

Trying to get us killed?

Twelve bucks and a free cookie. What a country.

Twelve bucks! Hey, I can bleed.

Twenty eight minutes till Burns comes. Time for Operation Mail Take.

Twenty million women, and I had to marry Jane Fonda.

Twenty tons and four stories of car crunching, fire breathing insanity!

Two birds with one stone! Okay, everybody out!

Two for Martin. Want another re count?

Two forty nine! Yeah!

Two g****s? Who cares?

Two measly, stinking g****s.

Two minutes younger. Skin like a china doll. Bosoms till Tuesday.

Two suggestions are Mr. Nerd strom and Mr. Booger strom.

Two titans in their prime. This is going to be one hell of a match!

Two. One. Bing!

Type.

Uh oh, a zit. No problemo.

Uh oh. I mean, good!

Understand that you couldn't leave Selma.

Unless the next word was "burp, " don't bother.

Unless you taped over this, you probably wonder about your dad.

Unlike the efficient Indians...

Until then.

Up from the Muck. The Unsinkable Sadruddin Mahabaradad.

Usually when I have a thought, there's others. Something says yes and no.

Usually, I have to wrestle the bucket out of your mitts.

Vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow

Vandalism fans, hold on to your hats.

Venus

Very good, Earth boy.

Very good! And another one

Very good.

Very good. Fabulous.

Very nice, indeed.

Very stirring, sir. Here they come.

Very well said. Your king and queen will share their first royal dance.

VH1 for us. 1600 hours of quality programming every day.

Visual aids help so much. Thanks.

Viva skid row! Hey, it's that anchor dude from Channel 6.

Wait a minute, that still leaves one day.

Wait a minute, you did it!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. From C.M. Burns.

Wait a minute. I'm confused. Did you say "cleans and straightens"?

Wait a minute. If I hadn't written that letter...

Wait a minute. Let's see what the kids are up to.

Wait a minute...

Wait a second, is that a bong? You have asthma? All right, move along.

Wait a second. If he's your date, who are you?

Wait one second, let me check.

Wait, Capital City has a mascot. The greatest one there is:

Wait, Capital City has a mascot. The greatest one there is:

Wait, Dad, he's smiling.

Wait, I've been setting my drinks on these things!

Wait, Marge. If honest and open is what you like, get a load of this.

Wait, Mr. Smithers. Homer Simpson is innocent. I did this.

Wait, there was a card. That's what got me so mad!

Wait, there's still more space dust on here.

Wait, wait. Don't go.

Wait! Let me see if I got this right. It's Christmas day, 4:00 a.m...

Wait! You're the guy who owns the nuclear power plant.

Wait. He kicks me in his sleep and his toenails are long and yellow.

Wait. If Lisa goes to school, I go. But if she stays, I stay, so...

Wait. It's only natural there would be things wrong with a home like this.

Wait. Wait. Why don't we take a little study break?

Wait. Who is that young go getter?

Wake up and look at the snow.

Wake up, Bart. Rise and shine, little guy.

Wandering mongrel. Get out of my mom and pop operation.

Wanna come over and listen to it on the radio?

Wanna try a little harder?

Want me to cut out this infernal racket?

War Of The Simpsons

Wasn't that funny, boys and girls? Well? Wasn't it?

Waste your strength, you big, ugly catfish.

Watson Tatum Two. This time it's for money!

Way happening!

Way to go, Homer.

We agreed to consult before major purchases.

We all know it. I'm dumb as a post.

We almost had a scuffle today at the weigh in.

We already had plans.

We asked you not to spit over the side.

We begin at the library.

We can question his disposition, but we can't question his heart.

We can't get enough of each other.

We could do that, yeah.

We could've bought tons of great stuff.

We decided we loved each other enough never to see each other again.

We did build this spaceship.

We do have a product which is more in your price range.

We do not need another college graduate who doesn't know how to sit!

We don't need them to get a Thanksgiving dinner.

We don't usually take rusty money.

We don't want to get separ D'oh!

We ended up with nothing because we can't share.

We face that prejudice every day, but we are happy on our planet.

We figured he'd grab Itchy...

We get over a million channels from the far reaches of the galaxy.

We get some priests

We get that a lot. He left with the casino junket.

We got exactly what we wanted. We gave an old man a second chance.

We have lots of names for these people:

We have meat loaf!

We have one quick stop, and then it's on to Capital City.

We have time for one more report. Bart Simpson?

We have to clean up this room. And we'll need a fern.

We haven't missed pork chop night since the pig scare in '87!

We hold these truths to be self evident.

We hold these truths to be self evident.

We left the baby at the Shelbyville orphanage, and I never saw him again.

We look to snap the longest losing streak in pro baseball.

We may have saved your soul.

We mean you no harm.

We missed the luau. Let's call it a night.

We need to meet.

We never danced the hootchy koo either.

We never did this before.

We never had a family member we can give away.

We offered you paradise.

We own you. Let's see some blood.

We pay Bart $5 a week to take out the trash.

We request the pleasure of your company No.

We request the pleasure of your company No.

We should take it.

We thought you'd gone away from us.

We throw ourselves on your mercy. Please return

We told you to hold on to the handrail.

We traced the call. It's coming from the floor below you! Get out!

We want those dress shields hand washed and drip dried.

We want your big Italian butt out of here!

We went fishing. Almost caught a catfish this big.

We were hoping we could watch the fight.

We were seniors in high school, but we'd never met.

We were watching that.

We will be ending early tonight.

We will be holding our third annual marriage retreat...

We won't settle this tonight.

We worked so hard and now it's all gone.

We would talk about it always: For the first time ever...

We'd get there quicker if I drove my dad's car.

We'd like one of the children to ask a question.

We'd like to sweep them into the gutter or to some other out of the way place.

We'd like you to have a half bottle of champagne for being such good sports.

We'd never give him away, but we're moving, and dogs are forbidden.

We'll be making the most of our childhood years.

We'll be right back with more Grade School Challenge.

We'll get the Simpsons an extravagant present.

We'll go to the video store, grab a burger...

We'll have to move a chair in, but it's no problem. Bart!

We'll leave before they toss the bouquet.

We'll let the jury decide. Good day. Smithers, release the hounds.

We'll pay back those who invited us to their homes.

We'll see who eats whose shorts.

We'll take the kids to your sisters' Saturday night.

We'll teach you to lower your bill by making your own Band Aids.

We're all out. Would you like fruit juice?

We're dying of curiosity.

We're eating with the common man, not Tyrone Power.

We're going to give our marriage a tune up. No fishing.

We're going to have to live together, so you better get used to it. Please.

We're going to see Buddy Hodges.

We're gonna send a message to those bureaucrats...

We're having a family meeting!

We're here.

We're leaving.

We're losing to the Japanese. Why?

We're not talking about a few dollars. We're talking a few thousand dollars!

We're proud of you.

We're putting in an onboard something and rack and peanut steering....

We're really proud of you.

We're rooting for you. Got someplace to sleep tonight, Bart?

We've got $100, and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man.

We've got a utility belt, tricorders, a light saber.... Sorry, kid.

We've got snow formation for you flake lovers.

We've got to stop her. How?

We've only been neighbors for one, two, three, four Eight years.

We've only got two days left. Shut up and paint!

We've set back the children's rights movement for decades.

We've spent money on training, with no improvement.

We've squabbled over money before. Never this much.

We've talked about cable before. You think we can afford it?

Welcome back, Bart. I'm sorry we had such a terrible fight.

Well done, Simpson. Now, walk behind me.

Well, 22. I'm sorry I kept you waiting.

Well, a 59. It's a high F.

Well, a handsome sum that can end this imbroglio once and for all.

Well, a home cooked meal would be a nice change of pace.

Well, am I?

Well, back to Springfield.

Well, happy birthday, Bea.

Well, he must have been motivated.

Well, he's got a pretty good father.

Well, he's stepping up now. He needs to get at least a spare.

Well, how about this severed finger!

Well, how about this? I want to see both eyes up here

Well, how doodlie do.

Well, I do have a warm sense of well being, and I'm slurring my words.

Well, I don't know how intense it was...

Well, I don't think you're my type.

Well, I guess that settles that.

Well, I guess that's artistic temperament.

Well, I guess this is the class I'll die in.

Well, I knew there would be sacrifices.

Well, I'll try.

Well, I'm Abraham J. Simpson.

Well, I'm ready to punch in.

Well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.

Well, if he makes this, he'll be down by 40 pins.

Well, if it isn't Simpson and Gumble, Springfield's Cheech and Chong.

Well, if you have other plans....

Well, if you wanted to make Serak cry, mission accomplished.

Well, isn't that nice?

Well, it sounds interesting.

Well, it was either cable or the mechanical bull.

Well, it was how he said it.

Well, it's all ours!

Well, it's payday. I'll wager you've been looking forward to this.

Well, it's payday. I'll wager you've been looking forward to this.

Well, kids. There it is! Capital City!

Well, Lisa, here it is.

Well, maybe just one more hour.

Well, Mrs. Simpson...

Well, no time for that.

Well, nobody makes a sap out of Bartholomew J. Simpson.

Well, now, children, here we are.

Well, okay, you're the sickie. Goodbye, Lisa.

Well, okay.

Well, okay.

Well, okay.

Well, okay. Can you do the cranberry sauce?

Well, Selma hated Egypt too. A camel spit on her.

Well, sir, for one thing...

Well, sure!

Well, that last story was a warmup for this macabre tale I call:

Well, that's game. Hasta mañana, Osvaldo.

Well, the next few years are a blur.

Well, the world is safe again.

Well, this is my day, and we do, sir.

Well, today being my Saturday, I guess I'll be taking my comic.

Well, we can't blame them for trying, can we?

Well, we did kind of yell at him and sent him to his room...

Well, well, "Mr. Universe" takes a walk.

Well, well. Our dashing, young junior executive.

Well, what's the good word?

Well, you certainly captured the moment.

Well, you want to try that H. Powell?

Well, you win.

Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you, Bart?

Well, you're free to go.

Well?

Well....

Well....

Well....

Were you just gonna leave, just like that?

Weren't you listening? This is a breakthrough.

What a fun filled evening.

What a haul this year. I love Halloween.

What a lame o!

What a surprise! We were just pulling taffy.

What a wingding. This is much better than my girlfriend's party.

What about that bash with champagne...

What about that history test? Piece of cake?

What about them?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Everybody's worried.

What are you doing? Give me that!

What are you saying?

What are you waiting for? Go shake your moneymaker.

What are your roots? What can they teach us?

What choice do I have?

What did I say about encouraging him?

What did I tell you? I bet it's filled with rubies, sapphire, pearls.

What did you do? Kill a judge?

What did you kids do today?

What did you learn in school?

What do you know? You're right.

What do you say to those out there who wish to suppress David 's doodle?

What do you say we freshen up our little drinkie poos?

What do you suggest for a family unsure about being here?

What gives? These donuts are piling up.

What happened here?

What happens when a child has insanely violent role models like these?

What have I done? I mean, the zoo was fun...

What if you watch it over at my house?

What interests does she have?

What is it? What? Smartline?

What is that there?

What is this?

What is this?

What is this? What do you want?

What is with these people?

What is your opinion of Dr. Riviera?

What kind of warped human being would find that funny?

What matchbook art school did you flunk out of, housepainter?

What now?

What say we settle this, man to man?

What the ?

What the hell is that?

What the hell, I'll just crush him.

What was the pirate's name in Treasure Island, Bart Simpson?

What were you like as a boy? Did you have a dog that you loved?

What you're doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice.

What?

What? Blast his hide to Hades!

What? Come on, you stupid tube!

What? If you're having second thoughts, read this.

What? Is this Saturday?

What? Neither boy lost.

What? Oh, thank you.

What? The man was a fool!

What'd you get for number one?

What'll we do?

What's going on out here?

What's happened to you? All this greediness and lying...

What's that word you use for when you and I...?

What's the matter? I thought you'd be used to failing.

What's the problem?

What's this? Did you do it?

What's up? You're not your normal self.

What's wrong with you? Show some spirit!

What's your idea?

What's your opinion of him?

Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger.

Whatever Homer wants...

Whatever you kids want to do today, tell me.

When a man's biggest dreams include seconds on dessert...

When a tick begins to suck your blood...

When Bart wins approval for being a fool

When he sleeps he makes chewing noises.

When he smiles, you see these teeth.

When he's not in class, he risks his ass!

When I get you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

When I got home, I realized who I should've gone with.

When I say give me a ticket, just give me a ticket!

When I see you forming vowels and continents

When I was a young buck...

When I was your age, 50 cents was a lot of money.

When I was your age, I wanted a child sized electric light bulb oven.

When Simpson showed up, it took years off my life.

When the papers have found their new flavor of the month...

When the saints go over there

When this announcement's done...

When we arrive, there will be plenty of time to chew the fat.

When we're intimate?

When white met bread.

When you feel like coming down, we'll be there.

When you love somebody, you must have faith...

When you save a rich man's life, he showers you with riches.

When you sold me the house you didn't mention one thing.

When you're middle class...

When your life takes you places.

Where am I gonna get 50 bucks?

Where are we supposed to get a sitter?

Where can he be?

Where did you see it last?

Where do they get their ideas?

Where do you stand on this controversial issue?

Where is he?

Where is it?

Where would a child get the idea to attack her father with a mallet?

Where's a fun place we can take Grampa?

Which cities will be in your itinerary?

Which way do you think that was?

While Bailey is beloved by all...

While I pondered Weak and weary

While I'm technically married...

Who am I kidding? I love you more than ever!

Who am I kidding? I really am a failure.

Who are those guys in chess that don't matter?

Who cares about some test? Life's too short!

Who could've imagined that reforms would pay off so quickly?

Who is that old geezer? What's he done with Homer Simpson?

Who knows? I did play Rum Tum Tugger in Cats. Anybody see it?

Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's smoke.

Who? Oh.

Who's up for a cram session? I'll go first.

Whoa! Good morning, world!

Whoa! My whiffle balls, my water rockets!

Why all the questions?

Why are my teeth showing like that?

Why are we dancing around the obvious?

Why are you doing this? Why can't you accept that I'm here with someone?

Why are you looking at me like that? You believed his story!

Why are you scaring us? To keep us from getting close...

Why can't I ever get here on time?

Why can't she be more like...? Well, not like Bart.

Why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?

Why did you do that?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Why do you need a sitter? I'm 10 1/2!

Why don't I go talk to the children?

Why don't you go on the gambling junket?

Why don't you guys come over for a barbecue tomorrow?

Why don't you just waddle over and get it?

Why don't you pay for the fight yourself?

Why don't you take "con"?

Why don't you tell us about why you're here?

Why get nothing while a guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?

Why is the world a cesspool of corruption?

Why not? I paid for it.

Why should she have a better husband than you?

Why were you making us eat?

Why, it's a death ray, my good man. Behold.

Why, look who's here! It's good old you!

Why, Simpson!

Why, there's a letter from you. I'll read it right now.

Why? What did you do?

Widowed, bad hip, liver disorder.

Widower, one son, one working kidney. And you?

Will Radioactive Man act in time to save the Earth?

Will the Simpsons be attending?

Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?

Will you get ? Hey, go protest outside, will you? Now!

Will you kids shut up?

Will you quit staring at me like that?

Wise guy.

Wise guy. Little smart aleck....

Wish I was old enough to smoke Laramies.

With bells and magic frogs with funny hats.

With funding, this baby could destroy an area the size of New York.

With pleasure, sir.

With that feisty attitude, you'll bury us all, Grampa Simpson.

With the fickle fans already forgetting me...

With the way you talk into your chest...

With this team. Your muckraker, character assassin...

With this team. Your muckraker, character assassin...

Witnesses estimate the man's weight at 400 to 500 pounds.

Woe unto Shelbyville, should they underestimate our strength.

Wonderful!

Worse than nothing. Just a big, scary rock.

Would you be interested in joining me?

Would you be interested in this stereo? A $500 value

Would you boys like some milk and microwave s'mores?

Would you have gotten any money for being class president?

Would you like more macaroni and cheese?

Would you like to bring legal action against the fiend who did this?

Would you like to contribute something to it?

Wow, a woman mud pool driver.

Wow, Flash Bailor came on to my wife!

Wow, neat. It smells historic.

Wow, Number 9! That's before Fallout Boy became his ward.

Wow, Radioactive Man Number 1! I bet it's worth a million bucks.

Wow, that's cold.

Wow, that's service.

Wow, we have so much catching up to do.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! I did it.

Wow! Super fish!

Wow! Swanky!

Wow! What great kids. This is the golden age, Marge!

Wow. Breathe it in, boys.

Writing tickets must make you thirsty. Have a couple on the house.

Yay, Bart!

Yeah, at the worst possible time.

Yeah, beg me, Bart. Beg me!

Yeah, but don't say it like that.

Yeah, but we're looking for my brother today.

Yeah, I saw you chasing Bart's ambulance.

Yeah, I think I can.

Yeah, mama! Take it off!

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right. Good luck.

Yeah, there's this family I hang out with.

Yeah, these 12 hour days are killing me.

Yeah, well, that's always been like that.

Yeah, what about that?

Yeah! Where is it?

Yeah? The fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day.

Yeah? Well, all right. Goodbye.

Yeah.

Yeah. For a dollar, a man sold me 35 Caspers and a dozen Lois Lanes.

Yeah. I want you to help me design a car.

Yeah. You should only drink to enhance your social skills.

Yep, General Sherman. They say he's 500 pounds of bottom dwelling fury.

Yes, Dad.

Yes, dear?

Yes, Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford, the Sorbonne, the Louvre.

Yes, he's been our family physician and friend...

Yes, Homer, I have.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I've heard of your late night panel discussion show. I'd love to!

Yes, it is, but his approach has been wrong from the beginning.

Yes, master.

Yes, sir!

Yes, sir!

Yes, sir. A very inane one.

Yes, sir. It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon.

Yes, there is such a place. Believe me.

Yes, we do have hamburgers and fries in England...

Yes, we saw a daredevil last night...

Yes, you do! I hope you're happy, Bart!

Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. And it's been the backbone of our country...

Yes. I ate two g****s. Please charge me for them.

Yes. Now don't be stingy with the blush, Smithers.

Yes. Now, old chum...

Yes. So I know you appreciate why you can never....

Yesterday, he read us Charlotte's Web and cried at the end.

Yet you ran his limo off a cliff and drove a bus through his front door?

Yo, little help!

You always do that hand thing. And it usually works.

You and your whole lousy operation stinks. I quit!

You are my best friend.

You are not fine! You are in constant pain!

You are smooth. I'll give you that.

You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. Hey, neighbor! I can see you!

You aren't the only beings who have emotions, you know.

You bad dog! Bad neighbor dog! Here, let me help you up.

You both have to sign? I hope blood isn't necessary.

You bought those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire.

You broke up that meeting.

You can come down to dinner when you're ready to apologize.

You can go fishing anytime. But we're here to save our marriage.

You can have it for $40.

You can move in with your sisters and raise the kids and I'll...

You can smoke cigars?

You can take him tomorrow.

You can tell me not to do it, but you can't watch me 24 hours a day.

You can't do this to me! I'm Charles Montgomery Burns!

You can't fire the players, so you fire the mascot!

You can't help but feel a little rejected.

You can't hold me back. I swear I'll do better.

You could double your money.

You covered up my paper!

You dedicate the fight to your manager!

You demonstrated applied knowledge.

You did! Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day!

You didn't tell me it was built on an Indian burial ground!

You do?

You don't belong here. You don't belong here.

You don't do these things to be rewarded. You do it to help someone.

You don't have to do that. I can throw myself out.

You don't know how often I'm asked that.

You don't understand.

You don't understand. I can't

You don't wanna cash in?

You don't want to show up for your big date looking like Yosemite Sam.

You express yourself in the home you keep and the food you serve.

You fall backwards and rely on your spouse to catch you.

You find the inner beauty of your subject.

You got a tan.

You got me.

You got that right.

You guys are hanging on my every word. I'm the center of attention.

You guys can come read it anytime.

You have a special motivation going into this bout.

You have to accept that I feel that way about your father.

You have yourself a bet, you jackaninny!

You haven't lost the common touch.

You haven't seen the last of Willie!

You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week.

You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly. Genius at work.

You I've never seen before.

You idiot! My girlfriend, Bea. Since this is the only store I know

You just made yourself a very powerful enemy, old man.

You just need to develop a callous.

You kids like my jumps, and I love you for it...

You kids won't put me in a home?

You knew the City Forensics Finals are tomorrow...

You know his blood type? How romantic!

You know how much it costs to run for office?

You know our district psychiatrist, Dr. J. Loren Pryor.

You know the letters people write. "Dear somebody...

You know what they cost me? There's maybe $40 worth of steel in them.

You know what's scarier?

You know, 1754. The famous defeat to the French.

You know, Halloween is a strange holiday. I don't understand it.

You know, Homer, you're like no one I've ever met before.

You know, I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate.

You know, kids, I'm sure we'd all like to remember Dirk Richter...

You know, Marge, we're great parents.

You know, monkey? You know what I mean?

You know, Mr. Burns, my family and I feel that taxes are too high.

You know, today's the last day of our special week...

You know, yours is the only show I'll do.

You left something out: Ravishing!

You lie!

You little !

You look different, Homer. Lose weight?

You look swell. And the house! You've done.... Whatever!

You love me!

You made a mockery of our meeting. I should fire you on the spot!

You made me miss the last moments of Bea's life.

You may find this hard to believe, but in my salad days...

You may not remember me. I mooned for rebuttal.

You may remember me from Cry Yuma and Here Comes the Coast Guard!

You mean duke it out?

You mean like I'm dead? Sure.

You mean this?

You might have noticed Daddy acting strange and probably don't know why.

You must be a bigger man. There's a wonderful girl's future at stake.

You must be at least 8 years old.

You must have a few tricks left up your sleeve.

You must kill them all. They all must die.

You must spend one night in a haunted house.

You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me.

You never do anything right.

You never lose appealing to the lowest common denominator.

You only get this tiny cup of sauce, and I always run out.

You pay into the insurance fund. What do you get?

You pay into the insurance fund. What do you get?

You promised me you wouldn't watch that trash. Go to your room!

You promised you'd only have six servings of pork a week.

You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. Try again, if you dare!

You really are a sport, Dad, taking us to a fine restaurant like that.

You scum sucking pus bucket!

You see that dark spot there? Whiplash.

You see, Gramps, I wanna customize the bus.

You see, the problem is, you don't know me. I have references.

You see? Now that's a sewing finger, honey.

You seem preoccupied, my little pudding cup.

You seem to be *******.

You should go to bed. We've had a big day.

You shouldn't watch that other channel.

You son of a !

You son of a bitch! Good show!

You sponge head, of course I'd have been better off!

You stink!

You stink! You're a senile, bucktoothed mummy...

You sure about this? Doesn't look friendly.

You sure have got some education.

You think so? My art teacher hated them.

You think this is about money? It's not. It's worse.

You think your dogs know the "stay" command.

You wanted to see me?

You will die slowly.

You will die.

You won't be watching any more. Ever!

You won't even get that. Offer's expired.

You won't find the freeloader or Charlie Chaplin's little tramp here.

You would have been treated like gods and lived forever in beauty.

You would have experienced emotions greater than what you call love...

You, conceal it.

You, easy. Get off my property!

You. How would you improve the situation?

You'd find it in any nuclear facility...

You'd think I was crazy if I did this.

You'll also get this faux pearl necklace...

You'll make me the most famous fisherman ever.

You'll see what it's like to watch a family member risk his life...

You're a fraud and a phony, and they'll find you out.

You're ahead 5 1 to 49. Congratulations, Mr. Governor.

You're amazing. Now you can conjugate all the regular verbs...

You're an inspiration to us in Waste Management.

You're better off. Rich people aren't happy.

You're broke. You don't have Karl. He's not here.

You're busted, Dad.

You're cramping me.

You're crazy. I'm telling your mom!

You're dear and honest and open, without a trace of pretension.

You're dying and you wouldn't even stop to have a beer with your buddies?

You're fired! What are we paying you for?

You're going fishing? I can't believe your selfishness.

You're here for a reason. Is your father stealing bread?

You're learning lessons tonight...

You're meeting the world's best daredevil, Lance Murdock.

You're my best friend. You're my best friend.

You're my wife and I love you very much...

You're not allowed to be hurt now.

You're not. Watch.

You're pleased with your current appearance?

You're poetic in defeat, sir.

You're really great.

You're right, I am! Help me, Marge.

You're right, I'm the best. But they need me over in Capital City.

You're right. I asked for a miracle, and I got it. I gotta study.

You're right. When you're up to it, come to my office and we'll talk.

You're saying

You're staring at a dot.

You're telling me new stuff and minutes later, it's still there.

You're telling me our marriage is in trouble?

You're the best teacher I'll ever have.

You're the boss. Next stop, Funsville.

You're the fattest thing I've ever seen...

You're thinking about fishing while I'm talking.

You're trapped. You're not smart enough to get out of this.

You're watching Top Hat Entertainment. Adult programming all day, every day.

You're welcome. Tell the nurse it's my bath time.

You're with the players' wives. Cheer for me.

You've actually found a practical use for geometry!

You've been called up to Capital City.

You've been the sober ying to my raging yang.

You've come to the right place. First, look into each others' eyes.

You've earned eternal damnation for your evil deeds.

You've got to help me. Mr. Burns wants me to make a speech.

You've gotta be 18. Let's see some I.D.

You've made my day. You're a true gentleman.

You've reached Dr. Monroe's Anxiety Line.

You've rubbed it in the whole time. Your family is better than my family.

You've ruined me, you've crippled your family and baldness is hereditary!

You've ruined Thanksgiving!

You've sold me!

You've still got the magic, Marge.

You've systematically alienated Springfield's entire art community.

Young Flanders has the honor and will tee off first.

Young Flanders has the honor and will tee off first.

Your "resume" seems in order. Do you have any specialties?

Your beer is from farther away. You and your son like each other.

Your beer. Is draft okay? Just put in the tap last week.

Your belt says "State of Texas, " but it wasn't a state until 1845.

Your brother could be anywhere, even Detroit.

Your campaign's moving like a runaway freight train.

Your canine is in my pool again. I'm calling the dog warden.

Your door wasn't locked well enough.

Your eyes will burst and some horrible stuff...

Your eyes! I forgot how beautiful they are.

Your first date in 25 years is more important than playing cards.

Your grades have gotten worse.

Your homework is always so neat. Does your father help you?

Your Honor, I'd like to call to the stand...

Your magazines. How many of these guys are Corey?

Your mother must have painted this.

Your obedient servant, Karl. Good luck, sir.

Your painting is bold but beautiful.

Your pal, Captain Lance Murdock.

Your progress astounds me. I'll leave you two alone.

Your sanctuary from the frenzy of modern life.

Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at the X rays!

Your spirits have imparted a glow to this old warhorse.

Your stomach will swell. Your intestines will writhe and boil.

Your team needs you! Come on!

Your third bowl. I think you're on the mend.

Your visit was a ray of sunshine...

Your wife agreed I should tell you.

Your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt. You make me sick.

Yours is dancing on dugouts.

Yours truly, Marge Simpson.

Yours truly, Some Bozo." Big loss.

Yuck. Quit it, Dad.

Zebu. Zebu.

Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her regards.

2 1 4 8, this is it.

2:00 is fine. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert.

2.50.

3:00, old building, room 106.

5 year olds know this is as choreographed as ballet.

11:30! That's just great!

100 bucks? It's a generous offer, sir, but his medical bills alone

begat Ahimaaz. Ahimaaz begat

begat Phinehas. Phinehas begat Abishua.

Krusty, whose program brings us Itchy & Scratchy every afternoon....

or even a square deal.

..."Satan's Little Helper." Santa's Little Helper.

...and available sister, Selma. Hey, tubs, I'm Patty!

...and bubble domes.... I gotta call the boss

...and high accident rate. Any suggestions?

...and maybe even loving you? Leave me alone.

...and toss him in acid. Oh, dear.

...and we enjoy his company. Why are we really waiting for Dad?

...are Roger Myers Thank you.

...are we gonna do any fishing? Oh, I'm afraid not.

...at least in this country. Amen. Very nicely said.

...Bea passed away last night. Oh, no.

...because she can't find hers. Lucky you don't keep guns.

...can we keep him? No!

...clean. You're needed in the kitchen.

...don't kick. Got it.

...handful of peanuts, Maude? Oh, sure.

...I'd find better things to do. Such as?

...in the backyard. No

...is six days away. Damnation!

...it's The Krusty the Clown Show! Hey, kids!

...Lisa goes to school.... Don't confuse him.

...Mr. Burns is coming to dinner. What!?

...mudslinger, garbologist. Hello.

...mudslinger, garbologist. Hello.

...or for that matter, hospitals. Sorry.

...passed away two weeks ago. Any response?

...psychosomatic. Does that mean you're crazy?

...the offending technology yourself. Thank you.

...the Simpson matter to attend to. We do indeed, old friend. We do.

...there's a rumble in my belly Homer!

...to go out for dinner. Friday? Pork chop night?

...to promise me you won't do it. Okay, I promise.

...try new things, live life Who said that? Nobody wants that.

...unless I say "hell." He has a point.

...was in my hand... Yeah?

...we would've gotten nothing. Well....

...whether they have money or not? Yes, but it passes.

...why you scarred him for life. No, I didn't! l

...won't get away. I see.

...you have 24 hours to live. 24 hours?

"First prize, $50." "Balloons for everyone who enters."

"Thou shalt not commit adultery." Well, looks like the party's over.

"Thou shalt not make graven images." Oh, my God!

$106,000! Ta ta, Mr. Simpson.

$125! Bart!

$2.50 for this? What a gyp!

$400. I'll give you $5.

A chick! And it's not even ladies' night.

A fly! I put it there.

A lot on the ball? Yeah.

A round of layoffs. Caffeine in the water cooler.

A short speech, "Work. Work. Work." Okay.

Absolutely not! Come on, Marge!

After General Sherman? Who's General Sherman?

After that comes fear. What's after fear?

Ah, Marge. Homer!

Ain't she wonderful? Forgetting something?

Aisle six. All right. But put out that cigar.

All aboard! So, I guess this is it.

All born in wedlock? Yes, but Bart was a close call.

All I got is 30. Then you can't have it.

All of them? Good boy.

All right, Homer! Way to go! What a family.

All right, McBain! Cool!

All right, then. Sorry. Your game is very nice.

All right! I was going to wash my hair.

All right! Three eyed fish! Can I have your plate?

All right. I'm going to Janey's.

All right. If anything happens What could happen?

All you need is self confidence. Unky Herb, I don't know

Allergies? Butterscotch.

Allow me. I said Simpson.

Aloha. Aloha.

Am I going to die? Yes, son!

Amen. Worst prayer yet.

America. You hear that, morons?

Americanize this. Okay.

An elephant's butt? An elephant's butt.

And a dollar for you. A buck.

And a tiny broken toe. Quit it!

And my trout almondine. You knew I was cooking a turkey.

And some camera crews. Cool, man! A media circus!

And that's all he'll ever say. Okay. Okay.

And the kids will get over it. And? What about loving me?

And they should play "La Cucaracha." Can do.

And two of these things. Two uni.

And what if I wish to pay zero? It's up to you.

And? He felt her up.

Another one of that bongo beater! Mr. Schindler

Answer with self confidence. Sort of!

Any calls, Della? Calls? Oh, "calls" !

Any chicks over 8? Not yet, but the afternoon is young.

Any luck? No.

Any more nominations? We nominate Bart Simpson! Speech!

Any questions? When Radioactive Man got injected...

Anything you'd like to say? Ha ha! I didn't apologize!

Approximately $56 million. 56 million?!

Are we having a drug test tomorrow? No. Vendor, two, please.

Are we scared yet? Bart, he's establishing mood.

Are we there yet? Just a little further.

Are you afraid to make a real bet? No, I just

Are you all right? Better than all right. I got stitches!

Are you insane? It's how I get their attention.

Are you insane? It's how I get their attention.

Are you my conscience? I'm

Are you still awake? I've never been more awake in my life.

Are you sure this isn't stealing? Read the pamphlet.

Are you sure you didn't? It's good. I wish I had.

Are you the substitute? I am.

Are you? Are you? Are you? No. No. No.

Aren't you Marge Simpson, the wacko? Yes and no.

Aren't you ready for church, Homer? Huh? What? Okay.

Asimov, Bester, Clarke What about Bradbury?

Ask me anything you like. Can we play kickball?

Assassins! Yep. Read 'em and weep.

Assassins! You bet.

Awesome! You're the king!

Ay, carumba! Bart!

Back to the fight. Get down!

Bargaining. You gotta get me out of this.

Bart ate during the blessing! You opened your eyes.

Bart does. Yes! All right!

Bart dude! Hey, Otto man!

Bart, can you really win? Sure, why not?

Bart, come cheer up your Aunt Selma. Okay.

Bart, don't push him. So you're both against me.

Bart, it's past your bedtime. Okay.

Bart! Bastard!

Bart! Come here. What?

Bart! Stop it. Sorry.

Bart? Victory party under the slide!

Bart? What are you doing?! Nothing.

Bart? Where are you? I'm on the roof.

Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! Bart!

Be that word our sign of parting I shrieked up starting

Beat him up. You got it.

Beat it. You got a liquor license?

Because I looked down her dress. No, no.

Because why? I said so.

Because you're smiling! Excellent!

Become like uncarved stone. Done.

Beer here! Duff Beer! Beer. Did you hear that, Marge?

Beg your pardon? The ticket!

Bien. I can't believe it. It's sticking.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yes, ma'am.

Blah, blah, blah. Yes, ma'am.

Blue. Red. Green.

Bluebeard? Sit down. I'll see you after class.

Boat ride! Pony ride!

Boring. He can't sit.

Burns! Eat my shorts! Who the sam hill was that?

Burns? Change it. You do it.

But What?!

But Captain Murdock Thanks!

But cut properly, it's quite tasty. I must get the master.

But don't other people have mail? So they won't get letters.

But driving is my livelihood. Take it like a man.

But here goes. I believe in you. Thanks, man.

But I can't Simpson!

But I played this morning. That's right, he did.

But I'm not going to. Why?

But I'm not saying thank you. You're welcome.

But it was a memorable few days. Amen to that!

But Marge Homer, you will find her a man!

But prove it. You treat me like garbage.

But that was just an idle promise. Not to me!

But there's gotta be a happy medium. Well, you know....

But Truck a saurus is one night only! Cruel fate, why do you mock me?

But we can't blame ourselves. We can!

But you can buy me a pony. You're right!

But you've got to spoil yourself. Yeah.

But, Dad, I don't drink Cut the crap! "I collect the cans."

But, Marge, I want to see my brother! Homer, it's an empty threat.

Bye, book. All right!

Bye, Karl. I'm gonna miss you. Bye, Mr. Simpson.

Bye, Unky Herb. Goodbye, Herb.

Cable clippers. Here you go.

Call me Papa. Some ketchup for your buns, Papa?

Call this number if he falls. I heard that!

Can I be honest? Yes.

Can I have it for $40? 40 bucks? Forget it!

Can I have it for 35. No! Kids.

Can I have it? Yes, but I didn't do it.

Can I help cook? Yes.

Can I think about this? Sure.

Can I watch cartoons? No.

Can I wear jewelry? Sure.

Cease that infernal tootling! I was practicing.

Cherry cordials, sir. Oh, very good.

Chocolate chocolate chip. Check.

Choose your corncob. En garde! Challenge accepted!

Class of '71, right? Principal Skinner.

Cleans and straightens Seen it.

Close the logical part of your mind. Okay.

Come here, baby! Oh, Homer.

Come here, boy. Oh, man.

Come on, kiss me. Please. No, really, I mean it! Now stop it!

Come on. I mean it, boy!

Come to bed, Homie. Sorry, honey.

Coming through! Barney!

Concentrate. Concentrate. I want fugu!

Congratulations. D'oh!

Consonants. With your beautiful mouth and teeth

Could be a big opportunity. I'll say!

Could you do something? I can dress myself.

Could you grade it now? Well, all right.

Couldn't we just use rouge for this? Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.

Crayon

Cute little guy. He's coming around.

D'oh! That was practice. Play it where it lays.

Dad, can you move your head? I can't. It's broken.

Dad, I wanna be a daredevil. Kids say such stupid things.

Dad, I want this more than anything. Well, T.S.

Dad, I'm in love. Why don't you grab yourself a beer?

Dad, let's get out of here. What's your hurry?

Dad, you'll never make it. Don't you think I know that?

Dad! Dad! This is our pet.

Dad! It's you. What do you want?

Dad! Not one word!

Dad! See you downstairs, boy.

Dad! Sonny boy!

Dad! Sonny boy!

Dad? Not now, Lisa. Come on.

Dad? What is it, boy?

Did he have spots all over his body? I heard that!

Did not! Did too!

Did she really write that list? What a question!

Did that make sense? Not really, Bill.

Did they ask you to dress like that? No, this was my idea.

Did they cry? Yes.

Did you bring an umbrella today? D'oh! No.

Did you know that? Yes, ma'am.

Did you know there's a test tomorrow? Yes, ma'am.

Did you make any money? No, but I'm in a lot of pain.

Did you pay for your breakfast? No.

Did you pay for your clothes? No, I didn't.

Did you see their faces? You're my god of generosity.

Did you straighten everything ? Don't say anything, Marge.

Did you swipe those from work? Certainly not. What are you implying?

Dinner! Get a load of that spread.

Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody! The hell with this.

Dinnertime. How come you guys never eat?

Discoloration of the glands. Oh, dear.

Do any of these suits do that? No.

Do I have to do this? No.

Do it again. What?

Do that cute thing you do. What?

Do the hustle! Keep it down!

Do you feel pain in your arm? Both arms.

Do you get HBO? No. That's extra.

Do you have killer giant squid? Not today. Sir?

Do you miss the Antarctic? Now this is spoiling them.

Do you want to hold the baby? I don't know how.

Doing yard work? Who told? Marge, beer me.

Don't answer yet. Sorry.

Don't badmouth the head. It's the thought that counts.

Don't eat another bite. I couldn't possibly.

Don't have a heart attack, old dude. Don't you tell me...

Don't hit me, sir. Oh, that I had the strength to.

Don't mind if I do. Go, go!

Don't people answer the door? Allow me.

Don't toy with me, woman. Couldn't help overhearing.

Down in front! Shut up, boy.

Drop an anvil? Hit her with a piano?

Easy. They moved across the street. Sorry.

Eat my shorts! He says, Nevermore.

Eating is worse. Is not!

Embrace nothingness. Sure.

Eureka! We've found it! But, sir, it's $32,000!

Even pork chops? Absolutely. We've a tennis court

Evening, Carver of Graven Images. Homer the Thief. How's business?

Every time you're near? I've gotta get out of here.

Evil? Quiet. You're scaring your mother.

Excellent. Bart, would you say grace?

Excuse me, are you a shyster? How does a nice girl know that word?

Excuse me, is this an orphanage? You're a little late.

Fallout Boy! Yes, you, the masked boy.

Far out! Do you have plans after graduation?

Faster! Faster! I'm twirling as fast as I can!

Father! I thought you were dead. I was!

Finally, acceptance. We all gotta go sometime.

Fine! Then you tell one scarier. Flashlight, please.

Finished. Merciful heavens, you're bleeding!

First, denial. No way! I'm not dying!

Five years. Your family may be watching.

Five! It was worth it!

Flanders, can I borrow the camcorder? Okey dokel!

Fried shrimp. Sloppy joes.

From the desk of Ringo Starr! Dear Marge....

From the Shelbyville Orphanage? How did you know?

Gee, don't quit. All right.

Get down before the neighbors see Simpson!

Get off! You're kidding me!

Get on the bus, Dancing Homer! Shut up! I'm thinking of a name!

Get out! Criminal! I'll go see a neighbor.

Get over here. Bring 50 bucks for bail! 50 bucks?

Get to the point. You want me to be open minded...

Get with the times, man. We played that before marriage.

Give it a girl's name. Mom.

Give it a name. Mr. Putter.

Give it to us. Bart!

Give it up. It's locked up tight. Locked, eh?

Give me another. Go easy on the alcohol.

Give me one with lots of pep. Our cars don't have pep.

Give me some nachos, Homer saurus. Here, Bart a saurus.

Give me the list! I can read. All right. Goodbye.

Give up, there's a six stroke limit. I can still make this for five.

Giving me a total of? Six. We're on our way.

Glasses? Gag ice cubes?

Go ahead. Charles Montgomery Burns:

Go away! Oh, come on, Dad.

Go for it, Dad. I beg you to reconsider.

Go, Dancing Homer! Get up, man! Lively up yourself, Dancing Homer.

Good boy. Hi, Dad.

Good God, no! Well put.

Good God! Is this some kind of joke? No, they're serious.

Good morning, everybody. Good morning.

Good morning, Moe's Tavern! It's the president.

Good question. Well, I guess I can't.

Goodbye, son. Wait! Don't do it!

Grampa? Hey! Who? What?

Great. How much? $1000.

Great. Tell her she earned it. She did earn it.

Green. I was right!

Gross! Yet strangely compelling.

H 2 Whoa! Whoa!

Happy anniversary, Homer. Our anniversary, are you sure?

Have a nice day at school. Get my homework.

Have fun. We will.

Have you painted the rich? No, just Ringo Starr.

Have you thought of what to tell them? Nothing, it'll just upset them.

He certainly did, Bill. Wait, what did ?

He doesn't care, Mom. I do. I want a beer while I'm caring.

He doesn't make me want to cheer. I pity him, making a fool of himself.

He had some bimbo in Kansas City. Throw at his head!

He lives in Detroit. Fine. Thank you.

He saved you. I see.

He says he mentioned it. Let's go, kids.

He smells like a photo lab. Stop it!

He won't sign my ball. He's a fine role model.

He'll never get away with it. He just goes too far.

He's asking me. I know. Nothing's wrong with it.

He's awake! Oh, Bart!

He's Bill. He's Marty.

He's crazy! Yet this company does this every day.

He's gone. Forever. And?

He's got my vote. Homer, we're a Mary Bailey family.

He's no wittier than others. Oh, yeah? Look.

He's not home! Even better.

He's perfect now, is he? He's not perfect, but he is nice.

He's your boss. You have to mail it? Yep.

Hello, Dr. Hibbert. Hello, Lisa.

Hello, in there. Homer?

Hello, Mrs. Homer! Apu, why are you here?

Hello, Reverend Lovejoy? This is Mrs. Lovejoy. Just a minute.

Hello, Selma. Hello, Stanley.

Hello, sir. Hello.

Hello? Mr. Simpson, it's Karl.

Hello? This is Sylvia Winfield.

Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! Knock it off! I'm here!

Hello. Hello, Charles.

Hello. Homer Simpson is a brilliant man...

Hello. Homer Simpson is a brilliant man...

Hello. How's my big, important executive?

Hello. That'll be 18.50, Bwana.

Herb? You look just like

Herbert! Homer!

Here we are, sir. Oh, no!

Here we go. Excellent wrist action.

Here you go, doll face. Okay, Homer. Just relax.

Here you go. I don't want it.

Here's a story that's scarifying. Oh, brother.

Here's lemonade for your protest. Thanks, Mom.

Here's what I was looking for. Blue chips closed up 3 3/4.

Here's your crown, Your Majesty! Get away from me!

Hey, Bart dude. Hey, Otto man. What's that?

Hey, buddy, where's your date? She's with him.

Hey, cool, man! Our lives have taken an odd turn.

Hey, everybody, I'm home. Bart? You're home!

Hey, feels warm. Kind of nice. Well, it's just the prototype.

Hey, Lisa, indeed! What? What is it?

Hey, listen, lady Oh, don't call me lady.

Hey, Martin. I have nothing of value.

Hey, that got her going! Bitchen!

Hey, they do look alike. How did Richie die?

Hey, what's happening, hepcats? No way.

Hey, what's that? That was Napoleon's hat.

Hey, who's that? I don't know.

Hey, would you like to go ? She's mine!

Hey! You don't have to pay! This must be your father.

Hi, Bart! Get bent.

Hi, Helen. Hi.

Hi, Lisa. Hey, gang.

Hi, Lisa. Hey, Ralph.

Hi, Lisa. Hi, Mrs. Norton.

Hi, prom date. Marge, pour vous.

Hi, Simpson, having fun? What are you doing here?

Hi, team. This project is our top priority.

Hi! Help me. I'm in jail.

Hi. Please come in.

Hi. I brought you a mug. Thank you.

Hide the stuff I borrowed from work! Borrowed?

Hire him. I'll call you back.

His girlfriend does the weather. You don't say.

Hitler! North Dakota?

Hitler? I'm still beating you, boy.

Homer Simpson went on a diet. Oh, my God! And I just bought a boat!

Homer, all these flies. Not to worry.

Homer, I found your weights. Oh, the Glutimus Maximizer.

Homer, I'm a Bailey booster. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a Burns booster.

Homer, why are you here? Oh....

Homer, you should pick up Grandpa. Halftime, Marge.

Homer! Just kidding, Marge.

Homer! What?

Homer! Bart! Lisa! Maggie! Stop it! Sorry, Dad.

Homer! What's this in the corner? I don't know.

Homer! You promised. That I wouldn't eat? Never. You lie.

Homer? Marge?

Homer? What?

Homer. What?

Homework's not his specialty. It's okay. My dad could

Honey, I'm home! There's an original sentiment.

Honey, you're in the way. Can't I help?

How about a pony? Okay!

How are you, Bart? Fine.

How can ? You don't know what this means.

How come you can watch cartoons? Because.

How did a lion get rich? It was the olden days!

How did he say it? He....

How did it go? We got a pretty good kid there.

How do we end this? Let's see....

How do you know? Mother taught me never to kiss a fool.

How do you make it go away? Grab a brush...

How European! Come on! I gotta get home!

How many hairs on my head? Homie, you have lots of hair.

How many people are coming? Just a select circle.

How many teeth do I have? Sixteen.

How much would you pay for all this? $1000!

How much? Well, they're not giving them away.

How old do you think I am? I don't know. 102?

How? He charged Dimoxinil.

How's it going, Bart? Terrible. No one's buying.

How's the retreat? I thought our marriage...

How's this? There you go!

Huh? "Love thy neighbor."

I admire the force of his conviction. I'm in the class?

I always said she was gifted. Definitely from our side. Right, Mom?

I am smiling. You'll have to do better than that.

I beg your pardon? We found your book.

I believe you have a letter for me. What's your first name?

I brought some imported generic beer. Thank you, Barney.

I called it off. Judas!

I can call you Grampa, can't I? Go ahead.

I can't believe how cheap it was. Motivated seller.

I can't believe it! Yeah, Mom!

I can't. Come on. I bet you're good.

I can't. Sure you can.

I could hear the air being torn, sir. Oh, shut up!

I did it. Wow! All right!

I didn't think it'd burn so fast. It's the paper.

I do. You ain't getting it!

I don't Take it and tell me!

I don't believe it! He's blown it!

I don't have any. You're holding out on me.

I don't have to entertain you. Do it! Do the blood thing.

I don't know how. You do, you just don't know it.

I don't know which one to hug first. The boy.

I don't know. Marge.

I don't know. I mean Just say whatever's in your heart.

I don't want that to happen to me. Please, Homer?

I don't want to strangle my dog. Pull the bloody chain, boy!

I don't want to think about it. Daddy's home, sugar.

I fished a dime out of the sewer! No way. What do you want?

I forbid you to jump. You can't.

I got a date with an angel. You don't know how right you are.

I guess I'll go and watch cartoons. No! I'm sorry about the dinners.

I have to get enough for everybody. But you could lose everything!

I haven't seen you in school. Okay, Simpson.

I haven't taught you anything! What?

I heard Mr. Burns crushed your boy. Yeah.

I just wanna snuggle. I don't feel like snuggling.

I know the answer. What's your name?

I know you're faking it. Keep your mouth shut.

I like that statue. I knew she was soft on nudity.

I love you too! Sorry to scare you like that, babe.

I love you, Dad. I love you too, son.

I love you, Homer! I love you, Karl Marge.

I love you, son! The old guy's a little love starved.

I miss Bea. I miss you too.

I need your help. You do?

I order you to buy those shoes! You're the boss!

I overheard you warping Bart's mind. And?

I plan to ask your aunt to marry me. Your funeral.

I reached him. Drive defensively.

I recommend the raw quail egg. You're the doctor!

I said cover for me, damn it! Master, we need your skilled hands.

I said he ruined Thanksgiving. Oh, I see.

I said now! Mom, do I have to?

I see. What's your name? Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

I storm right out. That's telling them.

I suppose you want a beer? Me, sir?

I think that's pretty spurious. Well, thank you, honey.

I think we better set an example. Absolutely!

I thought the wives would be closer. This section is for the ex wives.

I thought there's good in everybody. Just paint a nice picture of him

I wanna help people, not kill them! Oh.

I wanna read it again. Nice try.

I wanna see yours. I don't have one.

I wanna tell them about my jump. Okay.

I want a boat ride. Pony ride!

I want to hear your witty banter. You can't have fun in bed.

I want to pay you $200,000 a year! And I want to let you!

I want you to find Selma a husband. Find a husband?!

I was only reading I agree. If I am elected governor...

I was silent due to emotion. Sorry.

I won't jump anymore. I promise! Thank God! Thank God!

I wouldn't ask, except I'm desperate. Sure.

I wouldn't feel weird. I'm comfortable with it.

I'd be delighted! Excellent.

I'd give, except for one thing. What?

I'd rather get to work. We'll start with yard work.

I'll be sore tomorrow. We've done all we can.

I'll call every day. Me too.

I'll cancel. No.

I'll give you a taste of me hand. No!

I'll have one. Make it two.

I'll make up for it. Who's up for cartoons?

I'll miss you, spit brother. I'll miss you, spit brother.

I'm a big fool. No, you're not.

I'm a chicken, am I? Right.

I'm Artie, Marge's date for the prom. Well, hello.

I'm concerned about you and Lisa. Me too. They're drifting apart.

I'm glad there's a curse here. Huh?

I'm gonna build you a spice rack! Don't go to all that trouble for me.

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die! I know.

I'm her date. I suppose you wanna come in.

I'm painting his portrait. Isn't that wonderful?

I'm sorry I called you a baboon. Think nothing of it.

I'm sorry, Lisa. Apology accepted.

I'm sorry, Marge. Take me home.

I'm your supervisor. Sorry, sir.

I've got a feeling. The wheel only goes to 36.

I've got the best dad in the world. Now you know how that embarrasses me.

I've never felt so alive. Now, the test is tomorrow

I've seen that one. And a monkey.

Ignoramus? It means I'm stupid, doesn't it?

Ignoramus. You are.

In Illinois. Actually, that was Michigan.

In the middle of July? It's a miracle.

Indeed we do. Come in, young man.

Interesting theory. I'm going to find my brother.

Is everything all right? Little Jimmy Pearson.

Is everything all right? Working late, Simpson?

Is Homer there? Homer who?

Is it done yet? It will be ready in 8 seconds.

Is it right to take advantage of him? In these crazy times...

Is Seymour there? Last name Butts. Just a sec.

Is this how you treat your guests? Quiet.

Is this Marge Simpson? Yes.

Is this seat taken? Yes!

Is too! Is not!

Is too. Is not.

Is too. Is not.

Is your boss governor yet? Not yet, son. Not yet.

Isn't that true, Homer? Yes, Dad.

It can be annoying. Homer....

It doesn't look it. Not the famous one.

It isn't going very well. Don't give up.

It means she was faking. It was a little of both.

It turns into a sponge in water. Classy.

It went in. Good shot.

It went on for 30 years. This was before cartoons?

It will not. Oh, yes, it will.

It's a bad influence on children. Give me a break!

It's a baldness cure. Thank you, professor.

It's a raid! What the ?

It's all you can eat! This is like some beautiful dream!

It's all your fault. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

It's an ancient Indian burial ground. Man, this place has everything!

It's an important inning. The 5th.

It's Bart! What show is this?

It's called, "To a Husband." Okay.

It's crying out to cook up good food! Flanders, I said

It's good news, isn't it? No, Mr. Simpson.

It's Hands off My Jerky, Turkey. Clever title.

It's Hands off My Jerky, Turkey. Clever title.

It's her birthday tonight. Right.

It's just that he's self centered. Wait!

It's not important. Let's drive on. You cold blooded monster!

It's not our policy. I'll policy you!

It's ours as much as it's yours. How about this?

It's riveting. Tell it again, Homer.

It's taking up real estate. Stop it!

It's the correct word, isn't it? He's got us there.

It's the only decent thing to do. D'oh!

It's time for Itchy & Scratchy! Boo!

It's true. It's all true. Don't interrupt.

It's very frustrating. I'll bet.

It's your fault I can't talk! Sorry.

It's your fault I'm bald! Sorry.

It's your fault I'm old! Sorry.

Itchy stole Scratchy's ice cream Make it a pie. Easier to draw.

Jack, please. I'm married. That must be what's turning me on.

*******. Cowboys aren't *******.

Just a sec! Otto man! You work here?

Just charge me something, please. Okay.

Just remarkable, sir. You know, it's funny.

Just resting my eyes! Well done.

Just some visitor I muttered

Just tell me you're sorry. Why?

Just this. Artie, please.

Karl. Now go get them, tiger.

Keep the mutants coming! I'll mutant you.

Kids are so easy to please. I hope we're not spoiling them.

Kids can be a trial sometimes. Knock it off!

Kids, I'm moving the seat back. It is back.

Kitty, kitty. Are you all right, Mr. Burns?

Knock it off. We didn't talk.

Krusty! Sorry.

Leave me alone. Just look!

Leave me be. How long did that take you?

Lemonade? Please. Seen it.

Let me get this straight. They thought we would eat them.

Let me hear you play. Why?

Let's finish our soapbox racers. Okay.

Let's get this show on the road. Okay. Let me wash up.

Let's get together. Two days!

Let's have a look at your study area. Study area?

Let's never fight. We were fools.

Let's not talk about that. Let's not talk at all!

lf Bart stays home, I go to school. Fine, then

lf people take an interest Hello, Marge!

lf she's so great, give her an A. I am.

lf the comic book stays, then so do I. Me too.

lf you promise, you have to keep it. Why?

lf you want me to forgive No, I just wish I knew what to say.

Like my wife's ugly sister. Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not picky.

Lisa Simpson. Well, go ahead.

Lisa, can I see you? Yes!

Lisa, this was a bad idea. Mom....

Lisa. Oh, come on, Lisa.

Look, it's Tony Bennett! Hey, good to see you.

Lord, we beseech thee It's no use praying.

Louder. I deserve it!

Lousy bragging know it all showoff. What did he say?

Love at first sight! Jailhouse romance.

Mailman's here. We'll use that.

Make the walls bleed. No.

Marco! Polo.

Marge, get back in bed. No, I'm fine right here.

Marge, get me another beer. Wait, Lisa has some news.

Marge, get the door. What in the world?

Marge, may I go to Moe's for a drink? Sure.

Marge, you have to! I can't make him beautiful!

Martin was trying to steal our comic. Let's tie him up!

May I be excused? No. You know why I gave you this job?

May I make an observation? What is it?

May I speak frankly? Yes.

May we please be excused? Sure.

Maybe a settlement Settlement! Fine!

Maybe I'm not who you should talk to. You're right.

Maybe it was another Bart. There are none!

Maybe it won't be so bad. Oh, my Lord!

Maybe on the ninety ninth time. Try me.

Maybe we don't wanna give it to you. Maybe we wanna haul your butt in.

Me and my big letter writing pen. What's done is done.

Me? Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!

Me? The majors? That's right.

Miss Albright? Yes.

Moe's Tavern. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.

Mom and Dad have been kissing. Gotta run.

Monster makeup. Impressive.

MoonPies, my butt. What's the problem, boy?

More than any honest man can afford! I bet you could.

Morning, girls. Good morning, Bart.

Moses is back. Quick! Everybody, look busy.

Move it, toots! Mom!

Move! I'm here for your safety. God bless that man!

Mr. Bergstrom left. Oh?

Mr. Bergstrom! Hi, Lisa.

Mr. Simpson? What is it?

Mr. Starr, tea. Set it over there.

Mrs. Glick? You must be Bert Simpson.

My clothes are hanging off me. That's wonderful! Right, kids?

My dog ate it. Gotta have one to sell beer.

My God, Bart, you're right! So?

My little boy! Come on, Marge, we're mad at him.

My shoe size? 4 B.

My son, my son. Come on, Flanders. He's not that bad.

Name the pilgrim's boat. The Spirit of St. Louis.

Ned Flanders is having a crisis. Probably stepped on a worm.

Never heard of him, full price. Rip off.

Never mind. Look!

Nevermore Why you little

New York, Springfield Yes?

Next? Syrup.

No one! All right.

No one's caught him? One came close.

No problemo, Unky Herb. He's adorable. My nephew's adorable.

No, Bart! No! That's gross.

No, I can assure you I'm not. I'm the hell raiser.

No, I don't. I've never really 3:00, old building, room 106.

No, it's okay. I'm broke. I'll walk. Yeah, why spoil a perfect evening?

No, thanks. Boys love candy!

No, thanks. We have a propane beauty...

No, thanks. Who's that? That's my brother, Asa.

No, the other shelf. Got it. Now what?

No, you do it. No, you do it.

No, you will. Afraid not.

No, you will. Afraid not.

No! What were you saying? Nothing.

No. Celery with cream cheese?

No. Good.

No. Great! Fine! Go nuts!

No. I want to make sure.

No. I'm sorry, it's coming down.

No. It's coming down. That's it!

No. So, let the baby have his bottle.

No. String beans?

No. This argument humiliates us both.

No. Would you have more work?

No. Come on. Maybe there's something else to do.

No. I need the dime. It is good you're learning a trade.

Not a word. No panto ma mine, either.

Not fugu. If it's cut improperly Yes, it's poisonous, maybe fatal

Not mine. Let me finish.

Nothing. Lisa, tell your father.

Nothing. Wait. What?

Nothing's wrong with it. Excuse me!

Now don't fidget. Listen, lady, you don't have to

Now give your putter a name. What?

Now he'll try to get answers from us. He's pathetic.

Now I know how the Pilgrims felt. What?

Now let's go get some pancakes. Listen, Barney....

Now this is art! Thanks, Mr. Schindler.

Now you know better. Turn the page, Bart.

Now, are you gonna stop bugging me? No.

Now, I have to jump the gorge myself. What? Why?

Now, just a minute. Bosom.

Now, the more you help him... Terrible.

Oatmeal. Oatmeal?

Octopus, third tentacle. Twelfth?

Of what? Better half.

Off the grave. Nirvana?

Oh, boy! Only on the Blockbuster Channel

Oh, boy. How's your car coming?

Oh, Dad, I knew you'd forgive me. I haven't forgiven you!

Oh, dear! Heaven forefend! So the night before the election...

Oh, dear. I want a pony ride.

Oh, dear. Since you get paid either way...

Oh, Homer. Come here. What?

Oh, Mom, that felt awful. I'm sorry. It will all be over soon.

Oh, no! Nunchucks.

Oh, no! He's hurt! Bad!

Oh, no! We've got to get a doctor! Absolutely not!

Oh, shut up. Why are you all dolled up?

Oh, yeah, sure. Watch!

Oh, yeah? Prove it! Here.

Oh! I'm exhausted. Poor baby, been lifting your wallet?

Okay, I'd like a big one then. We don't have a big one.

Okay, I'm sorry too. No, no, no! That won't do at all!

Okay, that stuff I stole from work. Oh, okay

Okay! I win!

Okay. And not just any man!

Okay. Excellent.

Okay. Great....

Okay. Marge's dates always get homelier.

Okay. See you later. Bye!

One more step and you're dead. I have to go to the bathroom.

Only your death! McBain!

Ooh, a feast. Will we be invited?

Open the can. Where's the can opener?

Oui. This will be the greatest night!

Our dad's the greatest! Homer, I'm impressed!

Our only hope is a transfusion. How long to sterilize a needle?

Our speed limit is an anachronism Ignoramus.

Ownership is divided What are you doing?

Papa! Junior!

Pass the bug juice. Wait your turn!

Patty, stop drooling. Look who's talking.

Perfumed by some unseen censer Stupid censer.

Perhaps the TV? Of course. Homer!

Perhaps there is no moral. Exactly! Just stuff that happened.

Pick one. Okay. How did Dad propose to you?

Pick out any one you want. You sure you want to give me a car?

Please don't make me do it. You owe me one.

Please, Dad? No!

Please, Dad? No!

Please, Dad? Okay!

Please, Dad. No.

Please. I made it just for you.

Plutonium rod used as paperweight. Now that shouldn't be.

Proceed, Mr. Hutz. Thank you.

Proceed, Smithers. Our first issue is low productivity...

Promise me you won't ever watch it. Okay.

Promise me. I promise I won't watch it.

Promise you won't tell. I promise.

Pull your chair closer, my son. What is it, Dad?

Pure hilarity! Pure Homer!

Put a record on. What are their names?

Put a smile on his card, Smithers. Already there, sir.

Put it there, man. All right!

Put it there. You're welching on our bet?

Put something on top, for flavor. Now you're talking!

Questions? What does this monstrosity cost?

Quit bugging me about the pirate. Long John Silver, Dad.

Quit! You quit!

Quoth the Raven Nevermore

Quoth the Raven Nevermore

Rasputin, the Friendly Russian. Wasn't he the Mad Russian?

Read that back to me. "The father of the loser "

Read that last part back to me. "You stink!"

Really, what does it do? Whatever it does, it's doing it now.

Really? No.

Really? There is one catch.

Really? Why? They're forcing them!

Red Hots! Get your Red Hots! Ooh, Red Hots.

Remember the 8th commandment? Of course

Right, Mr. Goofball. Call me Goof. What's your plan?

Ring? Don't wear them. But three.

Rude? It wasn't how he said it either...

Say goodbye. Bye.

Say it! I deserve it.

Schnapps? I'll take that.

Seconds. Skip it.

See you again? Exactly.

Seeing that it's a first offense.... We can overlook this.

Seen it. I was poor.

Seen the letter? Yep.

Shameless, will you? His pink slip for you to sign.

She doesn't have anybody. There's a reason.

She means you should get a job. Me?

She said that? No, but, you know, she

She took my glue! It's not yours! This is family glue!

She was taking that very seriously. Oh, the truth!

She's here! Cover for me. One fugu.

She's perfect. What are her faults?

She's right. You have stopped eating.

She's the Queen of the Harpies! No, I'm not.

Shoot. Can you make me beautiful?

Shot down again. Don't worry, it's a big school.

Should I have him arrested? That seems like an ideal solution.

Shout it. I am nature's greatest miracle!

Shut up, boy. Homer, please.

Shut up! Tomorrow night it would be nice...

Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. How about this, Henny Penny?

Simpson? Yes.

Simpson. How did you get in?

Sir Said I

Sir, the car has a beverage holder. Hello, Einstein!

Sit there and keep your mouth shut. Yes.

Sit! Oh, man. Bart, he's not gonna learn it now.

Skinner? He works for me now. Simpson?

Smithers, fire at will. Certainly.

Smithers, tip over this table. Yes, sir.

Smithers. How'd the beating go? Sir There was no beating.

Smothered pork chops. Look! Radish rosettes.

So do l, but I'm not getting up. Hey, what's going on?

So does Homer. Mom, are we gonna talk or what?

So I'm cutting you a check. Really? Great.

So insincere. How does she put up with him?

So it's up to me, is it? Yes.

So what are you in for? I'm a political prisoner.

So, Homer, I hear you got the fight. That's right.

So, kids, caught anything? Not yet, sir.

So, let me close by saying...." "And the horse I rode in on"!

So, see me again tomorrow? That's my microwave cookery class.

So, what happened in Capital City? Oh, Barney.

So, what kind of car would you like? I don't know.

So? And I tutor part time.

Some gypsy curse? I'm tired of excuses!

Somebody must have voted. What about you? Didn't you vote?

Somebody up there likes me. Down here too.

Somebody's having a party. Friday night. Wanna come over?

Something's on my leg! Get it off! Mr. Burns, she's just a baby!

Sorry, Bart. Sorry, Mom.

Sorry. Sit down.

Sounds pretty sweet. Yeah, I guess it is.

Space out the tubs this year. What do you mean?

Spit on this for me, Smithers. One hawker coming up, sir.

Spitting just clinched it. Hey, I'm innocent, man!

Squealer. Sorry, but if you got hurt or died...

Steak or chicken? Both.

Steak will make him logy. What won't make him logy?

Stop kicking the seat! I'm kicking it!

Stop wasting our time. Shut up!

Stop whining, chrome dome. lf I had hair, you wouldn't say that.

Straighten up and fly right? Lucky guess.

Stupidity is different. Not to me.

Sugar? Ten, please.

Surely Said I

Sushi is considered a delicacy. Can we try it?

Swelling of the parotids. I knew it.

Telephone, Homer. It's the hospital. The hospital? Hello?

Tell him what we do with squealers. It's worse than when you have to pee?

Tell me what thy name is Quoth the Raven

Tell us more about this feast. No, eat now.

Temporary loss of vision? Who said that? Come closer.

Tempting. They got a 99 cent shrimp cocktail.

Thank you, professor. You're welcome.

Thank you, Troy. Hi, everybody! Hi, Dr. Riviera!

Thank you! You're super!

Thank you. Where's the letter?

Thanks for your vote. Voting's for geeks!

Thanks for your vote. We forgot.

Thanks, everybody. Throwing out tonight's first ball...

Thanks, Flanders. Big know it all. When's Todd's solo, Dad?

Thanks. My brother thought of it. Next up.

That crazy Marmaduke. Eight hole?

That sounded like an order. I pay my taxes. They pay your salary.

That thing you know how to do. What?

That was beautiful. Can we go now? Sit down, Homer.

That was certainly exciting. Yes.

That was our wedding! Oh.

That wasn't scary. Oh, yeah?

That won't be a problem. I'm no matinee idol.

That's a hell of a thing! Why? Because l

That's all right. I'm sorry about what happened.

That's all. Sign here. There you are.

That's cool. Skinner's gonna kill you!

That's enough! Thank you.

That's exactly Gotta go.

That's it, baby. Work those ankles! Ring a ding ding, sir.

That's my seat. Correction, was your seat.

That's not true. Others will come. Oh, please!

That's right. And all this is for sale?

That's right. Well, I'm still gonna run!

The 20th. Put it on 20.

The Beatles were very popular. A likely story.

The best defense is a good offense. Faster, Dad. Truck a saurus awaits!

The big words are spelled phonetically. "Phonetically."

The can is in the cupboard. Here?

The Capital City Goofball. Hello, glad to have you.

The card question's fine. I think her question is valid

The day after that? You're touching me.

The dog is hungry. Well, then, feed him.

The fun never stops here, does it? No, sirree bob!

The Heavy Hands only work if you move. I can't.

The ones at the bottom. Oh, okay.

The only one left is Mrs. Simpson. Who?

The perfect crime. Homer?

The rest is up to you. Don't worry.

The revolver wasn't around till 1835. Excellent.

The rule of thumb is 2 years' salary. I can't afford that!

The screen's small! The floor's sticky!

The second is anger. Why, you little !

The Simpsons, sir. Well, if it isn't the Simps.

The subplot felt tacked on. We demand a refund!

The voters see you as godlike. Hot dog!

Then the day after that. Oh, gee, tae kwon do.

There he is, Michelangelo's Dave. David.

There's a new sushi place on Elm St. Sushi?

There's peas in my cobbler. They're everywhere.

These must be.... I have your....

They hate each other. They express it.

They love you. As they should.

They tore that down 30 years ago. Thirty years! I'll never find him!

They're crazy. They smell bad. Hey, listen, man.

They're fighting again. That music gives me the chills.

They're for my daughter. Sure.

They're here! How do I look?

Things like that always happen! I've noticed that.

Think I'm happy? You're just a late bloomer.

Thirty seconds. Remember to smile.

This bald man has no ideas. lf it's a joke, I'm not laughing.

This check should handle it. Thank you.

This evening has been disappointing. Indeed. Terrible.

This fish shows how selfish you are! Then I'll throw it back!

This gives us more free time. Let's take up smoking.

This hits the spot. Doesn't it?

This is a rather shameless promotion. Worked on me.

This is a tasty lager from Holland. Beggars can't be choosey.

This is good stuff. Let's learn how to shave.

This is intense, isn't it? My knees are shaking...

This is the stuff dreams are made of. It smells like my grandpa.

This one's mine. "Keep On Truckin' "?

This place is depressing. Hey, I live here!

This place sucks. The animals are sleeping.

This will roar any time now. A caveman could start it.

Those are very elaborate. They better be, for $125

Thousands of them. Oh, baby!

Three days! J. Simpson.

Three in a row! Let's see that again.

Three weeks' vacation plus expenses. You got it!

Throw this on the dung heap! I quit.

Thy crest be shorn and shaven I said

Time for Krusty. We can watch cartoons?

To buy that comic book. Your emotion is out of place.

To the pony ride! No.

To who? Those weirdos in the store!

Too bad we didn't dress up. This looks like a discount for...

Too hot! Right. It's scalding me as we speak.

Top me off. Does your ma let you drink coffee?

Truck a saurus! Where? Where?

Turn it up! Hey kids! Time for Itchy & Scratchy!

Two quarters! Bart, you didn't say thank you.

Two quarters? You deserve every penny.

Understand? Sort of.

Unfair trade practices? Mushy one worlders in Washington?

Unhook it? But I love cable! Then you should pay for it.

Very big beverage holder. I'm not done!

Very impressive. You try it.

Very well, you've made your point. Then it's a deal?

Wait a minute, what about zero? Yeah, what about zero?

Wait. What is it?

Wait. What?

Wait. That's a schoolbook. Don't worry, you won't learn anything.

Wake up! You're alive! What are you talking about?

Want a free sample? The price is right.

Was he angry? No.

Watch me dive! Okay, we're watching!

Way to go, Dad! You look marvelous!

Way to go, Grampa. I'll never trust another old person.

Way to go, Lis. Yeah, thanks, Lisa.

We can go to both. Marge, you're a genius!

We can't afford all this. We're just borrowing them.

We decided we're equally good. We want to call a draw, man.

We got a reward. The head is cool. Well, then....

We got hosed. Bart!

We there yet? Just a little further!

We want a pitcher, not an itcher! We want a catcher, not a scratcher!

We went through her trash. Talked to her maid.

We'll be old someday. My God, you're right!

We'll be there. D'oh!

We'll give you half our allowance. lf you'll be our slave.

We'll take turns watching him. Okay, I'll go first.

We're back! How's the marriage?

We're late for wood shop! Let's go grab a burger.

We're ready with the transfusion. I'm not going to make it.

We've an opening on the debate team. Arguing?

We've got a nasty bump on our head. Quit it!

We've never been close, have we? Not to my knowledge.

Welcome to my home, brother. Holy moly! The bastard's rich!

Well said. Thank you.

Well, hello, hello. Don't we look handsome?

Well, hello. My name's Marge.

Well, hello. My name's Marge.

Well, I can do this. Yes! Great!

Well, I'll be on my way. Hello, there's more.

Well, nobody's perfect. Can't they just get off our backs?

Well, Simpsie, up for another wave? All right, Burnsie.

Well, what do we think? Hey! Hello, handsome!

Well.... Go on, Neddie.

What a donnybrook! Hogwash!

What a sap. Read the bosom part again, Dad.

What a showman. Look, there he is!

What are you doing here? What does it look like?

What are you doing here? You said you'd go with me.

What are you doing tonight? Sitting alone in my room.

What are you doing? Cataloging the violence.

What are you doing? Sewing a new quilt.

What are you doing? Teaching Maggie about nature.

What are you doing? What do you mean?

What are you getting at? I need $100 for a comic.

What are you gonna do with us? We're taking you to Rigel Four.

What are you looking at, buddy? Your wife's quite a dish.

What are you saying? I'm saying

What are you saying? I'm saying

What are you staring at? Nothing.

What are you talking about? They chop up the fish into sticks

What did he teach you? That life is worth living.

What did Homie do anyway? He saved Mr. Burns' life.

What did you children learn about? Hell.

What do I do about friends? You'll make new, better friends.

What do I do to be a good guy? Get back in bed.

What do you care if this guy's bald? My reasons are my own.

What do you mean, the last one alive? I meant years from now!

What do you think, Homer? Do I have to do anything?

What do you think? I don't know.

What do you think? I'll tell you.

What do you think? No!

What do you use for bait? My brother's using worms...

What do you want? I came by to tell you you're fired.

What do you want? I want free cable!

What does it do? Nothing.

What does that mean? I didn't know then. I don't know now.

What gives? Dad, do something!

What is "S N U H"? Snuh.

What is it, Bart? Nothing. Must. Take. Test.

What is it? Hear what the guys think of your dad.

What on earth was that? Oh, just the house settling.

What was he so upset about? Good Lord.

What was the lad's name? Bart Simpson.

What? Another day of detention!

What? Anything!

What? Cool!

What? I'm sorry to tell you this, but...

What? Patty.

What? You didn't mean that!

What's a "suggested donation"? Pay what you wish.

What's gotten into Lisa? Beats the hell out of me!

What's he doing wrong? I don't know.

What's Lyme disease? I know.

What's my blood type? A positive.

What's that got to do with it? You don't let me express myself.

What's that? The onboard computer.

What's the matter, son? Stabbing pains in my stomach.

What's the matter? I'm running on empty, Milhouse.

What's the matter? Nothing.

What's the name for our new car? You'll love this. The Persephone!

What's wrong, Marge? Oh, Homie.

What's wrong? Are you kidding?

What's wrong? It's obvious.

What's your name? Homer.

What's your point? Nothing. It just ticks me off.

When do we want it? Now!

When do we want it? Now!

When do we want it? Now!

When's he going to apologize? He's stubborn.

Where are we going, sir? To create a new and better world.

Where are we going? Shh!

Where do you wanna go? Anywhere but hamburgers or pizza.

Where is he? He said noon. He's just building suspense.

Where to now, Romeo? Inspiration Point.

Where to? Catfish Lake.

Where to? Take me someplace fun!

Where'd they land? Sunny Acapulco.

Where's Mr. Bergstrom? Don't know.

Which is fine. More power to you.

Which one? Nazi Smasher? I don't think so.

Who ? Or what are you?

Who are you dressed as? I'm Bartman.

Who are you people? What do we want?

Who are you? Lionel Hutz, attorney.

Who does he think he is? What's wrong?

Who says that? They do.

Who should I make it to? Just Bart.

Who squealed? You can't get anything past him.

Who the hell is that? Bullwinkle.

Who told you? You did.

Who wants character? Let's quit. Okay.

Who? I'll show you who she is.

Who? The son of Homer, a stiff in 7 G.

Who's that? Underdog. Don't you know anything?

Who's the mop top with the schnoz? That's Ringo Starr.

Why are we all dressed up? Sometimes it's fun to dress up.

Why are we using the good china? Sometimes it's fun to use it.

Why are you against the statue? I'm not. Everyone should see it.

Why are you blubbering? This makes me feel special.

Why are you here? I came to say bye to the gals.

Why are you so popular? A tough question, but a fair one.

Why are you so popular?" Very good.

Why candles? Sometimes candles are fun.

Why did I hire Harvard idiots? You went there.

Why did you burn my centerpiece? Come on.

Why did you let me sleep late? You looked so peaceful.

Why do you need your blood type? Burns may die.

Why don't you call the pharmacy? I don't have $1000!

Why don't you get us some coffee? Okay.

Why don't you sleep on it? Forget it.

Why don't you talk to your family? Because they might say no.

Why is there make out music on? It helps me study.

Why not keep it at my house? That's crazy.

Why not? Americans don't want big cars.

Why not? Americans want good mileage.

Why so glum? I got a problem.

Why the hose? Why do you think?

Why wait for Dad? Because we love him...

Why, you cagey old dog! Great story. Work, damn you, work!

Why? It just is, that's why.

Why? So no one can see what you're doing.

Why'd they leave England? Giant rats.

Will I ever play baseball again? No!

Will that hold up? No, I've tried.

Will we see washed up major leaguers? Sure, there's a nice mix.

Will you shut up? That word you call me

Will you sign my ball? No.

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? No!

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? No.

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Yes!

With your job and Happy anniversary.

Won't you eventually get used to it? No.

Would you do it? But where's the principal's office?

Would you like to be our mascot? Me? A mascot for a bush league team?

Would you like to do your rebuttal? With pleasure.

Wow, man! Thanks, Lance. You're welcome. Take this thing.

Wow! Bitchen!

Wow! Wow.

Wow! A big, ugly head! D'oh!

Wow! A crowbar! It's to open the crate, stupid.

Wow. What a saga.

Wretch I cried

Yeah, Bart, get out and push. No way!

Yeah, he's out cold, Gil. Yes.

Yeah, the right to remain silent. You must help those in need.

Yeah, what are you gonna do? I'll tell you. I'll write a letter!

Yeah! Of course!

Yeah? Wanna bet? I'm not a betting man.

Yeah. Heavens to murgatroid.

Yeah. Now, go get them!

Yeah. You want a ride? Sure.

Yes, dear. All you want. All right!

Yes, I remember. So you wanna go out with me?

Yes, ma'am. Here we are, two quarters.

Yes, she's a good woman. Very good. Thank you, my lusty friend.

Yes, sir. You and I are a dying breed.

Yes, these must be ours. These seats stink!

Yes, we are. Come on. Wait! Come back!

Yes. Are there pirates in hell?

Yes. Thanks.

Yes. Yes, but But?

Yet you continue to struggle. Why? I don't know.

Yikes! What is that? It's the centerpiece.

Yo, hairy bro. Go home, boy. Go home.

You also get I was watching that!

You are quite wealthy. Thank you. Your candor is refreshing.

You brought food? Just a few things. Swedish meatballs.

You brought us a present! What did you think I was gonna do?

You can't stop me! The hell I can't.

You can't! I can!

You can't! I'll do better! That'll be the day.

You did this? I didn't overstep my bounds?

You did? I slipped it in.

You do? Uh huh.

You don't realize what you're saying. Baboon!

You fell for it! Homer...

You got rid of the sideburns. Give me the usual.

You have an illegal cable hookup. No. No, l

You haven't been paying attention! Yes, ma'am.

You know "Hercules and the Lion"? Is it a Bible story?

You know Homer Simpson? Yeah, nice guy. Play poker with him.

You know what you wanna do tomorrow? Almost.

You know, he is wise. You don't want it.

You little It was like that when I got here!

You look a little pale, son. We better get you some food.

You made the front page. It's just a popularity contest.

You make good lemonade. Thank you, Itchy.

You make me sick. I'm not firing you.

You may be right. Where's my Duff?

You mean ? Let's do it!

You mean I passed? Just barely.

You old dog, she's gorgeous! Thank you.

You promised to be nice to my sisters. I know, I will.

You said so why? I'm trying to work.

You said you'd sleep on it. I don't care.

You sneaky Pete! Easy, tiger.

You speak English. I'm speaking Rigelian.

You sure love pork chops! He sure does, Uncle Herb.

You sure? Italian?

You think I work well with others? No.

You think I'm a genius? No, not that.

You think I'm dynamic? I don't think so.

You throw like my sister! Yeah, you throw like me!

You tutor? Anyone can be tutored? Only in French.

You want me to take off my belt? Yeah.

You want to go? They're holding it at Catfish Lake.

You want to know where we're going? No.

You were gonna jump the gorge. Maybe.

You were wasted. I didn't know when to say when.

You weren't watching! You didn't see!

You wish, Dondalinger. That's Mr. Dondalinger.

You wouldn't dare! Well, no, I guess I wouldn't.

You! You mean him.

You'd better be dying! I love you!

You'd think this would get easier! I'd love to.

You'll be a bonehead! Put it all on 41 .

You'll get your turn. I'm done.

You'll miss Bart. When?

You'll still fail that test. I've got my bases covered.

You're a little monkey, aren't you? Yes, sir.

You're alive! I'm alive!

You're alive! Stop it!

You're crazy. You'll never make it.

You're late. Someone will punch in for me.

You're pretending to understand me. True.

You're sad you called me a baboon? No!

You're so silly. Give me a banana.

You've got to try. Okay, okay. I'll try.

Your brother told you to help us. Yeah, he did.

Your mother didn't think so. Real mature

Your paddles have been replaced That's just Pong!

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... F E E L D!

... l N G ...

... Teen Dream, Teen Scream...

... we've got it! On the Blockbuster Channel!

... with lots of well thought out, practical ideas.

..."Good Grief, More Satan's Boners, " and...

..."To enjoy as you see fit." Oh, I'm touched.

...10 being the highest, 1 the lowest, and 5 average, I give it...

...10 years on the same job for the same salary.

...98 percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.

...a $99 value, as our gift.

...a 9.

...a big cash settlement. My fee is 50 percent.

...a shoot them up, splatter fest from the Hollywood cookie cutter.

...about how big a big cash settlement is.

...against one of my wife's homemade wind chimes.

...all those light bulb warmed treats always tasted extra good.

...an executive has bilked you out of $1000.

...an inspector found 1.74 parts per million of asbestos!

...and are repeated ad nauseam."

...and Bart will take 7 to 9.

...and be against another form, like Itchy & Scratchy?

...and carve my name on your back with an ice pick.

...and challenge your intellect.

...and clean faster than you ever have before.

...and comfort him until an ambulance arrives.

...and Dame Fortune has hugged Montgomery Burns to her sweet bosom.

...and five and six and

...and forced him to apologize to his sister.

...and grab hold of the next train out of the station.

...and have to pay us a million.

...and head for the arcade.

...and honed his skills while serving time for assault...

...and hopefully, when we return, the pile of money will be gone.

...and how glorious it will be when you and Charlene destroy him.

...and I just had to tell you that you're not getting one thin dime!

...and I'll never let you go.

...and I'm tired of making people feel good.

...and I've been on safari.

...and laugh myself silly. What's wrong with that?

...and Lisa can't go to college!

...and lose, and start again at your beginnings...

...and making it uninhabitable?

...and maybe it's my fault. I failed to take his abuse with humor.

...and monkey see, monkey do.

...and most frightening, the king of the jungle...

...and musicians and holy men?

...and neither of us has to do that wager.

...and never breathe a word about your loss...

...and no little girl can be happy without faith in her daddy.

...and one of them is to give your mother the benefit of the doubt.

...and patriot. American patriot.

...and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life.

...and she had a little surprise for me.

...and shifty lawyers and phony doctors!

...and Teen Steam magazine?

...and telling a lie, don't you?

...and telling a lie, don't you?

...and that he's not like other men.

...and the bureaucrats can put that in their pipes and smoke it!

...and the chalk lines that divide the man from the boy.

...and the food is good, and guys like me are serving drinks.

...and the U.S.A. has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world.

...and then...

...and there, and any place you're bleeding. There.

...and there's no toilet paper?

...and this is Marjory Stoneman Douglas.

...and two of the bluest eyes I've ever seen in my life.

...and we begin the final match with two warriors:

...and yes, even a rhombus...

...and you get my hat.

...and you kept me up until 1 a.m. pretending to be stupid!

...and you made pigs of yourselves.

...and your Euclidian algorithms. You get rest and have a lollipop.

...and, which is more, you'll be a man, my son."

...any puppy will grow up to be a bundle of joy.

...anybody who cares will leave to help someone needier.

...are influencing their behavior negatively.

...Artie Ziff and Marge Bouvier.

...as Hurray for Everything leaves!

...as I was shoving it into the mailbox.

...as it speeds you from my life.

...as Radioactive Man and not the sordid details of his final years.

...as the traditions I was weaned on are put to sleep, one by one.

...as vulnerable and beautiful as any of God's creatures.

...at Catfish Lake.

...at Springfield General Hospital.

...Bart's "intense mental anguish and suffering"?

...Bartman!

...because I can't buy the stuff I promised.

...because my dog is tied up!

...because that means we're on the right track.

...because you feel bad you hurt my feelings.

...bonding with chlorophyll.

...but by night, fights vampires in a postapocalyptic war zone!

...but he did miss three days of school.

...but I feel tranquility outweighs catching fish and use nothing.

...but I know she died of a broken heart.

...but I never had the nerve.

...but I think you'll find it fair.

...but I wanted you to be first to know.

...but I'm ruined!

...but I've been good so treat me right!

...but it's too easy.

...but no insurance plan covers something as frivolous as Dimoxinil!

...but remember, he hates being touched.

...but soon it will be full of drunken Japanese businessmen.

...but the cartoons you show to our children...

...but the information that you just received is erroneous.

...but the message was loud and clear. Our family stinks.

...but we call French fries "chips. " Love, Ringo.

...but we've never had knife fights. I blame this house.

...but when I look into his vacant eyes, I can't bear to let him go.

...but would you go to the prom with me?

...but you must answer one question.

...but you're living in a world of make believe.

...by dropping his obstructionist legal challenges...

...by the luxury car of death!

...came upon an elephant next to our power plant...

...can create an adorable bunny rabbit.

...choke chain.

...come on, don't get upset.

...commemorating the man who ponied up the dough.

...concentrating on how much you hate him...

...cost me the election, but if I had them killed...

...couldn't buy me the joys of a family meal.

...cowboys used only the tongue of the antelope.

...Dad has almost no interest in everything I do.

...deadly electric eels, ravenous piranhas, alligators...

...despite the attention I'd get, I'd miss you.

...die in a gutter. It's practical and within our means.

...down at Springfield Stadium.

...down there in the state capital!

...even though it meant skipping school and graduating this summer.

...ever since I became a mother.

...every Johnny Lunch pail in this state will be eating out of my hand.

...except for solar, which is a pipe dream.

...featuring an ABC of the overlords of the genre:

...featuring the young go getters of Hurray for Everything!

...filled with great white sharks...

...for giving us one more crack at togetherness.

...for no good reason!

...for old Mr. Lock. Step aside, boy.

...for teens, "It's Not Cool To Fry In Hell."

...for the rest of his life! That's the downside.

...from a kid, I thought....

...from promising you a big cash settlement.

...give me a...

...giving them bigger teeth, sharper claws, longer legs...

...graven images. Something about covet.

...greater than what you call fun.

...has this town been so consumed with rumor and innuendo. Here's why:

...has to mow the lawn in his wife's Sunday dress."

...hasn't been able to cut it, manwise, for some time.

...he gave Hercules this big thing of riches.

...he seemed more concerned about wrapping Bart in bandages...

...he'll find out this cat has claws!

...he's always been a perfect neighbor.

...Homer gets

...Homer Simpson.

...how is so and so? Blah, blah, blah.

...I consider myself the luckiest mascot on the face of the earth.

...I got butterflies in my stomach. But it builds character.

...I have happy news.

...I have some announcements to make. We have some new pamphlets...

...I still think they're the best Tater Tots money can buy.

...I want people to think the world is coming to an end!

...I was ready to take the biggest step of my life.

...I won't see the wife by my side or the mother of my children.

...I'd be the one to go to jail. That's democracy.

...I'd even go to an employee's house. I can picture it now.

...I'd like to punish Bart through backbreaking physical labor.

...I'd like to rely on your diagnosis, but it'd be derelict of me to do so.

...I'll cite you for contempt.

...I'll lower taxes whether bureaucrats in the state capital like it or not!

...I'm just a Ionely guy.

...I'm pleased to dedicate this warning system.

...I'm so glad you enjoyed my son's blood.

...I'm sure you agree this trial is an affront to our collective dignity.

...I've prepared your speech on 3 by 5 cards.

...if our antinuclear naysayers and choose upsiders...

...if you'll put your grubby little hands behind your back. Behold.

...in his wife's Sunday dress."

...in Springfield Prison.

...in the hope that others will follow my example. Thank you.

...in the Monster Truck Rally!

...including "Satan's Boners"...

...inside yourself and find a spot you wish wasn't there...

...instead of writing us angry letters.

...invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere...

...is at death's door.

...is being a guy telling the story of how he became a loser.

...is those special Mt. Splashmore water slides, God bless them.

...it hasn't been much of a marriage since Mr. Krabappel moved out.

...it would damage the town to hear it. Good night.

...just lying here on my table. Smithers, why don't we leave...

...knew that a gray spider had played the most important part of all.

...let me just say one more thing: I'm sorry I came.

...like play in the World Series?

...like there's no one you can rely on...

...makeup man and personal trainer.

...Marge fell asleep before I did.

...me favorite color's blue, and me real name's Richard.

...members of the press, Your Holiness.

...might go to the same place.

...Montgomery Burns?

...Montgomery Burns.

...Mrs. Homer J. Simpson!

...my fade away pitch was compared to the trouble ball of Satchel Paige.

...my glory was a bright shock of strawberry blond curls.

...my prize winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them?

...no matter how screwy she is.

...no one man can destroy them.

...no pizza too laden with delicious toppings...

...occasional snuggling and sleeping in on weekends...

...of a stirring afternoon of miniature golf.

...of gallantry since Mountbatten gave India back to the Punjabs.

...of Homer J. Simpson.

...of Homer's shoes. Why don't we wait until he sits?

...offsetting the one time cost, for a net savings of $5

...on 40 cents' worth of beef.

...on a tour of the U.S.

...on an otherwise cloudy day.

...on Earth inconsiderate enough to let that monster roam free!

...on groundskeeper Willie's award winning play field.

...on location at fabulous Mt. Splashmore.

...one drop of human blood.

...one ferocious lion!

...one of the most skilled 10 year olds to ever play.

...or brake if I see you crossing the street."

...or in this case, a third eye.

...or runs a band saw or God knows what.

...or those in need of a tune up. To participate...

...or why I'll do it again!

...others to my incorruptibility and determination to lower taxes...

...our state's most beloved governor.

...Override Bill. I refer you to page 4500

...pales in comparison with the problems I run into everyday.

...please sign up in the lobby.

...possession will be determined by Rock, Scissor, Paper.

...possibly your brains, will start coming out through your nose.

...psychedelic paint job from hell. Jam the kids to school!

...punctured radiator, teeth marks in the trunk.

...pushed too far by Quik E Mart bandits:

...relinquishing your right to sue.

...repeat the fourth grade.

...scourge of the despot....

...seat belts save lives, so buckle up!

...shall we say, unfortunate accident?

...Simpson down by six with two seconds left.

...since Stanford drove in that golden spike.

...snapper!

...so I got a job as a bloodletting tech dude!

...so look busy and keep quiet! That's all.

...so that may not count as anguish.

...so the last one alive can be buried with it.

...so you could see that car shaped like a giant bowling pin?

...some living in Holland, left Plymouth, England.

...spending time with the boy.

...spirochetes infest your blood and spinal fluid and then the brain.

...sung by Springfield's R & B sensation, "Bleeding Gums" Murphy.

...tear off some little squares and stick one there...

...tell us why they're here? John? Gloria?

...than making him feel better.

...that could make me not love you.

...that he'll give away over $100,000 to the person he finds most deserving.

...that smells like sodium tetrasulfate...

...that they will do the right thing.

...that you do from reading.

...that your dreams will go unfulfilled.

...that'll get rid of that crabgrass in half a jiff.

...that's volcanic, and one sedimentary.

...the bald guy in the cable fishing show.

...the city of brotherly love isn't Philadelphia, it's Detroit.

...the cleanest, safest energy source...

...the feast when we land on Rigel Four.

...the funnest day in the history of Springfield!

...the Homer!

...the key.

...the man whose name is synonymous with the safest energy source:

...the man with the vision. He'll bust this company out of its rut.

...the more you hurt him.

...the new animals thrive and multiply and spread across the earth.

...the Parents Advisory Board asked that I see Space Mutants Part V.

...the sounds and the smells of other men.

...the way you smother yourself in lime green polyester.

...the Western hemisphere! The dancing est hemisphere!

...the...

...then, when his back's turned: wham!

...there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw.

...there was a frail, withered body, perhaps not long for this world...

...there'll be no pork chop too succulent, no donut too tasty...

...these ice cubes are made from highly toxic chemicals.

...they declare me dead and collect my insurance.

...they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage.

...they'd probably blame his ridiculous nose on the nuclear bogeyman.

...things on TV that are inappropriate for children.

...this is all you need to know.

...this is the first time I've told a partner they were right.

...this sign will tell the good citizens of Springfield what to do.

...to be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire.

...to drop your pencils at 2: 15. Do so and you will be suspended.

...to finally do something about that hideous mutation.

...to give insight into the mind, Dr. Marvin Monroe.

...to people who need it.

...to prevent me from reaching my ideal weight!

...to the art exhibition next week.

...to truly needy causes!

...two irregular verbs, and sing "Alouette."

...unmarried relation, would it? Because I can

...was in trouble. But never this much trouble.

...we are gathered here to join Stanley and Martha in holy matrimony.

...we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man Number 1 right now!

...we had a problem with fish sticks at lunch.

...we should go to the Monster Truck Rally this Saturday.

...we toss these people a bone. A turkey bone.

...we want you to eat at the home of one of your workers.

...we'll hear final statements. Martin?

...welcome to our funny book convention.

...what a violin is to the guy The violin guy.

...what happened on the day of the accident.

...what really happened on the day of the accident.

...what to do, you...

...when I became as bald as a plucked chicken.

...when they don't have to, out of the goodness of their....

...when your heart explodes.

...who incidentally is not married to a house, would cost $48,000 a year.

...who knows what woman I might have ended up with?

...who knows what's right or wrong? My gut's telling me:

...who may not have fought any wars, but who

...who says the first thing in his head.

...will be closing down in two weeks.

...will keep you from achieving popularity.

...will see me chow down with Eddie Punchclock.

...with a fake fly in my drink.

...with a good education and says, "What did I do to deserve this?"

...with bony girl arms and you smell like....

...with its cruel lips, spiteful tongue and evil brain...

...with patches over their eyes and shiny gold teeth.

...with shrinking serum, how come his costume shrinks?

...would it be a big deal to just let my dog pass?

...you didn't even know how many eyes a fish had.

...you have elected me, your intellectual superior, as your king.

...you learn to see everyday objects as simple geometrical shapes.

...you overpriced, under brained notary publics!

...you would be caught.

...you'd like to come over to my house for dinner.

...you'll turn the parade into a farce.

...young whipper...

...yours is the earth and everything that's in it...

'Topes lose.

'Topes lose. 'Topes lose.

'Topes win! Two in a row!

" $1000. Dimoxinil. To keep brain from freezing."

"...with bony girl arms. And you smell like an elephant's butt!"

"America's Affair With the Prom." "Even wallflowers can date "

"Anecdotes, "Eisenhower and, " "Humor, "Japanese Obsession With"....

"Be intimate with Marge."

"Bosom." Wait, wait, there's more.

"Chapter One: A Dream of Freedom."

"Chapter the Fifth. "

"Could they make decisions that Americans could support?"

"Crusher" Woodard, "The Skunk" Trumane and the Dunk Masters...

"Dear Miss Hoover: You have Lyme disease. We miss you.

"Dear Neighbor...."

"Dear Neighbor...."

"Dear Sally, in response to your letter of Dec. 12, 1966...

"Dear Sleaze Merchant. " Now, come on, that hurts.

"Do not feed or allow animals in car.

"F."

"Four Days in Philadelphia."

"Go away."

"H" ! Of course! That could stand for Herbert!

"Have man to man with Bart."

"Here I am. Don't judge me, love me."

"Howl of the Unappreciated" by Lisa Simpson.

"I saw the best meals "

"I'm crying. I'm so sad."

"If nothing else, I'm sure of this!"

"If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it on one turn...

"In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic."

"Just a popularity contest"? What's more important than popularity?

"L." No, I'm sorry. That's a "C, " isn't it?

"Listen to Lisa play her sax."

"Loser" is such a harsh word. How about "the boy who doesn't win"?

"Make videotape for Maggie."

"Marry me, Patty"?

"May the best man win." The loser's mating call.

"Me, thanking you?" No, it's not a misprint.

"Mr. Burns, I'm glad you enjoyed my son's blood.

"Mr. Universe, " I wish.

"Myth: Cable piracy is wrong.

"Myth: It's only fair to pay for quality first run movies.

"Neighbors forever." Oh, no. "Ned Flanders."

"Nobody, of the hundreds of people that visited the fair...

"Pick up a hammer."

"Pomerantz." "Poole." "Popkin." "Potter."

"Quigley." "Quimby." "Randolph."

"So You're Going to Die."

"So You've Decided to Steal Cable."

"Springfield Kozy Kort Motel, Room 26. How about it? Flash."

"That makes two of us."

"The father of the boy who doesn't win has to mow the lawn...

"The father of the boy who doesn't win...

"Their destination was...."

"Thou shalt not steal."

"Try something new. How can it hurt you, Homer?"

"Uncle Herb" sounds so formal. Do you think you could call me "Unky Herb"?

"Volume One: Spice Racks."

"Watch the sunrise."

"You are my brother. I love you.

"Your campaign's moving like a runaway freight train.

$100. Of course, you'll have to sign a waiver...

$5?

$500,000! I spit on his $500,000!

$5000 on What century is this?

$82,000!

8:00, but what does it matter? Lisa's recital starts at 5:00.

8:00, my place. Come one, come all. All right.

20 black. Holy moly, you're winning!

36! No more bets.

50 percent? You'll be getting more than a lawyer!